Fuck Joe the Plumber
I’m from Ohio!!
Joe the Plumber is from Ohio!!
I’ve lived in this state for 63 years - and I KNOW Ohio!!
I know Joe the Plumber.
I know a lot of Joe the Plumber’s !!
Joe doesn’t make anywhere near $250,000 a year; so Obama’s tax plan won’t touch him (Joe admits it). But SOMEDAY it COULD!!! Obama is attacking the AMERICAN DREAM!!! He supports SOCIALISM!!! CLASS WARFARE!!! INCOME REDISTRIBUTION!!! According to Joe's own words, Obama is hurting someone (the top 5%).
So, Joe the Plumber has to support erratic Uncle Chipmunk and Sarah Baracootie who have their own American Dream – i.e. to live the high life on the backs of all the lemming Joe the Plumber’s out here in ‘merica.
McCain likes to say over and over: “I know how to _________________” (fill in the blank). He rants on about how people are suffering and scared, but he “knows how to” fix it. Joe the Plumber likes that, but Joe the Plumber isn’t reading the fine print.
McCain says he will have a “Spending Freeze,” cut taxes on the wealthy, fix health care, cure autism, “win” the war, and balance the budget. He “knows how to do it.” He’s a maverick.
Ohio is full of dumb shits who think shifting money from the bottom 90% to the top 10% is just fine, but howl in horror if it shifts the other way: “INCOME REDISTRIBUTION!!!”
Ohio is full of dumb shits who think subsidizing a business and allowing it very large tax dodges is just fine, but programs for the people are SOCIALISM !!!
Ohio is full of dumb shits who think their American Delirium will someday become the American Dream that the wealthy few now experience.
Ohio is full of dumb shits upon whom it never dawns that "Conservatives" balance budgets by cutting the hell out of programs that help Joe the Plumber (Joe actually says he doesn't like Social Security).
Well, this is just the same old bullshit, recycled for the millionth time by greedy, conniving fucks for whom it has worked before. They screw stupid people like Joe the Plumber, and he proudly brays his appreciation. THIS is the Old politics. It has always worked in the past. The question is whether it will work one more time.
We shall see. Maybe it won’t work nationally, but THIS is OHIO!!! And there are a lot of Joe the Plumbers here.
Finally, Joe says he hopes he doesn't make a fool of himself.
Oops!! Too late!!!
- Uke Man