Fuck Joe the Plumber
Hey Folks -
I’m from Ohio!!
Joe the Plumber is from Ohio!!
I’ve lived in this state for 63 years - and I KNOW Ohio!!
I know Joe the Plumber.
I know a lot of Joe the Plumber’s !!
Joe doesn’t make anywhere near $250,000 a year; so Obama’s tax plan won’t touch him (Joe admits it). But SOMEDAY it COULD!!! Obama is attacking the AMERICAN DREAM!!! He supports SOCIALISM!!! CLASS WARFARE!!! INCOME REDISTRIBUTION!!! According to Joe's own words, Obama is hurting someone (the top 5%).
So, Joe the Plumber has to support erratic Uncle Chipmunk and Sarah Baracootie who have their own American Dream – i.e. to live the high life on the backs of all the lemming Joe the Plumber’s out here in ‘merica.
McCain likes to say over and over: “I know how to _________________” (fill in the blank). He rants on about how people are suffering and scared, but he “knows how to” fix it. Joe the Plumber likes that, but Joe the Plumber isn’t reading the fine print.
McCain says he will have a “Spending Freeze,” cut taxes on the wealthy, fix health care, cure autism, “win” the war, and balance the budget. He “knows how to do it.” He’s a maverick.
Ohio is full of dumb shits who think shifting money from the bottom 90% to the top 10% is just fine, but howl in horror if it shifts the other way: “INCOME REDISTRIBUTION!!!”
Ohio is full of dumb shits who think subsidizing a business and allowing it very large tax dodges is just fine, but programs for the people are SOCIALISM !!!
Ohio is full of dumb shits who think their American Delirium will someday become the American Dream that the wealthy few now experience.
Ohio is full of dumb shits upon whom it never dawns that "Conservatives" balance budgets by cutting the hell out of programs that help Joe the Plumber (Joe actually says he doesn't like Social Security).
Well, this is just the same old bullshit, recycled for the millionth time by greedy, conniving fucks for whom it has worked before. They screw stupid people like Joe the Plumber, and he proudly brays his appreciation. THIS is the Old politics. It has always worked in the past. The question is whether it will work one more time.
We shall see. Maybe it won’t work nationally, but THIS is OHIO!!! And there are a lot of Joe the Plumbers here.
Finally, Joe says he hopes he doesn't make a fool of himself.
Oops!! Too late!!!
- Uke Man
I’m from Ohio!!
Joe the Plumber is from Ohio!!
I’ve lived in this state for 63 years - and I KNOW Ohio!!
I know Joe the Plumber.
I know a lot of Joe the Plumber’s !!
Joe doesn’t make anywhere near $250,000 a year; so Obama’s tax plan won’t touch him (Joe admits it). But SOMEDAY it COULD!!! Obama is attacking the AMERICAN DREAM!!! He supports SOCIALISM!!! CLASS WARFARE!!! INCOME REDISTRIBUTION!!! According to Joe's own words, Obama is hurting someone (the top 5%).
So, Joe the Plumber has to support erratic Uncle Chipmunk and Sarah Baracootie who have their own American Dream – i.e. to live the high life on the backs of all the lemming Joe the Plumber’s out here in ‘merica.
McCain likes to say over and over: “I know how to _________________” (fill in the blank). He rants on about how people are suffering and scared, but he “knows how to” fix it. Joe the Plumber likes that, but Joe the Plumber isn’t reading the fine print.
McCain says he will have a “Spending Freeze,” cut taxes on the wealthy, fix health care, cure autism, “win” the war, and balance the budget. He “knows how to do it.” He’s a maverick.
Ohio is full of dumb shits who think shifting money from the bottom 90% to the top 10% is just fine, but howl in horror if it shifts the other way: “INCOME REDISTRIBUTION!!!”
Ohio is full of dumb shits who think subsidizing a business and allowing it very large tax dodges is just fine, but programs for the people are SOCIALISM !!!
Ohio is full of dumb shits who think their American Delirium will someday become the American Dream that the wealthy few now experience.
Ohio is full of dumb shits upon whom it never dawns that "Conservatives" balance budgets by cutting the hell out of programs that help Joe the Plumber (Joe actually says he doesn't like Social Security).
Well, this is just the same old bullshit, recycled for the millionth time by greedy, conniving fucks for whom it has worked before. They screw stupid people like Joe the Plumber, and he proudly brays his appreciation. THIS is the Old politics. It has always worked in the past. The question is whether it will work one more time.
We shall see. Maybe it won’t work nationally, but THIS is OHIO!!! And there are a lot of Joe the Plumbers here.
Finally, Joe says he hopes he doesn't make a fool of himself.
Oops!! Too late!!!
- Uke Man
posted by Ukulele Man at 2:46 PM
10 Comments:
awesome...good stuff!!! haha..... thx for the great read. take care'
Go Uke man, go!
This is my state as well and I cannot agree with you more. Every time I think I have heard/seen it all, with regards to being surprised, I catch my jaw hanging at the realization that more people are falling for the same old Republican card tricks and shell games.
I have a severe disdain for the American tendency to equate the American dream with the ability to get rich and forget about your tough road to the top, and the place where you were before you got your big break. In the end, the American dream morphs into the RIGHT to fuck people below you while earning tax credits that allow you to widen your lead over those little people.
I am tired of people like Joe the fucking Plumber calling McCain an American hero for getting blown out of the sky... but that's an argument for another day.
I'm tired of ignorant,inbred, hillbilly, 3-G's voting, big-truck driving, dimwitted, NRA supporting FUCKTARDS who want to tell me that Obama is:
The Antichrist
A Muslim
Going to take our guns away
A Terrorist
Going to kill our babies
and most of all... black - and they "weren't raised that way."
THOSE are the true Joes from Ohio. Joe Weaselblower from northern Ohio is just a pretty face for the republican blue-collar crowd. If CNN and FUX news want to see the true face of Republican Ohio, they can visit the business end in New Albany, and the dimly lit end in the rural parts... especially Appalachia.
Dump Sarah Palin and Elect Joe the "Unlicensed" Plumber.
The Republicans have come up with some dumb shit in the past, but next to Nixon, this takes the cake.
Fuck Joe the Plumber, Sarah the Bimbo, and John McLame.
A-
So well said- Thank you!!!
I'm loving this, great write! Fuck Joe the Plumber!
I'm glad we got America back from the hillbillies! Yeehaw, as they say. Joe the "Plumber" (not even licensed to do that, as I recall) is now rotting in the obscurity he so richly deserves -- even though he worked hard to become a celebrity with a book deal and a CD, heh heh. Sold his soul to the lowest bidder -- no wonder he's a hero to the republiCANTs.
Somehow, I'm not sure how, but somehow the heavies most dense turd rises to the top of the sewer within the dimwitted right wing corral of sheep .Or perhaps it's fished out and placed on a plate for us to look at and then it's smeared all over the place so no matter where we are....there it is. Such is Joe the so called plumber. So he's the next turd we must endure for the next year or so until Fox and the greatly confused right wring every stinking molecule out of him.
Now some dipshit has given Joe a job as a war correspondent in Israel. What has this world come to? The only people looking to JTP to help them understand the Israel Palestine issues are people that need help flushing their toilets. JTP recently said, and I'm paraphrasing here, "we need someone other than the media telling us what's going on over there" "we need info like we got it in WW1 and WW2, ya know, when ya went to see a movie, yad get the straight info then" Jesus Christ could JTP be ANY dumber??
It's going to take years to get the stink off of us from this idiot. Thanks John!
Yes!!!
And he was also quoted as saying something like "before I go over there I need to work on how to pronounciate (sic) some of the names" (!!!???)
I will pray for Joe the plumber because that is what I try to do when I wish them ill will. Until my prayers work...excuse the language, but FUCK YOU Joe the plumber.....ignorant, hate monger driven by fear and insecurity.....BLAH BLAH BLAH...turn off the t.v. when he is on!
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