Pay no attention to the Palin behind the curtain burning books !!

Hey Folks -

It's difficult to read Ellen Goodman's column below without thinking that any woman who buys the Republican spin on Sarah Palin is an idiot. Likewise for any male erstwhile Hillary-supporter who has hopped on the barracuda boat.

Well, they can't be very rational. As Goodman points out, the R's have been proudly keeping women down for decades, and Sarah's ideas cast her not as Hillary but as Bizarro Hillary.

The basic dichotomy of the culture wars is Faith versus Science. It is a conflict between those who believe what they want to believe and those who believe what the material world seems to indicate - between those who believe what they believe because some authority tells them to, or because they feel that they should, or because they are afraid not to - and those that attempt to discern reality based on facts and the scientific method.

When it comes to Palin, few thinking people find her worthy of high office; the facts scream out against her. The lies, half-truths, dodges, and folksy schmaltz just doesn't cut it. But for people who reflexively look to their gut, their emotions, or some "higher" authority; facts are irrelevant; lies don't matter (they aren't even recognized as lies); and anyone attempting to point out threatening facts are demonized and ignored.

Republicans know this, and that's why McCain's campaign is slandering the Democrats even more than McCain was once slandered by George Bush's henchmen.

So, we'll see. What kind of people are we? Every election is an IQ test, and as H.L. Mencken said, "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public." Our scores will be published in November.

- Uke Man

Something amiss with GOP's embrace of Palin
Friday, September 12, 2008
By Ellen Goodman


Who would have dreamed that a hockey mom could produce such a bounce? But now that so many women have skated over to her side, allow me another metaphor. Sarah Palin is the Zamboni of this campaign.

She rolled onto the ice, did a couple of turns around the rink and managed to clear off all the nasty old Republican detritus. She gave the Grand Old (Boy) Party a new image, or at least a new surface.

Let us remember that Republicans had long targeted working mothers as the centerpiece of the culture wars. They ran an entire convention on Marilyn Quayle's line that "Most women do not wish to be liberated from their essential natures as women."

Now their heroine is the in-your-face governor who once said, "To any critics who say a woman can't think and work and carry a baby at the same time, I'd just like to escort that Neanderthal back to the cave."

Hey, wasn't that our line? Weren't the Neanderthals who wanted women to stay in their traditional roles these same conservatives? Suddenly, we are watching the parade of the flip-floppers, patriarchs with pedicures.

Who can forget James Dobson, who blamed the decline and fall of morality on "working mothers and permissiveness," and told us that real women "are merely waiting for their husbands to assume leadership." He now says "I believe Sarah Palin is God's answer."

Who can forget Phyllis Schlafly, who said the "flight from home is a flight from yourself, from responsibility, from the nature of woman." She now says that "I think a hardworking, well-organized CEO type can handle it very well."

Who can forget Pat Buchanan, scriptwriter of the culture wars? He now says, "For heaven's sakes, I mean, can't you have a traditional woman who is also a -- you know, a beauty queen and is a governor? What's the matter?"

Who can forget all this? I'll tell you who can forget: Everyone! Sarah the Zamboni has cleared the ice of this pesky historical memory.

Mind you, sexism is alive and well, although it is enchanting to watch the folks who criticized Hillary Clinton's supporters for whining take off after the media for vetting. Back when a Hillary hater asked John McCain "How do we stop the bitch?" he responded, "Excellent question!" Now his campaign says it's "offensive and disgraceful" of Obama to use the word lipstick. How do you spell chutzpah?

Nevertheless, the good news for this cockeyed optimist is that Palin has made it politically incorrect to criticize working mothers. The mommy wars wage on in playgrounds and the blogosphere, but among candidates and in politics, working moms are the demilitarized zone of the cultural battleground.

There is, however, another divide between left and right that has reappeared with the governor's star turn: the difference between those who think a woman can have it all as long as she can do it all by herself, and those who think that it is neither wimpish nor whiny to push for some help.

The Emergence of Sarah Palin is actually the Return of Supermom. Mother of five, moose killer and marathoner, she was back at work three days after her son's birth, juggling a Blackberry and a breast pump while making Helen Reddy look like a slacker. Call her a role model or a parody, but the fresh face of 2008 looks like the exhausted face of the 1980s.

The conservative virtue of Palin's life is that she doesn't need anything from anyone outside the family. She isn't lobbying for, say, maternity leave, equal pay or universal pre-K. Let alone universal health insurance. Or college-tuition breaks, especially for that soon-to-be-teen-mom and her soon-to-be husband. Compare this to the actual Wal-Mart mom juggling day-care fees and gasoline bills, fantasizing about a job with benefits and the flexibility to be home when the kids are sick.

Somehow, the original women's- movement slogan, the personal is political, has been turned on its head. It's more fun to talk about the candidate's family and eyeglasses than Iraq and the recession. If Bush was the guy you wanted to have a beer with, Palin is the gal you want to go to aerobics with. The political is waaay too personal.

So let us applaud the way Palin has pushed the working mother out of the firing line of the culture wars. But what about those family issues flattened by Sarah Zamboni?

Ellen Goodman writes for The Boston Globe.
ellengoodman@globe.com