Anal-ysis of American Perception
Hey Folks -
I can't guarantee what Barack Obama will do if ellected, but I CAN guarantee that the Republicans are low, slimy reptiles if they believe the stuff they are saying about Obama - OR - if they think you are stupid enough to believe it.
Whatever your position regarding the election, you can't read the analysis below without finding plenty to indict the Republican campaign.
- Uke Man
A Difference - A Powerful Analysis of American Perception
*If you're a Democrat who has been in the Senate for two years, you are a Washington 'insider'.
*If you're a Republican who has been in the Senate for 26 years, you are a Washington 'outsider'.
*If you're a Republican and make a commercial portraying your rival as wanting to teach 5 year olds how to have sex and repeatedly make claims proven utterly false- you're "running a hard-hitting campaign."
*If you're a democrat and joke about your rivals policies with an expression he himself has used many times, you are "savaging" your opponent and running a "dirty campaign."
*If you're white, win a beauty contest, attended 5-6 colleges before finally graduating, join the PTA, are voted to be mayor by 1000 people, govern a sparsely populated state for almost two years, and randomly get chosen at the last minute to be VP, you've 'lived the American dream '.
*If you're black, raised by a single mother, lived on food stamps, help the community, get into Harvard, become the first black editor of the Harvard Law Review, and are voted the presidential nominee by millions of people,you are 'uppity'.
*A Democrat who doesn't fully vet a VP is 'reckless'.
*A Republican who doesn't full y vet a VP is a 'maverick'.
*Get 18 million people to vote for you in a national presidential primary, you're a 'phony'.
*Get 100,000+ people to vote you governor of the 47th most populous state in the Union, you're 'well loved'.
*If you manage a multi - million dollar nationwide campaign, you are an 'empty suit'.
*If you are a part-time mayor of a town of 7,000 people, you are an 'experienced executive'.
*If you cheated on your first wife with an heiress, you're a Christian.
*If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years, you're 'risky'
*If your pastor rails against inequality in the United States of America, you're an 'extremist'.
*If your pastor welcomes a sermon by Jews for Jesus, who preach that the killing of Jews by terrorists is a lesson to Jews that they must convert to Christianity, and once said that those who don't vote for George Bush will go to hell, Or if you embrace a preacher who calls catholicism a "great whore" and wants to protect Israel so we can bring about Armageddon you're representing 'fundamental Christian values'.
*If you're a Republican and you talk to America's enemies, it's 'diplomacy'.
*If you're a Democrat and you talk to America's enemies, it's 'appeasement'.
*If you're a Republican you think women should vote for a female candidate because "she's one of you", regardless of her stand on issues.
*If you're a Democrat and you vote for a woman who shares your ideology, you're 'playing the gender card'.
*If you are born in the 50th state of the union and got a passport at birth, you are too 'cosmopolitan' and let the 'corruption of European ideals affect your judgment.
*If you grew up in the 49th state to enter the union, and never had a passport until 2007, you are a 'true patriot of America'.
*If you grow up in Hawaii, you're 'exotic'.
*If you grow up in Alaska, you're the quintessential 'American story'.
*If you think it's okay to shoot wolves from helicopters, you're just an average American hockey mom having some fun.
*If you try to ensure those wolves are treated humanely, you are out of touch with the average American.
*If you are biracial, America needs more than 2 years and 3 major speeches to 'get to know you'.< /b>
*If you're white, America needs 36 minutes and 38 seconds worth of an acceptance speech to know you're 'one of us'.
*If you're a Republican and are divorced once (Reagan, McCain) or twice (Giuliani, Gingrich, Limbaugh), you are a champion of Christian moral values.
*If you're a Democrat and want to marry your gay partner of 20 years, you are a threat to the institution of marriage.
*If you're a Republican and you don't wear a flag pin you're a 'maverick'.
*If you're a Democrat and you don't wear a flag pin, you're 'unpatriotic'.
*If a Republican agrees to a set date of troops leaving Iraq it is called 'horizons'.
*If a democrat calls for a set date of troops to leave Iraq, with the blessing of the Iraq government, it is called 'timetables', 'endangering our troops', 'cut and run' and 'wanting to lose the war for political purposes'.
*If you spend 3 years as a community organizer growing your organization from a staff of 1 to 13 and your budget from $ 70,000 to $ 400,000, then become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new African American20voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend nearly 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend nearly 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of nearly 13 million people, sponsor 131 bills serve on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you are 'woefully inexperienced'.
*If you spend 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, then spend 20 months as the governor of a state with 650,000 people, then you are 'well qualified' to lead the nation.
*If you question a black democrat's qualifications to lead the nation, you are "trying to protect the American people"
*If you question a female Republican's qualifications to lead the nation, you are "sexist" "demeaning to women" and picking on a girl.
*If you are a conservative and reveal that your son will be deployed on Sept. 11, but actually, that is only the date of the deployment ceremony, you are the mother of a patriot who is doing the best to confuse the terroris ts andprotect the troops being sent over.
*If you are a democrat and announce the same thing, you would be accused of pandering to the public and trying to garner public emotion through a lie.
*If you name your kid 'Barack', you're 'unpatriotic'.
*If you name your kid 'Track', you're 'colorful'.
*If you give your wife a fist-tap on stage, it's a 'terrorist fist jab'.
*If your daughter licks her palm so that she can slick down your youngest child's hair on national TV it's an 'adorable moment'.
*If you're 18, white, and get a 16 year old girl pregnant 'life happens'.
*If you're 18, black, and impregnate a 16 year old girl, you're a 'registered sex offender.
*Black teen pregnancy? A 'crisis' in America.
*White teen pregnancy? A 'blessed event".
I can't guarantee what Barack Obama will do if ellected, but I CAN guarantee that the Republicans are low, slimy reptiles if they believe the stuff they are saying about Obama - OR - if they think you are stupid enough to believe it.
Whatever your position regarding the election, you can't read the analysis below without finding plenty to indict the Republican campaign.
- Uke Man
A Difference - A Powerful Analysis of American Perception
*If you're a Democrat who has been in the Senate for two years, you are a Washington 'insider'.
*If you're a Republican who has been in the Senate for 26 years, you are a Washington 'outsider'.
*If you're a Republican and make a commercial portraying your rival as wanting to teach 5 year olds how to have sex and repeatedly make claims proven utterly false- you're "running a hard-hitting campaign."
*If you're a democrat and joke about your rivals policies with an expression he himself has used many times, you are "savaging" your opponent and running a "dirty campaign."
*If you're white, win a beauty contest, attended 5-6 colleges before finally graduating, join the PTA, are voted to be mayor by 1000 people, govern a sparsely populated state for almost two years, and randomly get chosen at the last minute to be VP, you've 'lived the American dream '.
*If you're black, raised by a single mother, lived on food stamps, help the community, get into Harvard, become the first black editor of the Harvard Law Review, and are voted the presidential nominee by millions of people,you are 'uppity'.
*A Democrat who doesn't fully vet a VP is 'reckless'.
*A Republican who doesn't full y vet a VP is a 'maverick'.
*Get 18 million people to vote for you in a national presidential primary, you're a 'phony'.
*Get 100,000+ people to vote you governor of the 47th most populous state in the Union, you're 'well loved'.
*If you manage a multi - million dollar nationwide campaign, you are an 'empty suit'.
*If you are a part-time mayor of a town of 7,000 people, you are an 'experienced executive'.
*If you cheated on your first wife with an heiress, you're a Christian.
*If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years, you're 'risky'
*If your pastor rails against inequality in the United States of America, you're an 'extremist'.
*If your pastor welcomes a sermon by Jews for Jesus, who preach that the killing of Jews by terrorists is a lesson to Jews that they must convert to Christianity, and once said that those who don't vote for George Bush will go to hell, Or if you embrace a preacher who calls catholicism a "great whore" and wants to protect Israel so we can bring about Armageddon you're representing 'fundamental Christian values'.
*If you're a Republican and you talk to America's enemies, it's 'diplomacy'.
*If you're a Democrat and you talk to America's enemies, it's 'appeasement'.
*If you're a Republican you think women should vote for a female candidate because "she's one of you", regardless of her stand on issues.
*If you're a Democrat and you vote for a woman who shares your ideology, you're 'playing the gender card'.
*If you are born in the 50th state of the union and got a passport at birth, you are too 'cosmopolitan' and let the 'corruption of European ideals affect your judgment.
*If you grew up in the 49th state to enter the union, and never had a passport until 2007, you are a 'true patriot of America'.
*If you grow up in Hawaii, you're 'exotic'.
*If you grow up in Alaska, you're the quintessential 'American story'.
*If you think it's okay to shoot wolves from helicopters, you're just an average American hockey mom having some fun.
*If you try to ensure those wolves are treated humanely, you are out of touch with the average American.
*If you are biracial, America needs more than 2 years and 3 major speeches to 'get to know you'.< /b>
*If you're white, America needs 36 minutes and 38 seconds worth of an acceptance speech to know you're 'one of us'.
*If you're a Republican and are divorced once (Reagan, McCain) or twice (Giuliani, Gingrich, Limbaugh), you are a champion of Christian moral values.
*If you're a Democrat and want to marry your gay partner of 20 years, you are a threat to the institution of marriage.
*If you're a Republican and you don't wear a flag pin you're a 'maverick'.
*If you're a Democrat and you don't wear a flag pin, you're 'unpatriotic'.
*If a Republican agrees to a set date of troops leaving Iraq it is called 'horizons'.
*If a democrat calls for a set date of troops to leave Iraq, with the blessing of the Iraq government, it is called 'timetables', 'endangering our troops', 'cut and run' and 'wanting to lose the war for political purposes'.
*If you spend 3 years as a community organizer growing your organization from a staff of 1 to 13 and your budget from $ 70,000 to $ 400,000, then become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new African American20voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend nearly 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend nearly 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of nearly 13 million people, sponsor 131 bills serve on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you are 'woefully inexperienced'.
*If you spend 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, then spend 20 months as the governor of a state with 650,000 people, then you are 'well qualified' to lead the nation.
*If you question a black democrat's qualifications to lead the nation, you are "trying to protect the American people"
*If you question a female Republican's qualifications to lead the nation, you are "sexist" "demeaning to women" and picking on a girl.
*If you are a conservative and reveal that your son will be deployed on Sept. 11, but actually, that is only the date of the deployment ceremony, you are the mother of a patriot who is doing the best to confuse the terroris ts andprotect the troops being sent over.
*If you are a democrat and announce the same thing, you would be accused of pandering to the public and trying to garner public emotion through a lie.
*If you name your kid 'Barack', you're 'unpatriotic'.
*If you name your kid 'Track', you're 'colorful'.
*If you give your wife a fist-tap on stage, it's a 'terrorist fist jab'.
*If your daughter licks her palm so that she can slick down your youngest child's hair on national TV it's an 'adorable moment'.
*If you're 18, white, and get a 16 year old girl pregnant 'life happens'.
*If you're 18, black, and impregnate a 16 year old girl, you're a 'registered sex offender.
*Black teen pregnancy? A 'crisis' in America.
*White teen pregnancy? A 'blessed event".
posted by Ukulele Man at 5:28 PM
2 Comments:
Hi Tom,
Thanks for fighting for the right values. I'm so fed up with the stupid, racist, selfish people I've been reading about in the newspapers and magazines and listening to on the various TV programs. You are a voice of reason. Sondra
Hey Tom,
You know how I feel about it. The left and right (Reps & Dems) are just the wings of the bird of prey (or bird of stupidity). Which way do we want to circle know? More like an uncontrolled death spiral.
Your skepticism is very logical. Those supporting Obama might consider how they got royally screwed when the Dems took over the the house and senate. They thought we'd be out of Iraq. What happened?! Why would any think it will be different when Obama is elected. "Hey Charlie Brown, even though every time I've pulled the rug from underneath you (so to speak)to date, I won't pull the football while you attempt a field goal today."
Whomever is elected will only be the first liar of this mess. Take it from former Judge, Andrew Napolitano where he wrote in his book Constitutional Chaos, "A government (US) that commits crime and denies it is not your friend." So who really wants to elect the presidential figure head of a criminal organization? Which side of the legal family criminal organization do you really want?
If you believe in good intentions and good looks, well Obama is certainly more appealing then McCain. I guess if I'm going to get screwed, it might as well be from a younger good looking man?
While the republicans dominated government under Bush's socialist conservative corporate administration we still spiral madly to the right, if Obama is elected the democrats will continue the death spiral but will soon spin madly to the left.
Wake up.
My comments are not an endorsement of any candidate endorsed by "we the sheeple".
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Discoverer of self-evident truth
Not a creature born of man's legalized plunder or mischief
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