God hates Republicans !!!

Hey Folks –

You know!! with all the tornadoes we’ve been having lately, I've started giving more thought to the weather.

Rev. Pat Robertson demonstrated years ago the connection between hurricanes and God. In 1989 when a hurricane threatened his headquarters, Robertson prayed to God to steer Gloria away from his companies' Virginia Beach, Virginia, headquarters. His prayers steered the storm past his area, which escaped the billions of dollars of destruction God visited on many other areas along the U.S. east coast. He made a similar successful intercession during Hurricane Felix, in 1995. But pay no attention to Hurricane Isabel; musta been some queers sneaked into the Virginia Beach compound in 2003 - or it woulda worked again !

We know too – Thanks to Rev. Robertson and Rev. Jerry Falwell - that terrorist attacks are connected to God’s anger with gays, feminists, Liberals, the ACLU, et al.

Check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-CAcdta_8I

More recently, John McCain endorser, Rev. John Hagee, has added his voice to the argument that sinful gays have caused terrible hurricane retribution. See the first part of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDI7pt9KGs4

Now with all that in mind, it didn’t take much for me to notice something profound:

All the tornados are attacking RED States!!!!!

Isn’t it obvious???

God hates Republicans!!!!

I know!! It’s hard to believe, but it’s TRUE!!! Think about it!!

The increase in terribly deadly and destructive weather is caused by global warming, and WHO doesn’t believe in global warming????

REPUBLICANS !!!

Think about it !!!

How many times have Rush, Sean, Jonah, Bill, and all their Republican pals stomped, smashed, vilified, and generally denigrated the whole notion of climate change?

God is pissed off!!! He made this planet and he doesn’t want it sodomized by ignorant media whores. These damned tornadoes are just going to get worse and worse until we get rid of Republicans.

Say, “Amen!!!”


- Uke Man