Need a New Year's Resolution ???

Need a New Year’s Resolution ?? Try one of the Uke Man’s suggestions:


Democrats:

Research what Democrats stand for
Quit being Republicans
Kick Joe Lieberman into some other region

Republicans:

Research what Democrats stand for
Quit being Republicans
Kick Joe Lieberman into some other region

Muslims:

Love your fellow man – even the other Muslims you hate
Quit behaving like Medieval Christians
Make love, not war

Christians:

Love your fellow man – even the other Christians you hate
Quit behaving like Medieval Christians
Make love, not war

Jews:

I know, I know !! This isn’t Jewish New Year, but:
Work for peace, love, and understanding, and
Make love, not war


Pagans:

Eat, drink, and be merry.
Take a monotheist to lunch
Make love, not war


Atheists:

Be glad the interminable holidays (holy days) are over
Take a monotheist to lunch
Make love, not war

Bush Supporters:

Get a brain
Get a life
Make love, not war
(but wear a condom; we can’t afford any more like you)