Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Hot times for Canada

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Just a thought

Hey Folks –

Listening to NPR today I heard some guys talking about how Israel had secretly bombed Syria a while back (fairly old news by now) supposedly to obliterate a nookyoular facility the dreaded North Koreans had helped them build. They discussed the questionable evidence that the square building (there was a square building in North Korea too) that disappeared from commercial satellite pictures really was a nookyoular facility, and they suggested that the strike was actually intended to send “a message” to Iran.

But that wasn’t what I was interested in.

What struck me was that here these guys were, discussing that one sovereign nation had “secretly” bombed another sovereign nation, and not really much resulted from it. Is that strange? Apparently, neither Syria nor Israel, or anybody else who knew about it thought to mention it, much less raise hell about it. Hmmmm . . . it got me to thinking.

You know, it used to be that a good ol’ American could vacation in Canada at a discount. One dollar brought a lot more than one funny-looking Canadian dollar – boy!! You could play the slots forever!!

Now, those damned hockey-players are strutting around giving us only 97 of their goofy-looking cents for every one of our red-blooded greenbacks (can you say “Al Kaida-lover”?).

Well, here’s the solution: we should secretly bomb their damned mints off the face of the earth (verifiable only by commercial satellite pictures). Neither the Canadian nor American governments will mention it; things will go along as if nothing has happened, and the Canadian mints will get the message and return the exchange rate to the correct level.

Months from now those same NPR guys can consider whether the square buildings that disappeared from their Google World programs were actual government mints or just Wal-Mart stores.

In the meantime, we can start making our regular trips to Canadian casinos again, enjoying a proper, respectful exchange rate.

If not – if they are stubborn – we can always get Israel to bomb a hockey rink.

- Uke Man

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

"You want to establish a What??

The Wal-Mart motto
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How the Haves and the Have More's would have Us be.

Hey Folks -

Here's what they've been doing to us figuratively ever since the end of WW II.


“I have read in E. P. Thompson’s ‘The Making of the English Working Class’ that the first man who attempted to establish a labor union in England at the end of the 18th century was arrested, tried for sedition, found guilty, drawn and quartered in a public square by attaching draft horses to each of his arms and legs and pulling him apart. He was then disemboweled and his guts were burned. Then they hanged what was left of him. One gathers from this that the propertied classes were slow to accept the idea of organized labor.”

- Robert Hass, Washington Post September 5, 1999.


The propertied classes are slow to accept a lot of things, and they would do us all in if they didn't need us as the objects of their exploitation and the engine of their prosperity.

- Uke Man

Monday, October 29, 2007

The High-Stakes Testing Slogan !!

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Surprisingly, the Chickens come home to roost

Hey Folks -


The cultural myth-enforcers have been listening to themselves so long that when reality intrudes into their happy little world of make-believe they get all confused. Golly how can good, white, upper middle class schools POSSIBLY be ranked with or below the schools of the unwashed?

See their consternation displayed in the article directly below. My response to the reporter comes after that.

- Uke Man


Good schools failing feds' test
No Child downgrades some rated highly by state
Sunday, September 23, 2007
By Charlie BossTHE COLUMBUS DISPATCH


The state says Wright Elementary and Davis Middle School are high-performing.

However, under federal No Child Left Behind standards, these Dublin schools are not.

Now the district has to offer students the chance to go to a "better" school -- one where all students are successful.

Offering transfers when schools do poorly isn't new to urban schools. But rural and suburban schools have been largely untouched by the federal provisions.

"I was surprised," said Michele Compton, whose daughter is a seventh-grader at Davis. "Dublin is known for its excellent standards. When you see that, you're like, 'How can that be?' "

Schools are required to notify families of their choice options. Parents from both Dublin schools received letters last week and must notify administrators by Monday if they want a transfer.

Though Wright and Davis earned a B and A respectively on this year's state report card, some groups of students -- including those in special-education and those with limited English skills -- didn't do well on math and reading tests.

As a result, both landed on the federal "school-improvement list" -- schools that have failed for at least two years to make progress in reading and math tests.

Of 47 central Ohio schools new to the improvement list, 20 are in suburban and rural districts. And they include schools that received A's and B's in top-rated districts such as Big Walnut and Dublin.

An additional 32 schools are at risk and will have to offer transfers next year if they fail to meet targets. Half of those schools earned A's and B's this year.

All schools can be labeled for failing to meet federal goals for certain student subgroups -- which can be defined by race, gender, family income, disability status or other factors.

But buildings that get federal dollars for low-income students face consequences for continuing to miss targets.

Schools say they are working on improvement plans, adding staff members and creating after-school and mentoring programs so test-takers next spring will be ready. The challenge lies in following the federal sanctions and explaining the situation to parents, administrators said.

"The bottom line is, we are complying and we will comply," said Canal Winchester Superintendent Kimberley Miller-Smith. "We just need to have some of the regulations explained to us."

Districts such as Canal Winchester say the transfer option is not possible when there is only one building in the district that serves certain grades of students.

But Mitch Chester, who oversees testing and accountability for the state, said they can send students to high-performing neighboring districts or provide tutoring services for families.

He said charter schools, online schools and vouchers are options for parents.

Miller-Smith said administrators are still working on plans, including one that would allow parents at Indian Trail and Winchester Trail elementaries to attend higher-performing schools in a nearby district.

Both schools landed on the school-improvement list for failing to meet reading and math targets among four groups: black students, students with disabilities, the economically disadvantaged and limited-English speakers.

Tougher still is explaining how a school earning high marks from the state can get low marks under the federal standard, officials said.

"It's confusing to parents," said Paul Mathews, superintendent at Liberty Union-Thurston schools in Fairfield County. "At a certain point … it will become meaningless."

Liberty Union Elementary earned an A but must offer transfers because its special needs and low-income student groups missed goals.

Under the No Child Left Behind Act, schools must show progress until all students are successful in reading and math by 2013-14.mailto:2013-14.cboss@dispatch.com

Dear Mr. Boss,

As a long-standing critic of “Proficiency” testing and, more recently, the “No Child” approach, I’m not surprised that “good” schools are “failing to meet reading and math targets among four groups: black students, students with disabilities, the economically disadvantaged and limited-English speakers.”

The whole Ohio ‘proficiency” scheme is based on faulty notions. Testing was supposedly needed to tell where “bad” schools were so they could be improved; but we already knew where the “bad” schools were – i.e. where large groups of “black students, students with disabilities, the economically disadvantaged and limited-English speakers” were educated – i.e. where those suffering from socially, biologically, economically, and geographically inflicted deficits attend school.

Where the wealthier student population is economically segregated from the rest of us (as in suburban districts) there are only a handful of these “difficult” students compared to the large numbers in urban districts. Under the Ohio system, this small percentage of “failures” is statistically negligible. As a result – under the Ohio system – the schools we always knew were “good” remain “good,” and the schools we always knew were “bad” remain, pretty much, “bad” schools.

To put it another way, the Ohio system overlooks the “failure” of “black students, students with disabilities, the economically disadvantaged and limited-English speakers” unless they are in large groups, as in the “bad” urban districts. The Ohio system is statistically “fixed” so that influential, wealthy suburbanites feel good and disadvantaged urban districts, teachers, parents, and students are goaded into attempting miracles for thousands of students that suburban schools cannot achieve for their hundreds.

The only difference – under the Ohio approach – is that urban schools are held responsible for “failure,” while suburban schools are praised for excellence. The federal policy throws a monkey wrench into that. I find it instructive that those of us who criticized these schemes from the start as being unfair to urban districts and ill conceived have been ignored and negatively characterized. Now that the suburbs face the same problems, it’s a whole new ballgame.

I was astounded that the federal plan actually stuck to its false notion that ALL kids can achieve at the same high levels. I mistakenly expected that they would avoid the coming political storm (hinted at by the headline of your story). More surprising, though, was the apparently ignorant failure to anticipate that its policy would cause such a reaction (remember “busing” and how it never touched the suburbs?).

So, now the basic contradictions are coming to the fore. Whatever the testing programs actually are and do, they are not (and, by the force of wealthy districts, will not be) to address the needs of “black students, students with disabilities, the economically disadvantaged and limited-English speakers”; and they definitely won’t be allowed to make “good” suburban schools look "bad" for much longer.

Clearly, what is happening now as a result of “No Child” policy inadvertently demonstrates the hypocrisy and fallacy of the entire testing approach.

- Tom Harker

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Cheeses saved me

from the deep-friers of Hell !!!
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As they say in Wisconsin, "Praise Cheeses !!"

Hey Folks -



The items below demonstrate a few things. One is that even the president of a statewide organization isn't necessarily very smart. Is stupidity required to join some "Christian" groups?


Mike Harden's satirical prayer (aimed at politicians and politically vocal guest-preachers) may not be reverential, but "sacrilegious"? That's defined as "grossly irreverent." I don't see it that way, even if the letter-writer does.


OK, he can see it that way, but no one is required to show the degree of reverence the "Christian" writer would like, and he admits as much, but then makes, in my opinion, a veiled threat, pointing out - as an example - the dangers to those who "cross" Muslim hardliners.


Then too, maybe his dander is up over his claim that Harden "slandered the personage of Jesus." Well, that's utter nonsense.


One can argue the degree of Harden's irreverence (moderate, gross, whatever), but where does Harden "defame" or "malign" the personage of Jesus? Or does this Christian complainer take only Biblical language literally? The word "Jesus" is used only once, and as a VERB, speaking about ministers "who would wrap themselves in the banner of faith and try to out-Jesus one another."


I can see why Mr. "Christian" wouldn't like this, but making fun of half-witted preachers hardly constitutes slandering the personage of Jesus.


Equally vacuous are the complaints that Harden "made no mention of the constitutional rights and privileges that are afforded to religious societies under our Constitution."


The piece is not about the constitution and religion. It's about politicians and preachers dancing around the arguable requirements of the constitution. It's satire, for God's sake. Can "Christians" read for understanding? must they take everything literally? Or are they just stupid?


Finally, the writer suggests that "Harden just might want to thank God that he is in a free society that allows him to write and speak as he pleases."


Well, he's got that backwards. God isn't (yet) in control of this country. Here, men and women are responsible for creating and maintaining our freedoms. Ironically, God IS in charge in the very countries the writer claims would call for Harden's death. God was in charge in colonial Salem and medieval Europe too, where people like Harden were tortured, burned, hanged and otherwise compensated for so-called "sacriliegeous" behavior.


Praise Cheeses !!


- Uke Man




Statehouse blessed by variety of prayers
Friday, October 19, 2007 3:26 AM

I respond to the Sunday Metro column "Statehouse prayer for every persuasion" by Mike Harden. As one who freely exercises his right and privilege of freedom of press, Harden ought to understand the importance of freedom of religion in this country under our Constitution.

The guest-minister prayer program is a long-standing tradition in our state. It allows for the expression of a variety of religious views representing the various denominations and religious societies in our state.

Our nation, since its inception, has honored prayer before the legislative bodies. It is an acknowledgement that religious freedom is a chief cornerstone that all free peoples enjoy and cherish. Harden's commentary indeed was sacrilegious and made no mention of the constitutional rights and privileges that are afforded to religious societies under our Constitution.

He, of course, has the same rights under our Constitution to believe as he will.

But make no mistake, if he were to write about Islam as he slandered the personage of Jesus, those nations and societies are not so tolerant, as was evidenced by author Salman Rushdie's need to flee for his life or by the backlash in the Muslim community with calls for the death of the Danish artist who created a caricature of Muhammad that many Muslims found offensive.

Harden just might want to thank God that he is in a free society that allows him to write and speak as he pleases.

CHRISTOPHER LONG, President
Ohio Christian Alliance Akron


Mike Harden commentary:

Statehouse prayer for every persuasion
Sunday, October 14, 2007 3:47 AM By Mike Harden


Ohio House Speaker Jon Husted, who is not God, is wrestling with those who claim to have a dedicated phone line to him.

In particular, Husted is washing his hands of playing prayer police for visiting clergy members who want to offer daily supplications to the almighty before a House session.

Husted does not suffer gladly those who would wrap themselves in the banner of faith and try to out-Jesus one another while condemning lap dancing unless the dancer and bar patron are on separate continents.

Ever eager to do my part, I have endeavored to write an all-purpose, inoffensive opening prayer that is both politically correct and in the best interest of politics as usual.
Let us bow our heads.

Our Father (or Mother or otherwise gender-neutral spiritual omnipresence),

Who art in heaven (or Valhalla, nirvana or any other infinite kingdom or vegan paradise where the lion shall lie down with the lamb and the chicken shall range free),

Hallowed be thy name (authorized signature or X as notarized and attested to by no fewer than two witnesses, neither of whom is permitted to be a felon and/or registered lobbyist).

Thy kingdom come (please complete and attach Prayer Amendment 637a if said kingdom differs in a spiritually material way from aforementioned heaven).

Thy will be done (except where precluded by the provisions of any Ohio House or Senate bill, act, resolution, proclamation or group hug),

On Earth (offer not available in Massachusetts, Minnesota or California)
As it is in h eaven (failure to include pertinent copies of Amendment 637a relevant to alternate firmaments could render this prayer null and void).

Give us this day (specify month and year, and make sure to check all applicable boxes)

Our daily bread (tofu, rice cakes or any other staff-of-life equivalent in compliance with the federal free or reduced-price school lunch program. Please note: Goat heads excluded).

And forgive us our sins (except in the case of the Ohio General Assembly, whose sins are already self-forgiven by virtue of sovereign immunity)

As we forgive those who sin against us (unless they are a member of the opposing political party, in which case, oh Lord, we beseech thee to jab them in the eye with a white-hot weenie fork).

And lead us not into temptation (as state legislators, we are capable of finding it on our own).

But deliver us from evil (including the great Satans of lobbyists or lap dancers or lobbying lap dancers).

For thine is the kingdom (domain, province or other spiritual fiefdom against which no financial encumbrances or IRS liens exist)

And the power (though not to supersede that vested in the speaker of the House, minority whip, chairs of all standing committees and subcommittees and sergeants-at-arms)

And the glory (but enough about us, how do you like Speaker Husted's new hairstyle?)

Forever (or until the state of Ohio enacts an equitable public-school-funding formula)

And ever (this clause added by the Ohio Department of Redundancy Department).

Amen.

Retired columnist Mike Harden writes a Sunday Metro column.
mharden@dispatch.com

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Pee Wee, Popeye, and Dad

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Cord Camera Contest

Hey Folks -

My photo didn't win this week either. Three more weeks and entries to go.

Pee Wee, Popeye, and Dad are confident about their chances, but we'll see.

- Uke Man

see the winners at: http://www.cordcamera.com/

Pee Wee, Popeye, and Dad

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Friday, October 26, 2007

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Screw Charity

Hey Folks –

Oscar Wilde said:

“We are often told that the poor are grateful for charity. Some of them are, no doubt, but the
best amongst the poor are never grateful. They are ungrateful, discontented, disobedient,
and rebellious. They are quite right to be so.”

That may seem strange if perceived via the conventional wisdom, but Wilde’s wisdom was anything but conventional.

All our lives we have been led to look favorably upon “charity.” In my Catholic grade school we regularly were called upon to donate our nickels to “The Missions” to help the primitive foreigners around the world. So common was the “call” that I told friends the nuns had installed machinery in the hall to, without warning, grasp our ankles, turn us upside down, and shake the lunch money out of our pockets – harvesting salvation for the savages.

Even Mark Twain, a Protestant, and much older now than I, was not exempt:

“ ...the true statesman does not despise any wisdom howsoever lowly may be its origin: in my boyhood I had always saved pennies, and contributed buttons to the foreign missionary cause. The buttons would answer the ignorant savage as well as the coin, the coin would answer me better than buttons; all hands were happy, and nobody hurt.”

----------- A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

The idea seemed to be that we, who were “blessed,” would all throw in our “widow’s mite” and help raise up those damned by fortune and/or the invisible hand of the market. It made us feel good; we were doing our part to make a better world (or at least supporting nuns, priests, and ministers in their efforts to get women of color to wear brassieres).

Of course there were philanthropists grander than we: Andrew Carnegie, John D. Rockefeller, Cecil Rhodes – the generous captains of industry. Such giants walk among us today helping the needy with their largess, continuing the selfless practice of their classic role models. So what’s Wilde talking about? Why should the poor be “ungrateful, discontented, disobedient, and rebellious”? Why are they “quite right to be so”?

The answer is quite simple, actually, but growing up within the conventional Western wisdom, it is obscured and escapes us. It is this:

The reason there are poor people to whom the wealthy can grant charity is that the wealthy exploit poverty and the impoverished in order to become wealthy. They are so successful at this that they are able to grant a bit out of their surplus (after all, how much can they spend on themselves and their loved ones?) to those they have exploited. And just as with my 5th grade self, they can feel good about helping make a better world – except that it is a world they have played a major part in degrading.

So, it should be clear what Wilde is talking about. People reject “charity.” People want to make their own way in the world; and when the hand that keeps them down offers a bone to “help them out” of a situation the “philanthropist” has himself created, an honorable person should be “ungrateful, discontented, disobedient, and rebellious,” and is “quite right to be so.”

At the same time, charity is not entirely compatible with democracy. The wealthy work overtime – largely through the Republican party right now – to argue against a governmental role in serving the people. The line is that government screws everything up, that everyone should take care of themselves, and anything needing extra attention can be handled by charity.

Why is this undemocratic? Well, instead of the people determining who is assisted, a small group of the privileged decide for themselves and their private interests – one dollar, one vote – and they get a tax break for deciding how the rest of their countrymen will fare. You can bet that anyone not particularly helpful to the elite agenda won’t be visited by the Wealth Fairy.

There’s more I could say, but I’ll save it for a later commentary. Except that, as you can see from the article below, a lot of the charity we might think is dispensed to the poor actually is showered by the rich on themselves (and it comes off their taxes)!!

- Uke Man


Needy get the least of charitable donations
Thursday, October 4, 2007 3:58 AM
By ROBERT REICH

This year's charitable donations are expected to total more than $200 billion -- a record. But a big portion of this impressive sum -- especially from the wealthy, who have the most to donate -- is going to culture palaces: operas, art museums, symphonies and theaters, where the wealthy spend much of their leisure time.


It's also being donated to the universities they attended and expect their children to attend, perhaps with the added inducement of knowing that these schools often practice a kind of affirmative action for "legacies."


I'm all in favor of supporting the arts and our universities, but let's face it: These aren't really charitable contributions. They're often investments in the lifestyles the wealthy already enjoy and want their children to have, too. They're also investments in prestige, especially if they result in the family name being engraved on the new wing of an art museum or symphony hall.


It's their business how they donate their money, of course. But not entirely. Charitable donations to just about any not-for-profit organization are deductible from income taxes.


This year, for instance, the U.S. Treasury will be receiving about $40 billion less than it would if the tax code didn't allow for charitable deductions. That's about the same amount the government now spends on Temporary Assistance for Needy Families, which is what remains of welfare. Like all tax deductions, this gap has to be filled by other tax revenues or by spending cuts, or else it just adds to the deficit.


I see why a contribution to, say, the Salvation Army should be eligible for a charitable deduction. It helps the poor. But why, exactly, should a contribution to the already extraordinarily wealthy Guggenheim Museum or to Harvard University, which already has an endowment of more than $30 billion?


Awhile ago, New York's Lincoln Center had a gala supported by the charitable contributions of hedge-fund industry leaders, some of whom take home $1 billion a year. I might be missing something, but this doesn't strike me as charity. Poor New Yorkers rarely attend concerts at Lincoln Center.


It turns out that only an estimated 10 percent of all charitable deductions are directed at the poor. So here's a modest proposal. At a time when the number of needy continues to rise, when government doesn't have the money to do what's necessary for them and when America's very rich are richer than ever, we should revise the tax code to focus the charitable deduction on real charities.


If the donation goes to an institution or agency set up to help the poor, the donor gets a full deduction.


If the donation goes somewhere else -- to an art palace, a university, a symphony or any other nonprofit -- the donor gets to deduct only half of the contribution.




Robert Reich, author of Supercapitalism: The Transformation of Business, Democracy, and Everyday Life, was secretary of Labor under President Clinton. He wrote this for the Los Angeles Times.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Rudi, Mrs. Rudi, and the Monsignor

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The GOPs of Betrayal

Hey Folks –

If Rudi Giuliani gets the Republican nomination, The Columbus Dispatch could end up in a bind. In its sensational series on pedophilia in the schools, "ABCs of Betrayal," it stated, or elicited statements that declared, among other things, that:

every school “harbors” a child abuser
teachers support child abusers
teachers’ unions support child abusers
supporting child abusers is as bad as being an abuser
those who support due process are as bad as the abuser (they don’t care about kids)
child molesters too often escape punishment or get only a slap on the wrist

Well, in an ABC story we discover that Rudi Giuliani qualifies, in every respect, to feel the ire of The Columbus Dispatch.

He hired an abuser.
He supports the abuser.
He’s as bad as the abuser.
He supports due process for the abuser (he doesn’t care about kids)
His child-molesting friend has escaped punishment.

In my lifetime the Dispatch has never endorsed a Democrat for President. If Giuliani gets the Republican nomination, what ever will they do??

(I think I know. Hint: they don’t care about kids - unless it would help bash teachers and their unions)

- Uke Man



p.s. the story below aired Oct. 23, and as far as I can tell, as of now there has been NOT ONE WORD of it in the Columbus Dispatch.



Giuliani Defends, Employs Priest Accused of Molesting Teens
transcript from the video at: http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=3753385



When presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani traveled to Rome in January, he was accompanied by wife Judith and longtime friend Monsignor Alan Placa, an accused child molester. (Foedus Foundation)

By BRIAN ROSS and AVNI PATEL Oct. 23, 2007


Presidential candidate Rudolph Giuliani hired a Catholic priest to work in his consulting firm months after the priest was accused of sexually molesting two former students and an altar boy and told by the church to stop performing his priestly duties.


Giuliani and the Priest


The priest, Monsignor Alan Placa, a longtime friend of Giuliani and the priest who officiated at his second wedding to Donna Hanover, continues to work at Giuliani Partners in New York, to the outrage of some of his accusers and victims' groups, which have begun to protest at Giuliani campaign events.


"This man did unjust things, and he's being protected and employed and taken care of. It's not a good thing," said one of the accusers, Richard Tollner, who says Placa molested him repeatedly when he was a student at a Long Island, N.Y. Catholic boys high school in 1975.


At a campaign appearance in Milwaukee last week, Giuliani continued to defend Placa, who he described to reporters as a close friend for 39 years.

"I know the man; I know who he is, so I support him," Giuliani said. "We give some of the worst people in our society the presumption of innocence and benefit of the doubt," he said. "And, of course, I'm going to give that to one of my closest friends."


The accusations against Placa were made in testimony before a Suffolk County grand jury in 2002.


Tollner, now a mortgage broker in Albany, N.Y., says he was one of three people to testify about Placa.


"This man harmed children. He still could do it. He deserves to be shown for what he was, or is," says Tollner.


Appearing publicly for the first time today on ABC News' "Good Morning America," Tollner says the abuse started when he and Placa were in the high school making posters for a Right to Life march.


"As he started to explain how these posters should be done, I realized that something was rubbing my body," Tollner said. "After a minute or two, I realized that he's feeling me, feeling me in my genital area."


The grand jury report concluded that a Priest F, who Tollner says is Placa, abused the boys sexually "again and again and again."


"Priest F was cautious, but relentless in his pursuit of victims. He fondled boys over their clothes, usually in his office," the report said.


The report concluded that Priest F, and several other priests under investigation from the same Long Island, N.Y. diocese, could not be prosecuted because the statute of limitations had expired.


Several former students from the same high school say they were asked by the "Giuliani organization" to contact ABC News and vouch for Placa.


"There was absolutely not a hint of rumor of a speculation or a whisper, in four years, or in decades after of any sexual predatoriness on the part of Rev. Placa," wrote Matthew Hogan in an e-mail to ABCNews.com.


Hogan says he recalls that Placa did give "special attention" to his former schoolmate Richard Tollner and remembers seeing Tollner in Placa's office "laughing, on opposite sides of a desk with Mr. Tollner happily animated sitting up on the couch talking."


But Hogan says the school area where Tollner says he was molested "was CONSTANTLY trafficked even on off days and hours."


"I will gladly help take apart in public anything that seriously overlooks the above. I'll be watching The Blotter like a hawk," Hogan wrote.


In addition to the allegations that Priest F was personally involved in the sexual abuse, the grand jury also said that Priest F became instrumental in a church policy that used "deception and intimidation" to keep the church scandal quiet.


Placa served as a lawyer for the diocese in dealing with allegations of abuse against other priests and, according to the grand jury report, claimed he had saved the church hundreds of thousands of dollars in his handling of possible litigation.


Lawyers for alleged victims say Placa would often conduct interviews, in his priest garb, without making it clear he was the church lawyer.


"He was a wolf in sheep's clothing," said Melanie Little, a lawyer for several alleged victims of sexual abuse by other priests in the diocese.


"He was more concerned with protecting the priests, protecting the reputation of the diocese and protecting the church coffers than he was protecting the children," said Little.


Since going to work for Giuliani Partners, the former mayor and the priest have continued to be close.


Placa accompanied Giuliani and his wife Judith on a trip to Rome earlier this year.
Through a spokeswoman at Giuliani Partners, Sunny Mindel, Placa declined requests to comment on the allegations to ABCNews.com.


Mindel also declined to specify what Placa does for the firm or how much he is paid.
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Mission Accomplished

Well Folks -


That The Dispatch knew what it was doing with their recent "ABCs of Betrayal" series is clearly shown in a response they received Oct. 23. The writer, and probably a large number of similarly obtuse dolts believe they have had all their Republican/business/Right-Wing prejudices and fears reinforced and justified.


I've included the letter directly below - followed by my never-to-be-published response.


- Uke Man




'Betrayal' series wake-up call for parents
Tuesday, October 23, 2007


To the Editor,

I write as a public-school teacher and former union member turned stay-at-home mom to thank The Dispatch for running the Oct. 14-17 series, "The ABCs of Betrayal." It was well-done, and I hope it serves as a wake-up call to those who don't take this problem seriously.

The majority of teachers are involved in education for the children's well-being. However, when allegations arise in school, plenty of blame seems to fall on the student. No person under the age of 18 does has the ability to discern within an adult relationship. There should be a zero-tolerance standard in place.

If teachers make a mistake once, they should lose their license permanently and should be placed on a mandatory national registry (solely to keep them from entering the classroom again) specific to those who are caught commiting their crime while in service for children, such as pastors, youth workers, day-care workers and parents. Often the victims do not understand what has happened to them until many years later. Shame and fear will silence youth.

The teachers unions are no friend to parents and students. In cases of sex abuse by a teacher, you won't find other teachers or the unions speaking out about it. The children are not paying members to the unions.

The enemy here reveals itself in silence or apathy. Parents should not trust such characteristics. The teachers-union members who stay silent and are not infuriated by such events are just as guilty as the perpetrating teacher. I was not surprised to read that the Ohio Education Association didn't see a cover-up problem.

The Dispatch series should be a call to parents to train their children to determine what is appropriate contact and communication between a teacher and student and what is not. Don't trust the schools to do this for you. Children need to be taught, unfortunately, to not thoroughly trust any adult, and to immediately report any concerns that they have. Never discount a child's behavior or words.

The system should exist on behalf of the child and not to protect a pervert's job. When push comes to shove, the pervert usually wins with a slap on the wrist, at most, and the family loses.

Public schools are becoming invalid as they become unsafe places to send our children. Make no mistake that every district harbors these criminals in their system, whether they know it or not. Radical change is necessary, but without the involvement of quality teachers at the forefront and administrators and parents taking a stand together, it will not happen.

CRYSTAL TRAINI Grove City




To the Editor,

Having read Tuesday’s lead letter to the editor, I bet “Mission Accomplished” banners are hanging all over 34 South Third Street. “The ABCs of Betrayal” has been a resounding success.

At least one reader in the area has been convinced that a significant number of people “don’t take this problem [pedophilia] seriously,” and that instead of 99.9% of teachers caring about “children’s well-being,” only a “majority “ actually feel that way.

You have convinced her (and how many others) that “teachers unions are no friend to parents and students,” and not only the union but “other teachers” as well are unfriendly - supposedly because children don’t pay union dues. Referring to unions and “other teachers,” she asserts that the “enemy” has revealed itself. Pedophilia, if it doesn’t result from, is supported by unions and teachers

She accuses any who would not rush to judgment before the justice system has determined the truth of accusations of being “just as guilty as the perpetrating teacher,” and she doesn’t miss her opportunity to identify the dreaded Ohio Education Association as the “pervert”-protecting union she has in mind.

But it’s not just the unions. She has been convinced that public schools in general cannot be trusted, “that every district harbors these criminals” and she demands radical change.

I’d say that all the educational bogey men of the Dispatch’s political agenda have been chastised, and all of you associated with this series should be proud of yourselves.

Unless your part in getting the letter-writer to teach her children not to trust “any adult” puts a damper on your celebration.

Yours,



Tom Harker

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Photo Contest - Part 3

Hey Folks -


As expected, I didn't make the cut with my first two submissions, but the Uke Man trudges on.
(You can see the twenty winners from the first two weeks at: http://www.cordcamera.com/ - look in the upper right corner for "Give It a Shot" in blue and "View the Photo Contest" in orange)


Here's my third (three to go) submission.



- Uke Man

Ron and Quincy

Friends from New York City
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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Or, maybe it's Bill Clinton's fault

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Pay no attention to the smoke behind the curtain !!

My Friends,

The mainstream, left-wing press has been flooding the airwaves with propaganda, claiming there are devastating fires in California!!

Yes!! The Femi-nazis, tree-huggers, Al Gore groupies, and the rest of the Wreck-America crew have been spreading nonsense about “El Nino (El Schmeenyo)” and “Santa Anna Winds” – as if the English language isn’t good enough for American television. Yes, my friends, that’s just what we need – more illegals!!! Blown in on the "Santa Anna Claus" winds !!!

These alarmists are spreading malarkey, my friends!! It's pure balderdash !! These Bush-hating liberals will do anything to con the American people into their socialistic eco- insanity !!

Yes, they will do anything to support the Algorian, Osama-Obama, Hilary-Dilary, global-schmobal-warming fantasy. Just listen to them!! "Ohhhh !! The schmobal warming is leading to terrible-schmerible fires. Lions, tigers, and bears – Oh my!!!"

Well, let me just say this, my friends: THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING!! THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING!!

THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING!!

And - as night surely follows day - my friends, there can BE no fires. It's impossible!!

THERE ARE NO FIRES!! THERE ARE NO FIRES!! THERE ARE NO FIRES!! . . . (My friends)


Yes, some of these addled liberals may be setting fire to their OWN homes. Eco-terrorists may be torching the homes of honest, upright supporters of our president, but you can take it from me – take it to the bank (as they say)

my friends:

THERE ARE NO FIRES IN CALIFORNIA !!

It's just another liberal scam !!

Or I'm not

- Rush Limbaugh

Monday, October 22, 2007

"They don't give a fuck about you !!"

And the sooner you find that out, the better chance you will have
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I bet The Dispatch doesn't like Carlin !! (or the Uke Man)

Hey Folks -

Here's what the fucking jerks at The Columbus Dispatch know and work overtime to keep us from finding out!!

Notice the rag's recent attacks on unions, schools, and Social Security. Carlin says we aren't noticing. Are we??

You MUST hear this: "it's called 'The American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it" :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKCnbVWZzvw

- Uke Man

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Mean isn't funny!!

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Somebody tell Fat-headed Jay Leno !!

Hey Folks -


It's still OK to make fat jokes; those stupid people just don't get it that all they have to do is eat less. Just like starving people don't get it that all they have to do is eat more.


Actually, there is much more to this question of "obesity" than mean jerks like "funny-man" Leno want to admit. Some of that "much more" comes out in the news item below.


- Uke Man




Genes Might Help Drive Overeating
By Kathleen DohenyHealthDay Reporter 1 hour, 45 minutes ago

WEDNESDAY, Oct. 17 (HealthDay News) -- Chronic overeaters may have their DNA to blame, research suggests.

Scientists from the University at Buffalo say people with genetically lower levels of dopamine, a brain chemical that helps make eating and other behaviors more rewarding, may be driven to consume more food.

"We weren't studying obesity, per se, but motivation to eat. We wanted to understand how the brain regulates motivation to eat," explained study co-author Jennifer Temple, a research assistant professor of pediatrics.

Reporting in the October issue of Behavioral Neuroscience, Temple's team looked at genes associated with differences in brain activity, in particular the influence of a genetic variation linked to a lower number of dopamine D2 receptors on cells. About half the population has this variation, called the Taq1A1 allele.

According to the researchers, people with fewer of the dopamine receptors need to take in more of a rewarding substance -- such as food or drugs -- to get an effect that other people get with less.

Investigating further, the Buffalo team studied 29 obese and 45 non-obese men and women, aged 18 to 40. The researchers took DNA samples from inside each person's cheek to see if they carried the Taq1A1 variation.

"They came to the lab twice," Temple said. "The first visit, we gave them a large portion of six snack foods and told them it was a taste test. They rated the food on taste characteristics. We left the food in the room while they were completing the rating." Participants were told they could eat as much as they wanted, and the researchers took note of their intake.

On the second visit, the researchers evaluated each participant's motivation to eat. To earn a food reward, each person had to click a computer mouse 20 times. "To get more food, they had to click 40 times," Temple said. "We were looking to see how hard they were willing to work for food." The participants could choose food or the chance to read a newspaper as a reward.

"The combination of being very motivated to get food and having the genotype made people eat the most," Temple said. "We had people very high in motivation to get food who didn't have the genotype," she added, but those people still "ate less than people who were both motivated and had the [Taq1A1] genotype."

The bottom line: "A combination of [having] this genotype with being very motivated to consume food or with being obese seems to make people more prone to overeat," Temple said.

The study results do not imply that your genes doom you to obesity, however. "People who had the genotype were heavier, but there were certainly people who had the genotype who were not obese," Temple stressed.

While other research has turned up similar findings, Temple said her team looked at behaviors associated with the genotype. "Others have found that differences in the density of dopamine are associated with obesity," she noted.

In their future work, the team will use brain scans to reveal more about the relationship between the genotype and the drive toward eating.

Eventually, Temple said, the dopamine system may become a target for weight-loss therapies. For instance, drugs that affect the dopamine system, such as drugs now used for attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD), might help with weight-loss efforts, she theorized.

Another expert, Dr. Samuel Klein, director of the Center for Human Nutrition at Washington University School of Medicine in St. Louis, said the study "addresses an important and relatively overlooked area in obesity -- the contribution of reward addiction in the regulation of food intake."

Dr. Julio Licinio, professor and chairman of psychiatry and behavioral sciences at the University of Miami Miller School of Medicine, agreed. "This really is like another piece of the puzzle, showing there is a genetic component and that those with this genotype are likely to have different weights because of the food reinforcement."

Licinio published similar research last year, in which he found that people with a particular genotype for a receptor for the brain chemical serotonin were more likely to eat red meat than those who lacked it.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Reprehensible (Democrats are supposed to help Republicans beat Democrats)

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Is the Editor at the Columbus Dispatch an idiot or a liar?

Hey Folks -

Whoever wrote the Dispatch editorial directly below must have been on drugs. Certainly he has a screw loose. The blatant insanity of his argument would shame a normal person into silence.

Basically, a woman running for the Columbus School Board, whose openly stated agenda meshes perfectly with the Republican agenda (AND that of the Dispatch), was not endorsed by the teachers’ union and was not funded by the Democratic party; and that infuriated the editor.

The woman’s clearly enunciated agenda supports Republican goals and tactics such as freezing salaries, privatizing (eliminating) union food and transportation jobs, eliminating seniority rights, and judging non-union charter schools superior to unionized public schools. The editorial calls all this “so-called" attacks on labor.

What in the world would the Dispatch consider “actual” attacks on labor? Even the woman’s husband, by her own admission, has said she behaves like a Republican.

The editorial claims it’s “Reprehensible” and "shameful" that Democrats chose not to fund a Republican. They furthermore claim that not supporting a Republican constitutes kowtowing to a union. In other words, not funding the campaign of a candidate focused on harming an important part of the Democratic constituency is “reprehensible.”

I guess the demented editor believes Democrats can best “demonstrate leadership” by funding Republicans.

Yes, a feeble attempt is made to justify this by claiming, “School-board races are nonpartisan, as is appropriate for the job,” but then they contradict themselves by deploring the fact that the Democrats won’t be including the Republican candidate on their Democratic sample ballots.

Ohio Supreme Court candidates are “nonpartisan” contestants, too. But anyone who thinks they are non-partisan races is deranged. The present (Republican) Chief Justice started his political career as a Columbus School Board member, and remember what wealthy Republicans tried to do to Justice Resnick.


As is their editorial practice, any interest other than their personal interest is labeled a “special interest”: “thoughtful voters will appreciate Groce's honesty and her willingness to to put the good of children ahead of the demands of a special-interest group.”

Well, it’s difficult for me to see why Democratic interests are any more “special interests” than are rich Republicans’ interests. Actually, it’s difficult for me to understand how an honest or sane person could have written such a clearly self-contradictory, irrational, and reprehensible editorial.

- Uke Man


Editorial: Reprehensible -

Rejection of school-board candidate is a shameful moment for Democrats, union
Thursday, October 18, 2007

Stephanie Groce was not the loser on Tuesday when the Franklin County Democratic Party kowtowed to the local teachers union and withdrew its endorsement of her for the Columbus Board of Education.

The biggest loser was the county party and its top officeholders, who had a chance to demonstrate leadership by standing on principle for an independent-minded and highly qualified candidate. Instead those leaders caved cravenly.

The other loser was the Columbus Education Association, which nakedly illustrated that the union's top priority is not the welfare of students but the protection of its members against any demand for accountability and fiscal responsibility within the Columbus City Schools.

As the district contemplates asking voters next year to approve an operating levy and, possibly, a bond issue for building new schools, this is a terrible message for teachers to send to taxpayers.

Union leaders are angry that Groce, an incumbent, would consider freezing teachers' salaries and privatizing food service and transportation as ways to help the district live within its means and adjust to the loss of revenue that has occurred as thousands of students have fled to charter schools.

County Democrats used these so-called attacks on labor to justify the political excommunication of Groce.

But Groce is rightly concerned that the district's food service, which runs in the red, and inefficient transportation operations are bleeding money away from the classroom and, therefore, hurting students.

Last year, she suggested that while the district is hurting financially from the transfer of students to charters, it should consider freezing employees' salaries.

She also recognizes that school principals could lead their schools more effectively if they had more say over who teaches within the buildings they govern.

Instead, the current practice, enshrined in the teachers contract, gives greatest weight in teacher-assignment decisions to seniority.

She thinks charter schools offer valuable alternatives to families and that traditional public schools should accept that charters are here to stay and should learn from them.

These aren't positions designed to win the approval of the teachers union, nor of the union that represents nonteaching employees. These are intellectually honest positions that seek to increase the chances that the district will face reality and do everything in its power to help its students succeed in the classroom.

But they interfere with the unions' fierce attachment to the status quo, and for that, Groce is being punished.

Before Tuesday's vote, County Democratic Chairman William A. Anthony Jr. had an opportunity to be a leader by standing against a wholly improper and selfish demand from a Democratic constituency.

He failed utterly. So did the many Democratic officeholders around the county who should have spoken up and didn't.

School-board races are nonpartisan, as is appropriate for the job. Candidates' party affiliations don't appear on the ballot. Still, party-supported school-board candidates' names are included on sample ballots handed out by party volunteers, and party faithful may be swayed by the exclusion of Groce.

On the other hand, thoughtful voters will appreciate Groce's honesty and her willingness to to put the good of children ahead of the demands of a special-interest group. For them, the shameful action taken against her might prove to be a selling point.

On Wednesday, The Dispatch gave its wholehearted endorsement to Groce. For the sake of fiscal accountability and the schoolchildren of Columbus, voters should retain her on the school board.

Friday, October 19, 2007

"What the hell did I do???"

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Kill the goat - that'll do it!!

Hey Folks -


This is probably (but not necessarily) my last posting focused on the Dispatch's sodomy of the teaching profession.


It's possible that the reporters are just reporting on a story they were assigned or dreamed up on their own. If they are certainly guilty of anything it is ignorance of the nuances of school politics, school "discipline," and the accurate presentation of statistics - they may, also, have gotten carried away with the self-righteous "good" they were doing. It's also possible they share their editors' prejudices, but that hasn't been demonstrated.


In an earlier posting here, I said, "The local paper, the Columbus Dispatch, must have decided that the threat of foreign terrorism has decreased to such a level, that – once again – they are reduced to spreading panic and fear by picking on the schools."

Well, before terrorism, the uppercrust concentrated on public schools, Social Security, and Medicare. We've seen plenty on the schools lately. Interestingly, the paper's editorial today goes after Social Security and Medicare. I guess we can quit worrying about Osama bin Laden; the Dispatch will, again, take care of domectically terrorizing Americans.

Anyway, below is the most recent complaint I've sent the paper. I wrote it yesterday (notice the part about brain-dead Cooper Snyder doing his self-serving, sensational, political bludgeoning back in the day. This morning it was reported that all the state politicians are on board and chomping at the bit to "protect the kids" (not from lack of medical care, or from hunger, or from underfunded schools - but from the myriad of evil-doers in the classroom).

- Uke Man




Dear Ms. Richards,

As promised, I am writing to address a general concern I have regarding the “ABC’s” series.

As I’ve said, I have no problem with rooting out criminals.

If the Dispatch series were but one of a long string of such exposés, it would be different. As it is, the piece seems very close to sensational scapegoating. Moreover, embedded in the context of the paper’s long-running, business/Republican-oriented animosity toward public education, taxes, teachers, and their unions; credence is lent to the charge.

See the Thursday, Oct. 18 editorial “Reprehensible” (and accompanying cartoon) in which the editor feigns outrage and surprise that a candidate who walks and quacks like a business-Republican (even according to her husband) wasn’t funded by Democrats and supported by unions.

Some years ago when semi-literate Sen. Cooper Snyder ran an “education” committee at the Ohio State House, the official age of consent was 16. Thanks to “Coop” and others it still is, except for a narrow range of people - which includes teachers (but not state senators).

My point is that if children aged 16 to 18 should be protected from abuse by some adults, they should be protected from abuse by all adults, but it’s easier to pick on educators – and it looks good politically and it need not confront the entire electorate. It also aids the general Republican/Libertarian effort to weaken public schools and public employees’ unions. It sells newspapers too. And it’s easy to bludgeon scapegoats.

I’ll gladly eat my words when the Dispatch runs hard-hitting, multi-day investigative reports on the criminal actions of state legislators who, in regard to school funding, have blatantly ignored both the orders of Ohio’s Supreme Court and their oaths to uphold the Ohio Constitution.

Look what happened to Dan Rather for reporting on Bush’s National Guard “service” – the truth was thrown out along with the reporter - over a matter less important than the truth. The same thing happened to a Cincinnati reporter for taking on the Chiquita Banana millionaire. The criminal behavior of the power broker was ignored and the reporter was run out of town.

Or consider Katharine Graham. She is lionized as a journalistic heroine. What did she do? She owned a newspaper. Reporters uncovered a true story. She published it. Isn’t that what newspapers do? What’s the problem? We have freedom of the press, don’t we? Hmmmm.

So, it’s a lot easier – and safer – to exercise “freedom of the press” when the subject is a relatively powerless scapegoat – and even easier when bashing the scapegoat is part of the publisher’s long-standing agenda.

I don’t think this is your fault. Reporters are under their editor’s thumb. I bet you’d love to report on some of these difficult matters. You won’t be allowed to, however; and that’s a shame. But, then, we know the Golden Rule: those who have the gold make the rules.

Still, they have to live with themselves, and just as virtue is its own reward, moral delinquency is its own punishment. Just look at where ethically ignorant George W. Bush, his morally bankrupt Neocon brain trust, and his self-serving supporters have taken this once honorable and honored country.

Yours - Tom Harker, Circleville

Thursday, October 18, 2007

A hole in the ground in New York City

A hole in our memories
A hole in the head of our President
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We don't remember

Hey Folks -

What happened six years ago has not been dealt with. It has been used to obtain advances in a narrow agenda pushed by rich, greedy, pride-filled maniacs.

- Uke Man


We seem to have forgotten an awful lot since 9/11
Sunday, September 9, 2007
By Leonard Pitts Jr.

Sept. 11 falls on a Tuesday this year -- the first time since that other Sept. 11, six years ago.

Do you remember? Can you recall how difficult it was to even conceive of going forward from that moment? The events of that day had so thoroughly lacerated us that it seemed as if, in some small corner of our collective soul, the clock had stopped. In that corner, it would forever be 8:46 on the morning of Sept. 11, 2001.

Do you remember? If so, then the world as it stands six years later must come as something of a shock.

Six years ago, we saw people rushing to the World Trade Center site to search for survivors and recover bodies. Heroes, we said.

Six years later, largely removed from public attention, many of those same heroes are sick and even dying, poisoned by the soot and dirt they breathed.

Six years ago, appalled and infuriated, the world rallied to our side. Candles and cards were left at our embassies. The French newspaper Le Monde declared "We Are All Americans Now." The Masai, a tribe in Kenya, sent us 14 cows, a gift regarded by their culture as sacred. Six years later, our president is trailed by angry demonstrators wherever he travels, and it is headline news when he is actually cheered in Albania.

Six years ago, we vowed revenge on Osama bin Laden, the wealthy Saudi who masterminded the attacks. We would bring him in, said the president, "dead or alive." Six years later, bin Laden is still free, and the president has said he is not particularly concerned about that.

Do you remember?

The terrorist attacks of six years ago this week are sometimes compared with the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor 66 years ago this Dec. 7. That is, of course, a reference to the shock, disbelief and anger Americans of both eras felt.

But there is a telling difference between 12/7 and 9/11. From the 1941 attack, there was forged a sense of national mission and purpose. Those feelings of shock, disbelief and anger became the building blocks of a consensus that we would do whatever, spend whatever, sacrifice whatever, until victory was won. After the attacks of 2001, by contrast, we talked national mission and purpose, but it soon became apparent that it was only talk.

Those feelings of shock, disbelief and anger became instead the building blocks of a political machine that duped the nation into a war of choice that had nothing to do with the terrorist attacks, eroded civil liberties under the guise of protecting American lives and branded as traitors those who said, 'Hey, wait a minute.'

Worst of all, it squandered the moment, threw away a historic chance to build a national -- and international -- consensus that could have marginalized the architects of terror, maybe even reshaped the world, more effectively than all the bombs and bullets used to date in Iraq.

This anniversary, then, laments not simply the loss of life, but of opportunity. And perhaps the worst thing is, one senses most Americans are like their president: We don't think about bin Laden that much these days. He is not front-of-mind anymore.

So it is worth pausing here to remember that just six years ago, we were attacked.

Six years ago, people leaped from flaming skyscrapers.

Six years ago, flaming skyscrapers fell.

Six years ago, dust-caked people wandered the streets of New York City.

Six years ago, an airplane tore a hole in the Pentagon.

Six years ago, a hijacked plane crashed.

Six years ago, searing, airless shock was followed by resolve. Clear, cold, iron-fisted resolve.

Six years later, the shock is gone and it seems like the resolve is, too.

Do we remember? You couldn't prove it by me.



Leonard Pitts Jr. is a columnist for the Miami Herald.
lpitts@miamiherald.com

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

"No matta whaaaaht !!"

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