Pay no attention to the smoke behind the curtain !!

My Friends,

The mainstream, left-wing press has been flooding the airwaves with propaganda, claiming there are devastating fires in California!!

Yes!! The Femi-nazis, tree-huggers, Al Gore groupies, and the rest of the Wreck-America crew have been spreading nonsense about “El Nino (El Schmeenyo)” and “Santa Anna Winds” – as if the English language isn’t good enough for American television. Yes, my friends, that’s just what we need – more illegals!!! Blown in on the "Santa Anna Claus" winds !!!

These alarmists are spreading malarkey, my friends!! It's pure balderdash !! These Bush-hating liberals will do anything to con the American people into their socialistic eco- insanity !!

Yes, they will do anything to support the Algorian, Osama-Obama, Hilary-Dilary, global-schmobal-warming fantasy. Just listen to them!! "Ohhhh !! The schmobal warming is leading to terrible-schmerible fires. Lions, tigers, and bears – Oh my!!!"

Well, let me just say this, my friends: THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING!! THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING!!

THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING!!

And - as night surely follows day - my friends, there can BE no fires. It's impossible!!

THERE ARE NO FIRES!! THERE ARE NO FIRES!! THERE ARE NO FIRES!! . . . (My friends)


Yes, some of these addled liberals may be setting fire to their OWN homes. Eco-terrorists may be torching the homes of honest, upright supporters of our president, but you can take it from me – take it to the bank (as they say)

my friends:

THERE ARE NO FIRES IN CALIFORNIA !!

It's just another liberal scam !!

Or I'm not

- Rush Limbaugh