Friday, April 28, 2006

Auruprint (a movie with the Uke Man in it and his music behind the titles, too)

Hey Folks,

Here's something to keep you smiling in between my missives from NYC. It's a movie a friend of nine made (that I'm in - playing a gay porn movie director).

It's a bit of a download, but well worth it. If the link below doesn't work, go to http://www.alienstevens.com .
On second thought, be sure to check out Alien Stevens' whacky web-site as well.

- Uke Man




http://www.alienstevens.com/vid_aud_pix/artflixx_m/auraprint.mov

In New York City

Hey Folks,

I'm here. Good flight in. Ron had everything ready for my arrival - took the shuttle from Nerk (as we call it in Ahia), and got dropped off at the front door of a beautiful and nostalgic Brownswtone. After lugging three bags up four flights (I AM getting old!!), I was ready to get ready.

That evening I got to the theater - quite a deal! 3 or 4 stages going at once! I got to play my set: Paintin' Them Toes, A Day in the Life, Pirate, and Jesus Chrysler. As always, NYC and the crowd inspired the Uke Man. It was great and GREAT FUN !!!!

Jason and Ted of Sonic Uke are so good and caring. They're running the "Cabaret" and they MAKE it fun!!!

Besides Jason and Ted, I've gotten to see some other old uke-friends (there might be another California trip in store).

I tried calling in an audio blog, but it didn't work. Sorry for the blog being slow - I have limited access and time. I'll make up for it when I get back.

I'll ad more at some point. All the best.

- Uke Man

Wednesday, April 26, 2006


"Hey Bush !! Go Cheney yourself !!" Posted by Picasa

Mr. Malaprop - Bush video

Hey Folks,

Never misunderestimate Presidentiary verbalation deliverated by a Yale aluminum ... er ... alumineye ... er ... a Yaler - uh, a guy from Yale - whatever. You get the picture!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7fo98SzCGo&search=bush

I'm off in the morning to NEW YORK CITY !!! I'll try to report in via phone and occasional access to my pal Ron's computer. Gonna sing, play, and march against the war and the actual "Evil Empire": the Bush Regime!! Look for me on the film at 11:00 !!!

- Uke Man

"We are All Together" Posted by Picasa

"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together"

When we start labeling people
Charles M. Madigan - the Chicago Tribune, April 25, 2006

I have names for you to think about.

Anthony Folia, Frank Boras, Peter Resor, Paul Hurtack Sr., Antonio Pino.

I found them in the archives of Pennsylvania's Department of Mines andMinerals Industries. They are among thousands of names I have collected inmy pursuit of important questions: Who was my father? Who was mygrandfather? Who was my great-grandfather?

Of course I knew two of the three. But I could not know them as young men,between 1898 and 1949, when they were all coal miners.

In this search, I learned something about people who come here to work. Itis as important today as it was over the past century, when these men workedwith my family in the bituminous coal mines in Cambria County, Pa.

The nation is in a political debate about immigration. One little chapter ofthe struggle focuses on what we should call the people who come here, withpapers or not, for work. Aliens, immigrants, migrants, illegals. We castaround, searching for something politically acceptable, something correct.

When we finally settle on this question, we will have committed one of ourmost common cultural offenses, the labeling of people as members of a class.No names. No stories. No personalities. Just members of whatever group titlewe settle upon.

In the category of wrongs, it might not seem like a great offense until youthink about what labeling does. It creates an inhuman description of veryhuman people.

It diminishes them.

I know quite well how we referred to the people whose names I have listed.They were whatever convenient, diminishing label we could paste on them,anything but what they deserved, their names. Eastern Europeans somehowbecame "hunkies." Italians, Germans, Irish, they all collected titles thatwere equally diminishing.

What I can tell you about all of these men is that they are officiallydescribed in the archives as "alien," a broad category that lumped togethereveryone who was not a U.S. citizen. Nationality is listed, too, and thenthe small stories of how it ended for them.

I am presenting them in tribute, because before we are members of any group,we are individuals. They gave us fuel to make steel, energy for light andheat in our homes, coal for our steam engines, all for very little money andat great risk.

Frank Boras, 43, died at Sonman Drift Mine on Jan. 22, 1902. He wasHungarian and left a widow and seven children.

He was crushed when coal fell from the roof of the mine.

Peter Resor, 31, was Polish. He was killed Nov. 13, 1903, in a roof collapseat Eureka Mine No. 37. He was survived by his widow and four children.

Anthony Folia, 61, Italian, died at Brush Valley Mine in Cambria County,Pa., on April 23, 1909, in a fall of slate from the roof of the mine. Heleft his widow and five children.

Paul Hurtack Sr., 42, Czecho-Slovakian and a veteran of 28 years in themines, was killed March 23, 1935, at Springfield No. 1 Mine, when the coalhe was undercutting at the face of the mine collapsed. He was survived byhis wife and five children.

Antonio Pino, 50, was Italian and he died at Westland Coal Co.'s No. 7 minein November 1945 (the date is lost) in an accident while setting a jackpipe.He was survived by his wife and two children.

When you pay attention to the record, what you notice is that as timepasses, the last names of those killed or injured in the mines don't changemuch. They are still Eastern Europeans, Italians, Irish, Germans, almost allof them described as "miner," which, in the early years, demanded noeducation, no language skills, just a fearlessness you cannot imagine inthis era and a willingness to go deep into the earth for backbreaking work.

What changed was the description of their status. The closer you get to theend of these sad mining accident and death records, the more the mininginspectors pencil in "citizen" in the nationality block. All these lostnames became small, individual parts in the only broad description I feel iseternally acceptable.

Americans.

It is something to remember today when you look at the cabdrivers, therestaurant workers, the hotel workers, the people cutting the neighbor'slawn, every one of them. They are not aliens, illegals, migrants, whateverlabel we glue to them.

They are individuals first, with names, lives, families, joys and despairs.We owe them that, at the very least, so their stories are not lost.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006


"This country is, and should be, run by those of us who own it !!!! "! Posted by Picasa

"One Man / One Vote" ???

Hey Folks,

See the headline of the story below?

“Political ads could top $1 billion”

Makes you wonder. WHY would people spend SO much money to get elected to jobs which will pay the “public servant” about as much as a hustling suburban real-estate agent earns?

Pretty obvious, don’t you think?

It must reflect a BURNING DESIRE to serve the people and make a better world.

Right !!!

As we have all seen of late, a “public servant” can make a Whole Lot of money -on the side – once they are elected. They just have to be careful not to get caught.

But while these yo-yos DO benefit, they are not the ones who provide the billions for the campaigns. No, that comes from their masters, the top 1 to 10 percent on the wealth ladder. Those who can afford to OWN the politicians – Democrats as well as Republicans.

It’s “The Golden Rule” : He who has the gold makes the rules.

It mocks our imagined American “democracy” when “our” elected officials see their job as fulfilling the fantasies of the super rich while successfully pretending to fulfill ours.

“One dollar / one vote” isn’t our definition of democracy – it’s Bush’s; you know him; he's the guy who called his constituency “the Have’s and the Have More’s.”

- Uke Man


Political ads could top $1 billion: survey
By Paul J. Gough Fri Apr 21,

NEW YORK (Hollywood Reporter) - With midterm elections for the House and Senate looming in an uncertain political landscape, a new forecast finds that political ad spending in 2006 might beat the record set in 2004.

Political ad spending could top $1 billion, according to a Campaign Media Analysis Group forecast released Thursday at the Television Bureau of Advertising's annual marketing conference in New York.

The record for political spending came in 2004, when the hotly fought presidential campaign between President Bush and Democratic nominee Sen. John Kerry and other races saw $1.7President Bush' name=c1>SEARCHNews News Photos Images Web' name=c3>
billion spent on TV ads. Much of that went to local stations in the campaign battleground states such as Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania.

Campaign Media Analysis Group chief operating officer Evan Tracey estimated Thursday the large number of competitive races -- half of the nation's governors, 40% of Senate seats and as many as 60 House seats -- and an increased limit on spending make it likely that there will be more than $1 billion in election ad spending this year.

David Rovics Posted by Picasa

a David Rovics Video

Hey Folks,

Last Tuesday night, as I reported earlier, I had the pleasure of experiencing the sharp and insightful, humanity-oriented music of singer/song-writers David Rovics, Alistair Hulett, and Dan Dougan.

Here is a video of one of David's songs, "New Orleans."

- Uke Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blc4wzAw1TI

(a ukethanks to Pam)

Monday, April 24, 2006


Photo by Ron Hester Posted by Picasa

Photos by Ron Hester Posted by Picasa

Joshua Tree & LA - by Ron Hester Posted by Picasa

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Ron himself Posted by Picasa

Off to NYC for Music & Mayhem !!!

Hey Folks,

In a few days I’ll be taking off to New York City where I’ll be staying with my good friend and fellow artist Ron Hester in a beautiful Brooklyn Brownstone. Check out Ron's "My Space" site: http://www.myspace.com/ronhester . The pictures above are from Ron's recent trip west.

I’ll be playing three nights – Thursday through Saturday, April 27 through 29, as part of the NYUke Fest (http://www.nyukefest.com/ ) at The Theater for the New City in Manhattan.

The theater has multiple stages, all of which will be in action every night. I’m involved with the Ukulele Cabaret organized by my friends Jason Tagg and Ted Gottfried of Sonic Uke. You can see performances from past Ukulele Cabarets at: http://www.ukulelecabaret.com/ (just click on any picture - there are four of the Uke Man).

The blog may slow down a bit while I’m gone, but I’ll try to post enough written reports and called-in reports to keep it interesting. There will be pictures galore when I return.

They will include pictures from the April 29 Peace March (http://www.april29.org/ ) as well. “Ukuleles for Sanity” plans to be there marching, protesting, and working to make a better world.

- Uke Man

Sunday, April 23, 2006


Leonardo Posted by Picasa

Judas, DaVinci, and Duh !!

Hey Folks,

The news story below touches on the rhubarb over the "DaVinci Code" and the "Gospel of Judas." Many leaders of "the Faithful" have spoken out against both, seeing them as challenges to "the foundations of traditional belief by giving an alternative version of the [official] story."

This seems like a big deal, especially so to those "faithful" who believe the Bible is the literal word of God. They see it (the Bible they presently thump) as official, complete, perfect; adding to or contradicting it is impossible because God gave us his words a long time ago; He's not - it is supposed - going to be adding or adjusting now.

Well, there's an historical and factual problem for these folks: different religions don't agree on what "books" actually belong in the present Bible. Historically there have been big fights over what was to be considered actual parts of the real Bible.

These fights were carried on by people, human beings; and people decided - long after Jesus left - which books were (as far as they were concerned) the literal word of God and which weren't. People are deciding today, too, about the"DaVinci Code" and the "Gospel of Judas."

Seems pretty "iffy" to me. It's not like Moses brought the whole thing down from a mountain written out in granite by God's finger and in His handwriting. "He says/she says, they say/we say, I'm right/you're wrong, neh,neh,nehhhh, neh, nehhhh, neh" - sounds like a pretty lame way to establish what constitutes "the literal word of God."

It was lame when it was done originally, and it's lame now. It's like men arguing over how many angels can dance on the head of a pin; if there are angels and they dance and they would condescend to do so on a pin head, what human being would you trust to count them and report back honestly?

- Uke Man


LONDON (AFP) - The head of the worldwide Anglican Church, the Archbishop of Canterbury, is to denounce as "conspiracies" the plot of 'The Da Vinci Code' and the apparent emergence of the 'Gospel of Judas' ancient text.

Doctor Rowan Williams, the Church of England's most senior cleric, was set to use his Easter Sunday sermon at Canterbury Cathedral, in south eastern England, to highlight how religion is approached by the media, according to extracts of the speech obtained by AFP.

"One of the ways in which we now celebrate the great Christian festivals in our society is by a little flurry of newspaper articles and television programmes raking over the coals of controversies about the historical basis of faith," he will say.

"So it was no huge surprise to see a fair bit of coverage given a couple of weeks ago to the discovery of a 'Gospel of Judas', which was (naturally) going to shake the foundations of traditional belief by giving an alternative version of the story of the passion and resurrection."

The 'Gospel of Judas' -- an ancient Coptic manuscript from the third or fourth century -- maintains, as the Bible does not, that Jesus requested that Judas "betray" him by handing him to authorities for execution.

The document was reportedly discovered in Egypt in the 1970s and went on display in Cairo last Wednesday.

"You'll recognise the style, of course, from the saturation coverage of the 'Da Vinci Code' literature," Williams will say.

"Uuuhhhhhhhh ... What did they tell me to say here?" Posted by Picasa

Bush Impersonator - Mad TV Guy

Hey Folks,

This guy has Bush DOWN !!! (Clinton too)

click here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egdmdUj4oZk&search=bush

- Uke Man

Saturday, April 22, 2006


Maoist Soldier Posted by Picasa

National Geographic Video Report on the Revolution in Nepal

Hey Folks,

This National Geographic Video commentary is a generally good report, except for the “Who are the Good Guys” section, where the narrator can’t bring himself to pick a villain, but where the worst thing he can say about the Maoists is that a civilian was killed in the crossfire BETWEEN the TWO forces and that an unstated percentage of civilians had died in the conflict BETWEEN the TWO forces.

Moreover, this report was created in November of 2005 BEFORE the “civilians” joined with the Maoists in declaring the monarchy and its military-based government to be “the Bad Guy” and the oppressor of the people.”

Especially notice what the women of Nepal think about all this!

- Uke Man

Click here:
http://www7.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0511/feature3/multimedia.html

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Trouble in Shangri-La

Hey Folks,

Below is an analysis by a friend of mine of the present situation in Nepal. Having read it and viewed/ listened to other reports, it struck me that the situation exposes a few things many of us may never have noticed before.

For some time now, we haven’t heard much about the situation in Nepal, and what we have been hearing has presented a negative perspective of the Maoist insurgents (of course, we have a long history of disdain for the C-word) . Numerous times I’ve seen it reported that 13,000 had been killed during the insurgency, but not until today did I see it clearly reported that 13,000 INSURGENTS had died fighting for their revolution.

For the most part, I believe, Americans either are totally unaware of this situation, or they have some vague notion that “communist terrorists” are opposing a benign monarchy and killing good people in Nepal.

This, however, is not the case. Even though our government has provided military and political support for this monarchy and have designated the king’s enemies as “terrorists,” the people of Nepal - Maoists and otherwise - are strongly resisting the monarchy. The people's resistance makes it clear: the Maoists are not "terrorists" but are and have been freedom-fighters. It is the Bush regime that has been lying - and the press has been largely negligent, complicit, or a patsy.

Any honest, clear-eyed view of the reality in Nepal quickly reveals who is for the people's “Freedom” and “Democracy” and who is concentrating on privilege, power, and profit at the EXPENSE of the people.

See the National Geographic Video commentary directly above this posting. A generally good report, except for the “Who are the Good Guys” section, where the narrator can’t decide who the villain is, but where the worst thing he can say about the Maoists is that a civilian was killed in the crossfire between both forces and that an unstated percentage of civilians had died in the fighting between both forces.

And this report was created in November of 2005 BEFORE the “civilians” joined with the Maoists in declaring the monarchy and its military-based government to be “the Bad Guy” and the oppressor of the people - disregarding the Bush administration's claims to the contrary.

- Uke Man





Revolution at the Roof of the World

The U.S. media has been forced by recent dramatic events in Nepal to provide a modicum of coverage of the quickening political situation there.

Seven parliamentary parties, in alliance with the Maoist insurgency whichcontrols a large majority of the countryside, are poised to wrest power fromthe hereditary monarch, King (Shah) Gyanedra, who a year ago abolishedParliament and instituted military rule.

The Royal Nepali Army, among the worst violators of human rights in theworld today, has been freshly equipped with increasingly lethal arms fromtheir friends in the Bush administration, which has designated theanti-Maoist campaign part of the “War on Terror”.

Despite their efforts, the insurgency has grown in scope and now effectivelycontrols as much as 80% of the countryside. In their secure base areas, thenew People*s Government is building the nucleus of a future democratic Nepal where discrimination against women and minorities is being combated and the needs of the poorest people of the poorest country in the world are being advanced.

It looks like the capital, Kathmandu, a city of 11/2 million, where, despitea shoot-to-kill curfew, a general strike and protests of people from allwalks of life has paralyzed the city, may sooner, rather than later, beunder new management.

Hundreds of thousands are expected to protest today (Thursday) in the faceof the army and martial law. One can only hope that the army rank-and-file,who are ordinary Nepalis after all, will refuse to take part in a bloodysuppression of their fellow citizens and perhaps even join them.

In addition, Indian government envoys, including a relative of the King,have arrived, and it’s not too farfetched to wonder if their discussions mayinclude an offer to evacuate Gyanedra to exile in India.

Here are some sources:

BBC online for the most up-to-date general
news:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4924610.stm

Hindustan Times (India) article with historical info:
http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/181_1678888,00120001.htm

Amnesty International Statement:
http://www.amnesty.org.uk/news/press/16959.shtml

Sunday times (London) article:http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,25689-2141744,00.html

Asia Times article on the international context:

http://www.atimes.com/atimes/South_Asia/HD19Df03.html

Great first-hand articles including by Li Onestro, who traveled in the redareas of Nepal:

http://rwor.org/a/044/nepal-mass-upsurge.htmand:http://rwor.org/s/nepal.htm

The Nepali Maoists, in their own words- lengthy analytical articles:
http://cpnm.org/new/English/statements/2005/statements_1feb2005.htm#17m

Standing up against oppression Posted by Picasa

More on This Later

Nepalese Police Open Fire on Protesters
By BINAJ GURUBACHARYA, Associated Press

KATMANDU, Nepal - Nepali security forces opened fire and beat protesters marching toward the royal palace Saturday, as opposition leaders rejected the king's proposals for restoring democracy in the Himalayan country.

Four people were wounded by rubber bullets or live ammunition, and dozens were injured by police wielding bamboo batons. The clash occurred about 3 miles from the royal palace in the heart of the capital, where tens of thousands of protesters were headed in defiance of a curfew.

"Security forces opened fire on the crowd without warning, wounding many of us," said Ganesh Shrestha, who was hit on the arm by a bullet.

At the nearby Norvic Hospital, the hallways were jammed with injured people calling for care. Doctors there confirmed at least four people were injured by rubber bullets or live ammunition, and 43 were hurt by batons or in the scramble to flee.

The violence erupted after an alliance of seven opposition parties rejected King Gyanendra's offer to allow them to nominate a prime minister and form a government.

"We will not accept," Madhav Kumar Nepal, general secretary of Communist Party of Nepal, told cheering supporters in Katmandu. "We will continue the protests."

The crowd chanted, "We are here to support you. Don't get weak in the knees. Don't ditch the people."

Complete story at: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060422/ap_on_re_as/nepal

Hell to the Chief Posted by Picasa

Graffiti on Air Force 1

Hey Folks,

Check this out and then click at the bottom for the VIDEO !!

- Uke Man



Air Force One Subject of Internet Hoax

By TED BRIDIS, Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON - A startling Internet video that shows someone spraying graffiti on President Bush's jet looked so authentic that the Air Force wasn't immediately certain whether the plane had been targeted.


It was all a hoax. No one actually sprayed the slogan "Still Free" on the cowling of Air Force One.

The pranksters responsible for the grainy, two-minute Web video — employed by a New York fashion company — revealed Friday how they pulled it off: a rented 747 in California painted to look almost exactly like Air Force One.

"I wanted to do something culturally significant, wanted to create a real pop-culture moment," said Marc Ecko of Marc Ecko Enterprises. "It's this completely irreverent, over-the-top thing that could really never happen: this five-dollar can of paint putting a pimple on this Goliath."

The video shows hooded graffiti artists climbing barbed-wire fences and sneaking past guards with dogs to approach the jumbo jet. They spray-paint a slogan associated with free expression.

After the video began circulating on the Web on Tuesday, the Air Force checked to see whether the plane had been vandalized.

"We're looking at it, too," said Lt. Col. Bruce Alexander, a spokesman for the Air Mobility Command's 89th Airlift Wing, which operates Air Force One. "It looks very real."

Alexander later confirmed that no such spray-painting had occurred.

Ecko acknowledged Friday that his company had rented a 747 cargo jet at San Bernardino's airport and covertly painted one side to look like Air Force One. Employees signed secrecy agreements and worked inside a giant hangar until the night the video was made. Ecko declined to say how much the stunt cost.

"It's not cheap," he said. "You have to be rich."


http://www.stillfree.com/ then click on the airplane in the top, left corner.

Friday, April 21, 2006

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Egg Man, Walrus, or Decider ??

Hey Folks,

Who gets the royalties? The Beatles or Michael Jackson?


Click here for the Karaoke:
http://decider.cf.huffingtonpost.com/

- Uke Man

Ah know what "MF" means.

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The “Greatest Nation in the World” seems a little Touchy, Don’t You Think?

US hits back over 'questionable' IMF comments
excerpts – entire story at: http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060419/pl_afp/imfeconomygrowth_060419205833


WASHINGTON (AFP) - The US government issued a barbed riposte after the IMF suggested Washington institute health insurance for all Americans and balance its budget faster than planned.

Tim Adams, the Treasury undersecretary for international affairs, demanded that the International Monetary Fund get back to its "raison d'etre" of monitoring global currency rates rather than commenting on health care.

"We have been the product of IMF scrutiny for a long time. They don't mince any words or waste any time talking about the US," Adams told a news conference after the IMF released its semi-annual World Economic Outlook.

"In fact it appears ... that they were once again delving into issues that are questionable topics for the IMF to be looking at," he said.

Speaking at the launch of the Outlook report, IMF chief economist Raghuram Rajan said earlier Wednesday that the United States was not always the poster child for the policies long advocated by the Fund.

"In a globally competitive economy, it is very important you insure the individual, you have a safety net for the individual, because they're at serious risk of losing their job and so on," Rajan said.

"Which means you have to have some form of universal health care. It is very, very hard, in this competitive economy, for 40-million-plus Americans to be uninsured, of which eight million are children," he said.

"So you need universal health care, you need strong educational systems, so the challenge of improving education in the United States, especially in poorer areas, is extremely important."


Adams retorted: "I don't really think that's the purview of the IMF. This is an institution that really needs to get focused, and needs to get focused on its mission and its core expertise."

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Yeah !! Folks, can you believe it?

What the hell is this crap about Health Care and Education? Our government invented the IMF to screw – not help - FOREIGN workers. We can fuck our own American workers just fine, thank you, without any help from the stupid IMF !!

- Uke Man

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"Such a Card / Quite a Guy!! - Bush video

Dubya relives Junior High !!

Click here, Beavis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w92yLxz3ovc&search=bush

- Uke Man

I guess he DIDN'T use this finger." Posted by Picasa

Thursday, April 20, 2006


"who's the 'asshole' now !!" Posted by Picasa

**She Probably Did Something to Piss-off Kkkarl Rove**

Hey Folks,

I bet she was surprised – not used to revealing her true feelings !!

- Uke Man



Lawmaker Puzzled by Obscenity in Letter

By SAM HANANEL, Associated Press Writer Wed Apr 19

WASHINGTON - Nobody expects to get a letter from a member of Congress that ends with an expletive.

But that's what happened when Rep. Jo Ann Emerson, R-Mo., recently corresponded with a resident of her southeast Missouri district.

The letter ended with a profane, seven-letter insult beginning with the letter a — "i think you're an ... [asshole]"

Emerson says she can't explain how the offensive language made it into the letter, which otherwise reads like a typical response to a citizen's question about last year's testimony of oil executives before the Senate Commerce Committee . . .
"No, the President used this finger." Posted by Picasa

Gay-Fundamentalist-Democrat Conspiracy Revealed

Golly Folks,

Have I ever been dumb !!

When I read the story today about Scott McClellan resigning “to spend more time with his family,” the truth crystallized in my head like a blood clot! The McClellan quarter slipped into my slot machine mind and the spinning wheels clicked into place – one – two – three - all Blazing 7's !! There it was; how could I have missed it?

While the Religious Right has been grinding away on “Family Values” and the "evils of homosexuality" - screeching like insane, moronic, vengeful vampires – all this time it’s just been a con, a put-up job, a charade. And, boy, has it succeeded!!

They suckered those poor, sappy Republicans! They really punked ‘em!

The crowning glory was pretending to be anti-gay / pro-Republican via all that multi-state hoopla over gay marriage, convincing the R’s that the key to their success was gay-bashing, and backing up their claim by having their savvy congregations pretend, so well, to be stiff-necked ignoramuses who couldn’t tell Jesus from Father Coughlin. Brilliant !! And it continues with the attacks on gay adoption (the icing on the cake).

Those poor, dumb Republicans don't have a clue. Soon, with so many of them getting out of politics “to spend more time with their families” (notice the “Family Values” there!) voters will feel foolish electing anyone with a family; that kind of person won’t stick with it; they'll leave you flat when you need them most!!! Of course they will - they’ve been Family-values brainwashed by such sly, religious, gay-loving folks as Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Franklin Graham, Ken Blackwell, and Rod Parsley – bless ‘em.

Yep. We are all well-advised to avoid family-type, sunshine patriot Republicans; but who’s left?

Well, single folks; better yet, single folks who can’t – under pain of law – get married or even adopt children !! folks who can never have a family of their own. Yep, the only sensible thing is to elect nothing but gays!!

And it gets worse for Republicans. Since only Democrats have ever shown the slightest respect toward gays, any unmarried Republican who tried to run as a gay would be laughed out of town.

Brilliant!!!

Before long gay Democrats will be running everything, the war will be over and the government can finally get around to caring about the real issues of regular folks (as well as raising the taxes on millionaires and bringing the oil companies to heel). Better yet, those long-suffering, dedicated thespians - Falwell, Robertson, Graham, Blackwell, and Parsley - can quit pretending and show true love for their fellow men, just as Jesus so eloquently taught.

Say, "Amen!"

- Uke Man

Wednesday, April 19, 2006


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Bush-Bashing Video

Click here, Dude, to see Bush bashed!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VexhmohBQA&search=bush


- Uke Man

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the David Rovics - Alistair Hulett Concert

Hey Folks,

Last night I had the pleasure of experiencing the sharp and insightful, humanity-oriented music of singer/song-writers David Rovics, Alistair Hulett, and Dan Dougan.

It was a wonderful, uplifting experience, and I plan on seeing Alistair again, when I invade the U.K. on my "World Tour."

You can hear both David and Alistair at http://www.davidrovics.com/ and http://www.folkicons.co.uk/alistair.htm respectively (and respectfully).

And, of course, stop by Little Brothers to tip your hat to Danny Dougan!

Thanks to everyone who helped in the realization of this concert.

- Uke Man

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David Rovics Posted by Picasa

Alistair Hulett Posted by Picasa

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Connie "the Organizer" Harris Posted by Picasa

Dan "The Man" Dougan Posted by Picasa

Enjoying the show:Tracy
and Daclan "Buster" Dougan
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