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Bush: Iraq violence is al-Qaida plot
By DEB RIECHMANN, Associated Press

RIGA, Latvia -
President Bush said Tuesday that an al-Qaida plot to stoke cycles of sectarian revenge in Iraq is to blame for escalating bloodshed, refusing to debate whether the country has fallen into civil war

“There's a lot of sectarian violence taking place — fomented, in my opinion, because of the attacks by al-Qaida causing people to seek reprisal," Bush said at a news conference with Estonian President Toomas Hendrik Ilves during a stop in Estonia.

Well Folks,

Yeah, that makes sense. The Hatfields and McCoys weren’t involved with a feud either. A Peabody Coal Co. plot to stoke cycles of sectarian revenge in West Virginia was to blame for the escalating bloodshed.

There was a lot of sectarian violence taking place — fomented, I understand, because Becky-Mae Williams (a young secretary employed by Peabody Coal ) was encouraged to flirt with all the boys in both families causing them to seek reprisals.

Yeah, uh huh, yep !!!

- Uke Man