WW III
Hey Folks,
I don't often post jokes here, but this one seemed to say quite a bit about why we are in our present mess.
-Uke Man
WORLD WAR III IS COMING
(a ukethanks to Cathy)
President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III." And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one cares about 140 million Muslims".
I don't often post jokes here, but this one seemed to say quite a bit about why we are in our present mess.
-Uke Man
WORLD WAR III IS COMING
(a ukethanks to Cathy)
President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III." And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one cares about 140 million Muslims".

1 Comments:
Hi Tom,
Now, I remember Cathy's joke. You know how bad I am at remembering jokes. This one certainly fits George and the neocons. Sondra
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