Ooops!! They weren't supposed to tell !!
Hey Folks,
Did you get the news? Regardless of all the prejudice and discrimination heaped on fat people, we "jolly" souls get the last laugh. I'm sure the truth leaked out by mistake, but there it is, right in the AP story (below):
Alternative factors in obesity weighed
Study looks beyond usual diet and exercise
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Marilynn Marchione
ASSOCIATED PRESS
Why are so many people fat? Scientists have come up with some novel excuses ["excuses"?? did I mention prejudice? ], including air conditioning, lack of sleep, fewer smokers, and more sex among obese people, which can produce chubby kids.
Twinkies aren’t the only things weighing America down, these researchers contend in a report published yesterday in the International Journal of Obesity.
The report identifies ten factors ("it doesn't call them excuses") that affect a person's weight. Number 9 says:
Darwinian natural selection. (Fat people out-survive skinny ones.)
There you go.
Fatties live longer. Skinnies die younger.
Hence, Fatties get the last laugh!!
Stick that in your chin, Jay Leno!!!
- Ukulele Fats
Did you get the news? Regardless of all the prejudice and discrimination heaped on fat people, we "jolly" souls get the last laugh. I'm sure the truth leaked out by mistake, but there it is, right in the AP story (below):
Alternative factors in obesity weighed
Study looks beyond usual diet and exercise
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Marilynn Marchione
ASSOCIATED PRESS
Why are so many people fat? Scientists have come up with some novel excuses ["excuses"?? did I mention prejudice? ], including air conditioning, lack of sleep, fewer smokers, and more sex among obese people, which can produce chubby kids.
Twinkies aren’t the only things weighing America down, these researchers contend in a report published yesterday in the International Journal of Obesity.
The report identifies ten factors ("it doesn't call them excuses") that affect a person's weight. Number 9 says:
Darwinian natural selection. (Fat people out-survive skinny ones.)
There you go.
Fatties live longer. Skinnies die younger.
Hence, Fatties get the last laugh!!
Stick that in your chin, Jay Leno!!!
- Ukulele Fats
1 Comments:
Hey Tom -
Well...yeeha! - guess that means I've got longer to be 'tortured' by the R's - eh?
But all things considered, guess I'd rather be 'round - yes PUN was intended - to torment the 'wrong' that thinks they are 'right'
What is the catch phrase on the sites? - more to love? - yep - that's me!
Rather be THAT than a skanky bitch!
Thanks for validating MY theory!
Have a great rest of your weekend!
Phyll
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