Karma? or another Virgin in Heaven
Hey Folks,
A few years back there was a terrible flood in the Mississippi River valley. The Falwell/Robertson/Christian-Fascist crowd were quick to explain that God was pissed off with evil homos/lesbians, sex-fiends, liberals, Democrats, and other sinners.
Soon, however, it was discovered that churches, overwhelmingly concentrated in the flood plain, had suffered much more severely than brothels, beer-joints, and other dens of iniquity - which tended to be located on hillsides and other higher (less expensive) ground.
At that point, the holy hounds suddenly quit baying.
I wonder what they think of the story below.
Did Lynn Stanley really piss God off? Or was she so bless-ed in his sight that he just couldn't wait any longer to rock her in the bosom of Abraham?
- Uke Man
Arizona anti-gay marriage leader dies in car crash
Associated Press
Wednesday, July 5, 2006
(a ukethanks to John)
A woman who was spearheading the ballot effort to prohibit gay marriage in Arizona has been killed in an automobile crash, authorities said.
Lynn Stanley, chairwoman of the Protect Marriage Arizona Coalition, died in a crash early Monday on Interstate 40, according to the state Department of Public Safety.
Authorities said Stanley, 58, was returning to Phoenix from Las Vegas, where she was visiting two sisters, at the time of the accident.
The Protect Marriage coalition collected some 300,000 signatures to place its measure on the November ballot, said Nathan Sproul, a political consultant for the effort.
Amending the state Constitution, as the Protect Marriage coalition intends, requires at least 183,917 valid signatures.
The group planned to submit its petitions today, with Stanley on hand to celebrate the accomplishment.
Her death has led the initiative to delay its submittal until Thursday, the deadline to turn in signatures.
A few years back there was a terrible flood in the Mississippi River valley. The Falwell/Robertson/Christian-Fascist crowd were quick to explain that God was pissed off with evil homos/lesbians, sex-fiends, liberals, Democrats, and other sinners.
Soon, however, it was discovered that churches, overwhelmingly concentrated in the flood plain, had suffered much more severely than brothels, beer-joints, and other dens of iniquity - which tended to be located on hillsides and other higher (less expensive) ground.
At that point, the holy hounds suddenly quit baying.
I wonder what they think of the story below.
Did Lynn Stanley really piss God off? Or was she so bless-ed in his sight that he just couldn't wait any longer to rock her in the bosom of Abraham?
- Uke Man
Arizona anti-gay marriage leader dies in car crash
Associated Press
Wednesday, July 5, 2006
(a ukethanks to John)
A woman who was spearheading the ballot effort to prohibit gay marriage in Arizona has been killed in an automobile crash, authorities said.
Lynn Stanley, chairwoman of the Protect Marriage Arizona Coalition, died in a crash early Monday on Interstate 40, according to the state Department of Public Safety.
Authorities said Stanley, 58, was returning to Phoenix from Las Vegas, where she was visiting two sisters, at the time of the accident.
The Protect Marriage coalition collected some 300,000 signatures to place its measure on the November ballot, said Nathan Sproul, a political consultant for the effort.
Amending the state Constitution, as the Protect Marriage coalition intends, requires at least 183,917 valid signatures.
The group planned to submit its petitions today, with Stanley on hand to celebrate the accomplishment.
Her death has led the initiative to delay its submittal until Thursday, the deadline to turn in signatures.
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