Cal Thomas
Hey Folks,
Cal Thomas, the man with the bad wig (or a terrible comb-over) who used to work for Pat Robertson (the man with a milkshake from God that can help you leg-press 2000 pounds) recently got his tush in a tingle over the “disaster” of gay marriage and “the moral state of the union [governmental - not sexual].”
He said:
“Now we are told such exclusivity of preserving marriage for men and women discriminates against people of the same sex who wish to marry each other. Some forms of discrimination are good, because they send a signal and provide an example that certain behavior is to be preferred over other behaviors for the betterment of society.”
Yeah, some discrimination is good; like not letting women vote, like Jim Crow, like red-lining, and other bullying. Right, Cal. It just depends, doesn’t it, on who gets to pick the basis of that discrimination - which you explain for us:
“Today, right and wrong, an objective concept rooted in unchanging truth, has been dismissed in favor of the imposed rulings of federal judges guided by their own whims and opinion polls”
Yeah, what the hell do those damn judges know compared to the objective, unchanging Biblical truths communicated to folks like you. Yeah, unchanging truths like: unrepentant witches must be burned, the world is flat, Galileo is a heretic, the Jews killed Jesus, our god is bigger than your god, and freedom is on the march.
I’m with you, Cal. Those damned homos are trying to ruin everything. I am confused, however, about something you said:
“When there is no no to any behavior, then there must be yes to every behavior. If same-sex marriage is allowed, no one will ever be able to say no to anything again.”
Well, I hate to be a fair weather friend, but if you're right about that last point, I'm going to have to start lobbying for the legalization of gay marriage instead of against it !
You see, if you're right, on the glorious day that gay marriage becomes a legal reality, I'm heading down to my local Chevy dealer to ask him for a free, brand new Corvette.
I've always wanted one, and he won't be able to say no.
- Uke Man
Cal Thomas, the man with the bad wig (or a terrible comb-over) who used to work for Pat Robertson (the man with a milkshake from God that can help you leg-press 2000 pounds) recently got his tush in a tingle over the “disaster” of gay marriage and “the moral state of the union [governmental - not sexual].”
He said:
“Now we are told such exclusivity of preserving marriage for men and women discriminates against people of the same sex who wish to marry each other. Some forms of discrimination are good, because they send a signal and provide an example that certain behavior is to be preferred over other behaviors for the betterment of society.”
Yeah, some discrimination is good; like not letting women vote, like Jim Crow, like red-lining, and other bullying. Right, Cal. It just depends, doesn’t it, on who gets to pick the basis of that discrimination - which you explain for us:
“Today, right and wrong, an objective concept rooted in unchanging truth, has been dismissed in favor of the imposed rulings of federal judges guided by their own whims and opinion polls”
Yeah, what the hell do those damn judges know compared to the objective, unchanging Biblical truths communicated to folks like you. Yeah, unchanging truths like: unrepentant witches must be burned, the world is flat, Galileo is a heretic, the Jews killed Jesus, our god is bigger than your god, and freedom is on the march.
I’m with you, Cal. Those damned homos are trying to ruin everything. I am confused, however, about something you said:
“When there is no no to any behavior, then there must be yes to every behavior. If same-sex marriage is allowed, no one will ever be able to say no to anything again.”
Well, I hate to be a fair weather friend, but if you're right about that last point, I'm going to have to start lobbying for the legalization of gay marriage instead of against it !
You see, if you're right, on the glorious day that gay marriage becomes a legal reality, I'm heading down to my local Chevy dealer to ask him for a free, brand new Corvette.
I've always wanted one, and he won't be able to say no.
- Uke Man
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