Lordi Moses!!!
Hey Folks,
In Finland it's dark much of the year. Hence this video - supremely appropriate to the Mordorian darkness descending on us here in the belly of the Empire.
Everything is make-up; everything is merchandising; everything is horror; nothing is real. Production!! Production!! Production!!
And, in the end, that's all that counts!! "Placing Finland among the best 5 (the semifinals of the 'Eurovision Song Contest' for the first time in 40 years").
Rock!!
& !!!
Roll !!! (burp)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KFEtySs-nM&feature=Views&page=2&t=t&f=b
(they still get out the cold cream while they count their money)
From the site:
"And the winner is... LORDI!!!!!!!! Thank you, all who voted!! A big fkc you in the face of all those fake people! Rock on!
The performance of Finnish contestant Lordi, live at the semifinals of the Eurovision Song Contest. Captured from Dutch TV.
And remember kids: VOTE LORDI COMING SATURDAY!
Translation of the comment before it starts:
"We continue with the most bizarre act in the history of Eurovision, hold on: Finland. The prejudice that men take far shorter to finish make-up is dealt with here, because Lordi's four gentlemen and one lady take 3 hours in make-up before they are ready to go on stage. You will see why in a moment; they're monsters from a horrormovie, batwings and all, and they are the ones that will have to place Finland among the best 5 for the first time in 40 years.
Back home priests already prayed for forgiveness for this bloodcurdling act but Lordi thinks, the creepier, the merrier, and the lead singer, Mr Lordi stated: Bands performing in plain clothes suck, we want to give our fans value for their money. Well, that's just what you're gonna get with: Hard Rock Hallelujah!"
- Uke Man
( late breaking news: the "kids" DID vote Saturday: Lordi rules #1 !! see!! it IS all production!! - now THAT's Muppet Rock 'n' Roll - on Ice).
Unless, of course, Diebold, Bush, and Blackwell had something to do with it.
In Finland it's dark much of the year. Hence this video - supremely appropriate to the Mordorian darkness descending on us here in the belly of the Empire.
Everything is make-up; everything is merchandising; everything is horror; nothing is real. Production!! Production!! Production!!
And, in the end, that's all that counts!! "Placing Finland among the best 5 (the semifinals of the 'Eurovision Song Contest' for the first time in 40 years").
Rock!!
& !!!
Roll !!! (burp)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KFEtySs-nM&feature=Views&page=2&t=t&f=b
(they still get out the cold cream while they count their money)
From the site:
"And the winner is... LORDI!!!!!!!! Thank you, all who voted!! A big fkc you in the face of all those fake people! Rock on!
The performance of Finnish contestant Lordi, live at the semifinals of the Eurovision Song Contest. Captured from Dutch TV.
And remember kids: VOTE LORDI COMING SATURDAY!
Translation of the comment before it starts:
"We continue with the most bizarre act in the history of Eurovision, hold on: Finland. The prejudice that men take far shorter to finish make-up is dealt with here, because Lordi's four gentlemen and one lady take 3 hours in make-up before they are ready to go on stage. You will see why in a moment; they're monsters from a horrormovie, batwings and all, and they are the ones that will have to place Finland among the best 5 for the first time in 40 years.
Back home priests already prayed for forgiveness for this bloodcurdling act but Lordi thinks, the creepier, the merrier, and the lead singer, Mr Lordi stated: Bands performing in plain clothes suck, we want to give our fans value for their money. Well, that's just what you're gonna get with: Hard Rock Hallelujah!"
- Uke Man
( late breaking news: the "kids" DID vote Saturday: Lordi rules #1 !! see!! it IS all production!! - now THAT's Muppet Rock 'n' Roll - on Ice).
Unless, of course, Diebold, Bush, and Blackwell had something to do with it.

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