Is Peep Jousting for You?

Hey Folks,

A while back I mentioned Peeps to my UK pen-pal James. They don't (alas) have Peeps there; so, James researched them and turned me on to "Peep Jousting." I was amazed by what I'd been missing all these years!!!

Can't wait to send Sir Capon the Chicken-hearted against Crusader Bunny-Rab !!

Here's how:

Peep Jousting - a recipe for fun.
(compiled from: http://humor.about.com/b/a/257535.htm )

It's a sport!
To participate, simply wage battles between the famous sugar-coated marshmallow bunnies and chicks to the death -- or better stated: to the goo.

Presented by punkasspunk.com, here's what I gleaned: Peep Jousting in a nut's shell:

1. Take two spongy Peeps and arm each with a pointy, deadly toothpick o' doom.

2. Place those eager jousters in a close, face-to-face position inside a microwave oven.

3. Then power that arena up. As the heat increases, Peeps expand.

4. The first bravehearted sticky candy to become impaled by the other's toothpick is a loser.

Peep Jousting, ladies and gentlmen! Elaborate competition instructions and commentary illustrated with numerous throat-gasping action photographs are available for your perusal. All fully endorsed, I'm sure, by Major League Peep Jousting.


- Uke Man