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Hey Folks,
You don't have to Be Crazy to live in the Cincinnati area, but it helps. Just consider the inbred state representative from Hamilton County, Courtney Combs - check out his confidence-inspiring picture at:
http://www.house.state.oh.us/jsps/MemberDetails.jsp?DISTRICT=54
At that site you'll also see:
City: Hamilton
Occupation: Realtor
Education: Graduate - Real Estate Institute
Well, we all know that you can trust a realtor, especially one with a degree from "The Real Estate Institute."
Anyway, Cincinnati, home of flying pigs on high pedestals, police murders of Blacks, the crusade against smut and Larry Flint (they get their smut across the river in morally-depraved Kentucky), the home of homophobia (see Maplethorpe), home (ironically) of "the REDS" (in the 50's they insisted the boys be called "the Redlegs") whose now-deceased owner revered her nazi memorabilia, has produced a fine representative in Courtney Combs.
Ironically, in trying to get a picture of this guy that would work with my blog software (sorry, I failed - hence the link above), pictures of Courtney Love modeling clothes half-off came up. She looks pretty dumb, but she couldn't be any dumber than our very own Courtney.
Well, getting to the point, the illustrious Mr. Combs recently made the front page of the Dispatch doing his duty to keep Ohio pure: he wants to make English Ohio's official language.
No xenophobia there. No racism there. No simple-minded "problem-solving" there. No! This is an action that would make the Board of Regents at any Institute of Higher (priced) Real Estate proud (would YOU want to live next door to someone who talks Mexican?).
Gosh ! What a great idea. Now if we can only make PIG-Latin the official language of the Ohio Legislature, all will be right with the world.
- Uke Man
You don't have to Be Crazy to live in the Cincinnati area, but it helps. Just consider the inbred state representative from Hamilton County, Courtney Combs - check out his confidence-inspiring picture at:
http://www.house.state.oh.us/jsps/MemberDetails.jsp?DISTRICT=54
At that site you'll also see:
City: Hamilton
Occupation: Realtor
Education: Graduate - Real Estate Institute
Well, we all know that you can trust a realtor, especially one with a degree from "The Real Estate Institute."
Anyway, Cincinnati, home of flying pigs on high pedestals, police murders of Blacks, the crusade against smut and Larry Flint (they get their smut across the river in morally-depraved Kentucky), the home of homophobia (see Maplethorpe), home (ironically) of "the REDS" (in the 50's they insisted the boys be called "the Redlegs") whose now-deceased owner revered her nazi memorabilia, has produced a fine representative in Courtney Combs.
Ironically, in trying to get a picture of this guy that would work with my blog software (sorry, I failed - hence the link above), pictures of Courtney Love modeling clothes half-off came up. She looks pretty dumb, but she couldn't be any dumber than our very own Courtney.
Well, getting to the point, the illustrious Mr. Combs recently made the front page of the Dispatch doing his duty to keep Ohio pure: he wants to make English Ohio's official language.
No xenophobia there. No racism there. No simple-minded "problem-solving" there. No! This is an action that would make the Board of Regents at any Institute of Higher (priced) Real Estate proud (would YOU want to live next door to someone who talks Mexican?).
Gosh ! What a great idea. Now if we can only make PIG-Latin the official language of the Ohio Legislature, all will be right with the world.
- Uke Man
1 Comments:
Hi Tom,
Now I do want to say I like the Flying Pigs! But what in the world could you expect from a man who belongs to a church named Saint Peter in Chains Church. I know I'm not religious, but that sounds like a church for masochists!! Sondra
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