Gay-Fundamentalist-Democrat Conspiracy Revealed
Golly Folks,
Have I ever been dumb !!
When I read the story today about Scott McClellan resigning “to spend more time with his family,” the truth crystallized in my head like a blood clot! The McClellan quarter slipped into my slot machine mind and the spinning wheels clicked into place – one – two – three - all Blazing 7's !! There it was; how could I have missed it?
While the Religious Right has been grinding away on “Family Values” and the "evils of homosexuality" - screeching like insane, moronic, vengeful vampires – all this time it’s just been a con, a put-up job, a charade. And, boy, has it succeeded!!
They suckered those poor, sappy Republicans! They really punked ‘em!
The crowning glory was pretending to be anti-gay / pro-Republican via all that multi-state hoopla over gay marriage, convincing the R’s that the key to their success was gay-bashing, and backing up their claim by having their savvy congregations pretend, so well, to be stiff-necked ignoramuses who couldn’t tell Jesus from Father Coughlin. Brilliant !! And it continues with the attacks on gay adoption (the icing on the cake).
Those poor, dumb Republicans don't have a clue. Soon, with so many of them getting out of politics “to spend more time with their families” (notice the “Family Values” there!) voters will feel foolish electing anyone with a family; that kind of person won’t stick with it; they'll leave you flat when you need them most!!! Of course they will - they’ve been Family-values brainwashed by such sly, religious, gay-loving folks as Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Franklin Graham, Ken Blackwell, and Rod Parsley – bless ‘em.
Yep. We are all well-advised to avoid family-type, sunshine patriot Republicans; but who’s left?
Well, single folks; better yet, single folks who can’t – under pain of law – get married or even adopt children !! folks who can never have a family of their own. Yep, the only sensible thing is to elect nothing but gays!!
And it gets worse for Republicans. Since only Democrats have ever shown the slightest respect toward gays, any unmarried Republican who tried to run as a gay would be laughed out of town.
Brilliant!!!
Before long gay Democrats will be running everything, the war will be over and the government can finally get around to caring about the real issues of regular folks (as well as raising the taxes on millionaires and bringing the oil companies to heel). Better yet, those long-suffering, dedicated thespians - Falwell, Robertson, Graham, Blackwell, and Parsley - can quit pretending and show true love for their fellow men, just as Jesus so eloquently taught.
Say, "Amen!"
- Uke Man
Have I ever been dumb !!
When I read the story today about Scott McClellan resigning “to spend more time with his family,” the truth crystallized in my head like a blood clot! The McClellan quarter slipped into my slot machine mind and the spinning wheels clicked into place – one – two – three - all Blazing 7's !! There it was; how could I have missed it?
While the Religious Right has been grinding away on “Family Values” and the "evils of homosexuality" - screeching like insane, moronic, vengeful vampires – all this time it’s just been a con, a put-up job, a charade. And, boy, has it succeeded!!
They suckered those poor, sappy Republicans! They really punked ‘em!
The crowning glory was pretending to be anti-gay / pro-Republican via all that multi-state hoopla over gay marriage, convincing the R’s that the key to their success was gay-bashing, and backing up their claim by having their savvy congregations pretend, so well, to be stiff-necked ignoramuses who couldn’t tell Jesus from Father Coughlin. Brilliant !! And it continues with the attacks on gay adoption (the icing on the cake).
Those poor, dumb Republicans don't have a clue. Soon, with so many of them getting out of politics “to spend more time with their families” (notice the “Family Values” there!) voters will feel foolish electing anyone with a family; that kind of person won’t stick with it; they'll leave you flat when you need them most!!! Of course they will - they’ve been Family-values brainwashed by such sly, religious, gay-loving folks as Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Franklin Graham, Ken Blackwell, and Rod Parsley – bless ‘em.
Yep. We are all well-advised to avoid family-type, sunshine patriot Republicans; but who’s left?
Well, single folks; better yet, single folks who can’t – under pain of law – get married or even adopt children !! folks who can never have a family of their own. Yep, the only sensible thing is to elect nothing but gays!!
And it gets worse for Republicans. Since only Democrats have ever shown the slightest respect toward gays, any unmarried Republican who tried to run as a gay would be laughed out of town.
Brilliant!!!
Before long gay Democrats will be running everything, the war will be over and the government can finally get around to caring about the real issues of regular folks (as well as raising the taxes on millionaires and bringing the oil companies to heel). Better yet, those long-suffering, dedicated thespians - Falwell, Robertson, Graham, Blackwell, and Parsley - can quit pretending and show true love for their fellow men, just as Jesus so eloquently taught.
Say, "Amen!"
- Uke Man
1 Comments:
Hi Tom,
Some interesting thoughts. Everyone wants to spend more time with the family. That's the mantra for all those who are being fired but must pretend they are leaving by choice. Wouldn't it be nice if things were actually going to change and be better for the world. I'm afraid I'm not very optimistic at this point in my life. Sondra
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