Yogi Berra Impersonator
Hey Folks,
You may have already enjoyed many of these - I have - but they never fail to make me smile. Unless I've misunderestimated you, I think you'll smile too!
- Uke Man (a ukethanks to John Locke)
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. "- George W. Bush
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that? one word is 'to be prepared'. "- George W. Bush
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." - George W. Bush
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world. "- George W. Bush
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - George W. Bush
" We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe."- George W. Bush
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - George W. Bush
"We are ready for unforeseen events that may or may not occur. "- George W. Bush
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."- George W. Bush
" Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." - George W. Bush
" It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. " - George W. Bush
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." - George W. Bush
You may have already enjoyed many of these - I have - but they never fail to make me smile. Unless I've misunderestimated you, I think you'll smile too!
- Uke Man (a ukethanks to John Locke)
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. "- George W. Bush
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that? one word is 'to be prepared'. "- George W. Bush
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." - George W. Bush
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world. "- George W. Bush
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - George W. Bush
" We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe."- George W. Bush
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - George W. Bush
"We are ready for unforeseen events that may or may not occur. "- George W. Bush
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."- George W. Bush
" Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." - George W. Bush
" It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. " - George W. Bush
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." - George W. Bush
1 Comments:
Hey Tom,
Where can I sign up to be part of the solar system? I have heard these all before but still found myself laughing out loud. If one doesn't laugh, one will cry to think this man is the president. Smiles from Sondra
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