Tuesday, November 29, 2005

A Cold Wind of Misery Indeed

The Snow Man

One must have a mind of winter
To regard the frost and the boughs
Of the pine-trees crusted with snow;

And have been cold a long time
To behold the junipers shagged with ice,
The spruces rough in the distant glitter

Of the January sun; and not to think
Of any misery in the sound of the wind,
In the sound of a few leaves,

Which is the sound of the land
Full of the same wind
That is blowing in the same bare place

For the listener, who listens in the snow,
And, nothing himself, beholds
Nothing that is not there and the nothing that is.


******************************** Wallace Stevens

Zakaria's paving stones on the road to success in Iraq

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Reply to Fareed Zakaria (Wash.Post/Newsweek) who urges "success" in Iraq

Dear Mr. Zakaria,

You and Thomas Friedman are just soooo positive and optimistic about our little war (Friedman particularly so). If only this or that or this or that happens, SOMETHING good (you called it “success”) will come of it, yes sir!!!

Well, whatever that “success” turns out to be (if indeed it ever turns out at all) you propose that it “will allow U.S. troops to return home having achieved something [you don’t say exactly what that something might be – sorry to be repetitive].”

As it stands now, over 2,000 U.S. soldiers won’t be able to “come home” under any circumstances, and your optimism will help enlarge that number as well as that of the (is it) 17,000 American troops who have been maimed, brained, ruined, hobbled, or otherwise wounded thus far.

It must be easier for you than for me to imagine a form of “success” that would compensate for what’s already happened, not to mention the continuing carnage that you describe as “improved.”

But then, if you ACTUALLY believe, that freedom, democracy, and the future of Iraqis are of the SLIGHTEST concern to Bush & Co., I guess you can believe anything.

- Uke Man

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Reply to David Brooks

Dear Mr. Brooks,

You wrote, “. . . because many Americans in the post-Vietnam era, especially those who dominate the culture, are uncomfortable with military valor. That’s partly because some people don’t want this war to seem like a heroic enterprise.”

Well, I guess you missed the point. The Vietnam War was NOT an heroic enterprise; hence the reluctance to honor the strength and prowess of its warriors.

When a war is not honorable, as with both the Vietnam War and our present “enterprise,” honoring our “warriors” for the strength and prowess of their unwarranted “assault” would be like applauding the strong and effective performance of a wife-beater.

All the unfortunate young Americans trapped in this “enterprise” – those who are killed, those who are wounded, and those who return safely home – probably showed courage in dealing with their predicament and certainly deserve our compassion, but they are NOT heroes; they are ALL victims.

Heroism derives from courage in an honorable cause.

- Uke Man





America’s war heroes are going unsung
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
DAVID BROOKS

Capt. Christopher Ieva comes from a military family. His grandfather won a Bronze Star in World War II and his father served during Vietnam. Throughout his boyhood in Brooklyn, N.Y., and then North Jersey, Ieva wanted to be a Marine.

On May 8, Ieva found himself leading a Marine assault in western Iraq. U.S. forces were in the midst of Operation Matador, an effort to clean out the insurgent safe havens in the towns along the Iraqi-Syrian border.
Ieva and his men were to help bridge the Euphrates River and attack insurgent strongholds to the north. But as they got to the river, they began taking mortar fire from the town of Ubaydi, about three-quarters of a mile away. Ieva’s superiors decided they wouldn’t cross the river that day; they would take Ubaydi.

Ieva crawled up to a hillside and, as he told me, surveyed the town "Civil War style." Ubaydi is a densely packed grid of concrete town houses in the middle of the desert.

Ieva decided to take two armored vehicles and, as a feint, make a flamboyant charge across the desert on the southwest corner of the town. Two platoons would flank around to the left and launch the main attack. Others would go off to the right to prevent the insurgents from escaping. It was a maneuver Ieva and his men had practiced each Friday after hikes.

Ieva’s armored vehicle took off across the desert, and he saw a blaze of muzzle flashes from the walls of the town ahead. The machine gun bullets made a constant "ding-dingding" as they hit his vehicle, and the rocket-propelled grenades made loud cracking noises.

As he approached the town, Ieva was looking into the back yards of the first row of duplexes. The two platoons on the left were coming in from the side. Those men had to sprint across 75 yards of open ground under fire to get to a protected building. "Aggressiveness and speed got them into the city," Ieva says.

From there, the Marines began house-to-house fighting. They would blast holes in the walls and charge in — as Ieva joked, like Starsky and Hutch — or they would climb roof to roof, throwing explosive devices into houses before they entered. Insurgent snipers were atop one building, but a bomb, timed to go off just above, killed them.

Ieva’s men came across a stronghold, where one of his men, Lawrence R. Philippon, was killed. At another stronghold, according to a gripping piece by Ellen Knickmeyer of The Washington Post, insurgents had built a crawl space; they lay on their backs and shot upwards through the floor with armor-piercing bullets at Marines who came through. The Marines needed five assaults and 500-pound bombs from an attack plane to destroy that house.

I don’t have space to describe how Ieva and the other Marines fought on that hot spring day, but by the end, about 75 insurgents had been killed and 17 captured.

Two points are worth making. After the Marines took Ubaydi, they didn’t have the troops to hold it, and it again became a terrorist safe haven. Over the past two weeks, the Marines have been back in Ubaydi for more bloody fighting. This time they have enough trained Iraqi forces to hold the area, but why weren’t there enough troops last spring? Every time you delve into the situation in Iraq, you come away with the phrase not enough troops ringing in your head, and I hope someday we will find out how this travesty came about.

Second, why aren’t there more stories about war heroes like Christopher Ieva? The casual courage he and his men displayed is awe-inspiring, but most Americans couldn’t name a single hero from this war. That’s because despite all the amazing things people are achieving in Iraq, we don’t tell their stories back here. That’s partly because many Americans in the post-Vietnam era, especially those who dominate the culture, are uncomfortable with military valor. That’s partly because some people don’t want this war to seem like a heroic enterprise. And it’s partly because many Americans are aloof from this whole conflict, and couldn’t tell you a thing about Operations Matador and Steel Curtain and the other major offensives.

Ieva, who is now serving at Camp Lejeune and has earned his own Bronze Star, has it right: "We’re always painted as victims. But we assaulted them." This is a culture that knows how to honor the casualties and the dead, but not the strength and prowess of its warriors.

David Brooks writes for The New York Times.
dabrooks@nytimes.com

Monday, November 28, 2005

Say, "Goodnight, Gracey; but not too loud. Someone is listening!"

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Odds & Ends

1. From Yahoo news:

Randy Dotinga

MONDAY, Nov. 28 (HealthDay News) -- The next time you walk by a group of teenagers surrounded by tobacco smoke, don't assume they're puffing away on Marlboros or Virginia Slims.

A new report finds that adolescents --including girls -- are turning to cigars in increasing numbers.

Why would any teen want to take that risk? Because fashions have changed, said Cristine Delnevo, an associate professor of public health at the University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey and co-author of a report in the December 2005 issue of the American Journal of Public Health.

Because of celebrity-backed advertisements, "the cigar industry (has) successfully marketed their products to adult women and adolescents of both sexes," she said.

Well, I’d like to know what Sigmund Freud thinks about all this; and what it means, if anything, about the chances of Bill Clinton running for a third term.

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2. Michael Isikoff says the government has Americans under surveillance.

“Agents placed the commune under surveillance and developed a political profile of the residents, discovering the owner of the house and his father "have posted statements on websites opposing the use of fossil fuels," one doc reads. Another says the owner had ties to a local chapter of Food Not Bombs, an "anarcho-vegan food distribution group." Among activities flagged in bureau docs: the father of the owner had conducted a "one man' daily protest" outside a Toyota office, was interviewed for an article called "Dude, Where's my Electric Car!?" and posted info on a Web site announcing "Stop Norway Whaling!" Critics say such info has been increasingly collected by agents since the then Attorney General John Ashcroft relaxed FBI guidelines in 2002.

Yep, if we don’t keep an eye on “anarcho-vegan food distributors,” women are liable to start sassing their husbands, thus contributing to the growing trend toward dog and donkey marriages (with men – not with each other [i.e. dogs and donkeys don’t normally find one another attractive {it’s conservative Republican office-holders and right-wing whackos that find the sensuality of dogs and donkeys to be both attractive and threatening}]).

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3. Walter Pincus of the Washington Post said, Sunday, November 27, 2005:

Pentagon Expanding Its Domestic Surveillance Activity - Fears of Post-9/11 Terrorism Spur Proposals for New Powers

The Defense Department has expanded its programs aimed at gathering and analyzing intelligence within the United States, creating new agencies, adding personnel and seeking additional legal authority for domestic security activities in the post-9/11 world.
The moves have taken place on several fronts. The White House is considering expanding the power of a little-known Pentagon agency called the Counterintelligence Field Activity, or CIFA, which was created three years ago. The proposal, made by a presidential commission, would transform CIFA from an office that coordinates Pentagon security efforts -- including protecting military facilities from attack -- to one that also has authority to investigate crimes within the United States such as treason, foreign or terrorist sabotage or even economic espionage.
The Pentagon has pushed legislation on Capitol Hill that would create an intelligence exception to the Privacy Act, allowing the FBI and others to share information gathered about U.S. citizens with the Pentagon, CIA and other intelligence agencies, as long as the data is deemed to be related to foreign intelligence. Backers say the measure is needed to strengthen investigations into terrorism or weapons of mass destruction.

Hey!! This sounds REALLY cool!!! Yeah!! I mean, I really want to get those lying, underhanded, un-American treasonous bastards!! The only trouble is that the ones who will undoubtedly be in charge of identifying those lying, underhanded, un-American treasonous bastards and "deeming" them to be related to foreign intelligence will be the very lying, underhanded, un-American treasonous bastards we need to eliminate.

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4. Citizens for Legitimate Government on 27 November 2005 reported:

Abuse worse than under Hussein, says Iraqi leader -

Allawi in damning indictment of new regime 27 Nov 2005 Human rights abuses in Iraq are now as bad as they were under Saddam Hussein and are even in danger of eclipsing his record, according to the country's first Prime Minister after the fall of Hussein's government. 'People are doing the same as [in] Saddam's time and worse,' Ayad Allawi told The Observer. 'It is an appropriate comparison. People are remembering the days of Saddam. These were the precise reasons that we fought Saddam and now we are seeing the same things.' ...'We are hearing about secret police, secret bunkers where people are being interrogated,' Allawi added. 'A lot of Iraqis are being tortured or killed in the course of interrogations...'

Hey! If we are working to do this in the USA (see above), what do we care about Iraq? It’s “democracy” damnit! We control the elections; so, we control who gets tortured (but we Don’t torture! We just "urge" with extreme prejudice – and we KNOW who hates America [ in Iraq AND here at home!!] - yessirdedoodydoo we do!).


5. Calif. Congressman Admits Taking Bribes


By ELLIOT SPAGAT, Associated Press Writer Mon Nov 28, 4:39 PM


SAN DIEGO - Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham, an eight-term congressman and hotshot Vietnam War fighter jock, pleaded guilty to graft and tearfully resigned Monday, admitting he took $2.4 million in bribes from defense contractors to steer business their way.
"The truth is I broke the law, concealed my conduct, and disgraced my office," the 63-year-old Republican said at a news conference. "I know that I will forfeit my freedom, my reputation, my worldly possessions, most importantly, the trust of my friends and family."
He could get up to 10 years in prison at sentencing Feb. 27 on federal charges of conspiracy to commit bribery and fraud, and tax evasion.
Investigators said Cunningham, a member of a House Appropriations subcommittee that controls defense dollars, secured contracts worth tens of millions of dollars for those who paid him off. Prosecutors did not identify the defense contractors.
Cunningham was charged in a case that grew out of an investigation into the sale of his home to a defense contractor at an inflated price.
The congressman had already announced in July — after the investigation became public — that he would not seek re-election next year. But until he entered his plea, he had insisted he had done nothing wrong.


This poor man. Obviously, those who have resented – all these years – Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham’s claim that his shit didn’t stink; and who have railed against his lifestyle as hedonistic, narcissistic, and venal would do ANYTHING to bring him down!

High Tragedy, a distraction from Homeland Security, and just one more indictment of our activist courts!!

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Well, I like this Odds & Ends thing!! We’ll have to have more!!

Peace!

- Uke Man






Sunday, November 27, 2005

Everyone? and All? Well, you'd think so, but I doubt it.

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Mark Twain's Yankee #5

Hey Folks,

I’ve been re-reading Mark Twain’s A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur’s Court and sharing pieces of Twain’s political commentary with you here (this is the 5th entry) .
His insights remain pertinent to this day. We haven’t changed much from Twain’s day – or from King Arthur’s, for that matter.



Chapter 13 – The Yankee’s take on the French Revolution:

Why, it was like reading about France and the French, before the ever-memorable and blessed Revolution, which swept a thousand years of such villainy away in one swift tidal wave of blood – one: a settlement of that hoary debt in the proportion of half a drop of blood for each hogshead of it that had been pressed by slow tortures out of that people in the weary stretch of ten centuries of wrong and shame and misery, the like of which was not to be mated but in hell. There were two “Reigns of Terror,” if we would but remember it and consider it: the one wrought murder in hot passion, the other in heartless cold blood; the one lasted mere months, the other had lasted a thousand years; the one inflicted death upon ten thousand persons, the other upon a hundred millions; but our shudders are all for the “horrors” of the minor Terror, the momentary Terror, so to speak; whereas, what is the horror of swift death by the axe, compared with life-long death from hunger, cold, insult, cruelty, and heart-break? What is swift death by lightning, compared with death by slow fire at the stake? A city cemetery could contain the coffins filled by that brief Terror which we have all been so diligently taught to shiver at and mourn over; but all France could hardly contain the coffins filled by that older and real Terror – that unspeakably bitter and awful Terror which none of us has been taught to see in its vastness or pity as it deserves.

The Recliner - The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything!

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the latest Uke Man poem

Rest in Peace

My reclining chair broke his hip last week,
And being as he was old and had seen better days
That was it.
No sense in reconstructive surgery.

Tuesday he goes to the curb,
To await the undertaker,
With nothing to look forward to but
the resurrection of the upholstery.

“Remember chair that thou art dust
and to dust thou shalt return.”

It hurts, what with all those years of intimacy,
To send him away, but what could I do?

I ache, in part, I guess, because
The older I get the more I’m a lazy boy too.

Maybe when my hip breaks,
My kids can get another Daddy at the store

And, come Tuesday, take me out to the curb.

Satan or Santa? 666? or 999? Thank you for shopping at WAL-MART!

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Uke Man Musings

Hey Folks,

Some of you may wonder why I commented below on Our Lady of Perpetual Rust. Am I sacrilegious (Webster: “2. gross irreverence toward a hallowed person, place, or thing”)? Might I be anti-Catholic? Insensitive? Ethnocentric? Xenophobic? Could I lack family values? Hate America? Love Satan? Am I severely cynical?

Well, the answers are, “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes!”

Mary is not crying. A STATUE is rusting. Mary is hallowed by millions of people. Concrete and re-bar are revered by thousands of architects and engineers. Even though I’ve heard some Protestants grouse that Catholics worship statues, any good Catholic knows that that is an unfounded slander – and that’s OFFICIAL! I know; the nuns taught me.

I can’t be anti-catholic. My Mom’s Catholic, and I love my Mom! And what’s to be anti-Catholic about? Most Catholic-haters are either psychos like the Koo Koo Klan or demented religious nuts who think the Pope is Satan. There are so many different religions to choose from; how does one determine it’s Catholics that need to be hated?

Either leave ‘em alone or hate ALL religions. This is America, for God’s sake!

And I’m NOT insensitive! If I were, pathetic lunacy like Our Lady of Perpetual Rust [OLoPR] wouldn’t get under my skin.. I wouldn’t be ranting on this blog. I’d be working on building a fantasy football team and dreaming of “March Madness.”

Maybe I’m just so caught up in my “western” ways that I can’t appreciate that “superstition” is a valuable aspect of other cultures – OLoPR, after all, IS doing her thing at the Vietnamese Catholic Martyrs Church. Perhaps I’m xenophobic and disrespecting some Vietnamese cultural reality. If only I were Vietnamese, I’d understand and appreciate the phenomenon.

Nope. Superstition is a HUMAN matter and is not restricted to any ethnicity or culture. One doesn’t need to be Vietnamese or Catholic or American to see Jesus in a piece of toast, Mary on a silo, Satan in the “Mr. Ed” theme, Allah’s name in a tire tread, Buddha in a twelve-year-old boy, or filth in “Louie, Louie.”* One just needs to be foolish.

As for family values, I learned values from my family; and I don’t need Silly Billy Bennett or Silly Billy O’Reilly to help straighten me out – standing on a ladder, those two morons wouldn’t come up to my Dad’s ankle.

The values I learned were those that fit pretty well with what we all were told America stood for. So, I don’t hate what America SAYS it stands for; I hate the reality that venal, self-serving monsters are making of America. And as for Satan or Santa – however you spell it – I don’t believe in either one, much less LOVE them.

But YES!! I AM cynical. Several people have defined a “cynic” as someone who sees the world as it is rather than how it’s supposed to be.

It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it.

- Uke Man

* Check out: http://www.xs4all.nl/~tdg/lyrics.html for the “Louie Louie” story.

Miraculous Toast

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Saturday, November 26, 2005

Our Lady of Perpetual Rust

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Why do they hate rationality?!!

By Golly!! It’s a sign!! Everyone whose head is made of concrete and re-bar had better squirt some oil in their ears because their brains are starting to rust!
p.s. If you love your mother, be careful not to step on a crack!!!! And don't forget to wear your copper bracelet and put your razor blades inside the pyramid!


SACRAMENTO, Calif. - Carrying rosary beads and cameras, the faithful have been coming in a steady stream to a church on the outskirts of Sacramento for a glimpse of what some are calling a miracle: A statue of the Virgin Mary they say has begun crying a substance that looks like blood.

It was first noticed more than a week ago, when a priest at the Vietnamese Catholic Martyrs Church spotted a stain on the statue's face and wiped it away. Before Mass on Nov. 20, people again noticed a reddish substance near the eyes of the white concrete statue outside the small church, said Ky Truong, 56, a parishioner.

Since then, Truong said he has been at the church day and night, so emotional he can't even work. He believes the tears are a sign.
"There's a big event in the future — earthquake, flood, a disease," Truong said. "We're very sad."

On Saturday, tables in front of the fenced-in statue were jammed with potted plants, bouquets of roses and candles. Some people prayed silently, while others sang hymns and hugged their children. An elderly woman in a wheelchair wept near the front of the crowd.

A red trail could be seen from the side of the statue's left eye to about halfway down the robe of concrete.

"I think that it's incredible. It's a miracle. Why is she doing it? Is it something bothering her?" asked Maria Vasquez, 35, who drove with her parents and three children from Stockton, about 50 miles south of Sacramento.

Thousands of such incidents are reported around the world each year, though many turn out to be hoaxes or natural phenomena.

The Diocese of Sacramento has so far not commented on the statue, and the two priests affiliated with the church did not return a telephone message Saturday.

The Rev. James Murphy, deacon of the diocese's mother church, the Cathedral of the Blessed Sacrament, said church leaders are always skeptical at first.

"For people individually seeing things through the eyes of faith, something like this can be meaningful. As for whether it is supernatural or a miracle, normally these incidences are not. Miracles are possible, of course," Murphy said. "The bishop is just waiting and seeing what happens. They will be moving very slowly."

But seeing the statue in person left no doubt for Martin Operario, 60, who drove about 100 miles from Hayward. He took photos to show to family and friends.

"I don't know how to express what I'm feeling," Operario said. "Since religion is the mother of believing, then I believe."

Nuns Anna Bui and Rosa Hoang, members of the Salesian Sisters of San Francisco, also made the trek Saturday. Whether the weeping statue is declared a miracle or not, they said, it is already doing good by awakening people to the faith and reminding them to pray.

"It's a call for us to change ourselves, to love one another," Hoang said.

Friday, November 25, 2005

The People of the World down on the Empire's Farm

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A Uke Man Rant

Down On the Farm

Chewing our cuds, rolling our eyes, lolling beneath cardboard, empty blue skies - indolent Holsteins! No shades of gray! We’re all black and white, baking cow pies all day; spewing volumes of methane - with no words to say.

And they milk us and breed us until one fine day when it’s time for the knacker to take us away, and then we are sausage and fed to their dogs, middle-class Holsteins (better off than the hogs who are slaughtered much sooner and eaten with pride by the fork-wielding Man who has Dog on his side).

Sure, they milk us and skin us and grind us up well, but forever that truth is forbidden to tell. Deny it, suppress it, hide it with stealth. Tell it to no one not even yourself.
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On rain-glazed white chickens so much can depend when the wheelbarrow red revolves once again, and hatches a prophet who demands that we speak, and sings out that courage is what we must seek! And prods us on to-it with the strength of his beak! Inherit the wind – not the earth – if you’re meek.

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Bovinish beatitudes, dairy farm platitudes - but Mr. Jones’ attitudes have Dog on their side.

Productivity’s up, supply and demand; “Supply more with less!” is Jones’s command. The Cow Jones Industrials and the Nazduck are grand; so shut up and kneel and give Dog a hand.

Pork bellies are up and Capital gains - while the manor-born feed on our bodies and brains. And Dog preaches on in his saccharine tones, speaking down to us from his pulpit of bones of the sweet, blessed oil that’s squeezed from our blood, as we “Moooo” our “Amen’s” and plod on through the mud.

We are the hollow cows, guts filled with straw! Cowardly lions eating collard greens - raw! Self-blinded fools marching into the maw of Dog and country and the Rule of Law. “Damn the torpedoes; full speed ahead; salute the flag or you too could be dead.” See not what they did; just hear what they said. Yeah, the blood’s on their hands, but the cost’s on our heads!

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On rain-glazed white chickens so much can depend when the wheelbarrow red comes round once again, and hatches a prophet who demands that we speak, and sings out that courage is what we must seek! And prods us on to-it with the strength of his beak!

So stand up and curse and – finally – speak! Spit out your cud; awake from the dream; banish the nightmare; and stand up an scream!

Banish the nightmare.
Awake from the dream.

Music Update

Hey Folks!

We’re working on the new CD (Eldorado), but it will be a while. Don’t give up; it’s in the works.

I’ll be playing solo a few times in the near future for various benefits:

Friday, December 2Victorians Midnight Café – “Folk the War!” 6:00-midnight
(don’t know when I’m going on)

Sunday, December 4 – Little Brothers – Mary Jo Kilroy benefit 6:00-9:00
(I’m up 6:35-7:05)

Saturday, December 17 – Monkeys Retreat – “Via Colori Celebration”
(evening – time TBA)

Maybe I’ll see you there!

- Uke Man

Backstage at Little Brothers

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Uke Man @ Victorians Midnight Cafe

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Thursday, November 24, 2005

Twain: Reality v. Well-worn Ruts

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Twain/Yankee #4

Hey Folks,

I’ve been re-reading Mark Twain’s A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur’s Court and sharing pieces of Twain’s political commentary with you here (this is the 4th entry) .
His insights remain pertinent to this day. We haven’t changed much from Twain’s day – or from King Arthur’s, for that matter.



Chapter 8 the Yankee recognizes a sad verity:

Inherited ideas are a curious thing, and interesting to observe and examine. I had mine, the king and his people had theirs. In both cases they flowed in ruts worn deep by time and habit, and the man who should have proposed to divert them by reason and argument would have had a long contract on his hands.

"God'll give ya the finger. Yes,sir!" - Pat Robertson

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See!!!

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Letter to the "Dispatch" on "Intelligent Design"

To the Editor,

Sometimes the proponents of “Intelligent design” are the best argument against it – as with recent letter-writer John Montgomery.

In this country one can believe in almost anything, and while that right isn’t necessarily well-protected in many “out-of-the-mainstream” areas, it certainly IS maintained when it comes to religion. I can establish “The Church of the Tooth Fairy” if I want, and all potential parishioners will be greeted with a smile.

If I’m made fun of because of my “crazy” religion, that is persecution and wrong. But if I insist on dental schools including the Tooth Fairy in its curriculum, resistance by professionals and others does not constitute persecution.

If we all truly were “intelligently designed,” we all would be able to differentiate between the “freedom of our religious belief” and the “freedom to impose our religious belief on others.” We would also be able to differentiate between “having our religious beliefs persecuted” and “having our desire to make others believe as we do thwarted.”

Some of us get it, and some of us don’t. Perhaps that indicates that some are more intelligently designed than others.

- Uke Man

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He hasn't been struck by lightning yet, but maybe Pat Robertson is busy in Pensylvania right now

Penn Jillette is the taller, louder half of the magic and comedy act Penn and Teller. He is a research fellow at the Cato Institute and has lectured at Oxford and MIT. Penn has co-authored three best-selling books and is executive producer of the documentary film The Aristocrats.
(the audio for this can be heard at: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5015557 )

“I'm not greedy. I have love, blue skies, rainbows, and Hallmark cards, and that has to be enough… It seems just rude to beg the invisible for more. ”


Morning Edition, November 21, 2005 ·

I believe that there is no God. I'm beyond Atheism. Atheism is not believing in God. Not believing in God is easy -- you can't prove a negative, so there's no work to do. You can't prove that there isn't an elephant inside the trunk of my car. You sure? How about now? Maybe he was just hiding before. Check again. Did I mention that my personal heartfelt definition of the word "elephant" includes mystery, order, goodness, love and a spare tire?

So, anyone with a love for truth outside of herself has to start with no belief in God and then look for evidence of God. She needs to search for some objective evidence of a supernatural power. All the people I write e-mails to often are still stuck at this searching stage. The Atheism part is easy.

But, this "This I Believe" thing seems to demand something more personal, some leap of faith that helps one see life's big picture, some rules to live by. So, I'm saying, "This I believe: I believe there is no God."

Having taken that step, it informs every moment of my life. I'm not greedy. I have love, blue skies, rainbows and Hallmark cards, and that has to be enough. It has to be enough, but it's everything in the world and everything in the world is plenty for me. It seems just rude to beg the invisible for more. Just the love of my family that raised me and the family I'm raising now is enough that I don't need heaven. I won the huge genetic lottery and I get joy every day.

Believing there's no God means I can't really be forgiven except by kindness and faulty memories. That's good; it makes me want to be more thoughtful. I have to try to treat people right the first time around.

Believing there's no God stops me from being solipsistic. I can read ideas from all different people from all different cultures. Without God, we can agree on reality, and I can keep learning where I'm wrong. We can all keep adjusting, so we can really communicate. I don't travel in circles where people say, "I have faith, I believe this in my heart and nothing you can say or do can shake my faith." That's just a long-winded religious way to say, "shut up," or another two words that the FCC likes less. But all obscenity is less insulting than, "How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do." So, believing there is no God lets me be proven wrong and that's always fun. It means I'm learning something.

Believing there is no God means the suffering I've seen in my family, and indeed all the suffering in the world, isn't caused by an omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent force that isn't bothered to help or is just testing us, but rather something we all may be able to help others with in the future. No God means the possibility of less suffering in the future.

Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-o and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have.

Penn & Teller defying gravity and the dominant paradigm

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Wednesday, November 23, 2005

"Gay marriage leads to wanting sex with cross-dressing donkeys, which may explain why I've been attracted to Joe Lieberman lately!"- Rick Santorum

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Let's Get Something Straight!

Ok, let’s get something straight.

First, we all know that Bush & Co. lied! We’ve known that for a long, long time. The neo-Coneheads wanted War with Iraq when Clinton (for god’s sake!!) was president. They worked for it then and more so when Bush was elected. They said they’d need another “Pearl Harbor” to sell their War to the American people. September 11 came along and they couldn’t stop talking about Pearl Harbor. You know all the shit they pulled: first excuse! Oh, doesn’t work – never mind. Second excuse! Oh, doesn’t work – never mind. On and on down the line until it eventually became “Saddam is a big jerk,” and they went to war (or, I should say, they sent our kids to their war).

We know all this (if we’ve been paying attention).

But!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Be careful. Of late we are hearing shit that we are likely to mistake for Thanksgiving dinner if we don’t step back and consider reality.

All I’m hearing/seeing/reading in the media is focused on an irrelevant pissing contest. The R’s and D’s are “playing” us again – with their own interests in mind.

The R’s want to cover their shit by NOT addressing it at all. The only thing they want to say is that the D’s voted FOR the war based on the same “intelligence” that motivated the R’s. As if, even if that were true, it means something in regard to what the hell is happening to us and the world.

It’s comparable to saying, “Well, we fucked up, but it’s OK because the Democrats fucked up too.” Thank you so much!! That’s a big help!! That’ll make every boo-boo go away, even better than Mommy’s kisses on the sore spot!

If you’re a regular visitor here, you probably are already aware of all that, but there’s an equally important point I’d like to share in case it hasn’t been as spectacularly obvious as the Republican shit being spread from sea to shining sea. It’s the Democrat shit!

Don’t buy this bull about the D’s supporting the war based on “faulty intelligence.” What crap! I’m just a tired, retired, old public school teacher; I’m no god-damned senator. I never earned in four years what they’re paid in one year (forget their perks, retirement, travel reimbursement, side deals, kick-backs, campaign funds, etc.).

I don’t have assistants running around to help me figure things out. I don’t have access to an army of bureaucrats who can fact check data for me. I don’t have “intelligence” reports that I can choose not to read (as has been reported in regard to Democratic legislators). STILL, I knew Bush was lying (or, if not lying, that he was a fucking moron egged on by fucking morons)! I knew Bush should have continued the sanctions rather than rushing to war! I knew a multitude of reasons why we should have held off going to war when we did, and I wrote to Joe Hallett of “The Columbus Dispatch” in February before the war started, and you can read my letter, published here on August 04, 05 (reposted directly below).

So, if I knew what the fuck was going on WITHOUT SEEING ANY “INTELLIGENCE,” where were the fucking Democrats???????????? Our goddamned “leaders.” The “champions of the little guy”? The ones in SO MUCH BETTER POSITION THAN I TO SEE BUSH’S SHIT??? Where the fuck WERE they!!!!

I’ll tell you where they were: sucking their thumbs in the bathroom wondering how in the world they were going to get re-elected; wondering about what they could do and what they could say, and how they could convince us that while, like George, they wanted to take over the world and serve the moneyed class, they still loved US more than the Republicans did; and that we, as a result, should vote for them.

They went along with Bush and fed us shit to explain their complicity. Now that it’s blown up in his face, they’re parsing their positions in a new and “improved” way, claiming they were duped by Dubya’s duplicity.

No way!

Both then and now, the D’s are fully responsible for their actions. They were not duped – they MOST CERTAINLY saw what was what, just as clearly as I did. The only difference is in how they and I chose to react to the situation. They took the easy way, the politic way, the way that seemed most likely to pay off by chumming the electorate..

Now that the people have awakened to the utter bullshit represented by the Cheney/neo-Conehead/ money-grubbing/America-rules-the-world imperialism that stoked the madness, the spineless Democrats are busy seeking face-saving postures to assume.

NOW, they’re against the war (but we can’t bring the troops home too soon). NOW they supported the war ONLY because they were fed faulty “intelligence”!

No! They actually CHOSE to play along with the “faulty intelligence” for two reasons:

1. They want U.S. hegemony too; they are, like the R’s, imperialists; and want economic leverage over the rest of the world in order to increase the wealth of their masters here at home (who are the R’s masters as well)

2. A stand on principle is out of the question since “principle” is not a reality to them. Their job is NOT to serve the people (the ostensible purpose of the Democratic party), but to maintain themselves at the expense of the people (but without our being aware of that).


Now that the R’s are finally catching hell from an awakening populace, the D’s have put their foot forward claiming to be misunderstood, misrepresented, and ready - NOW – to do the right thing (which, in actuality, is “the right thing” for them but not really much different than what we have now).

Having finally seen through the smoke of one set of charlatans (the R’s), we are expected to put our faith in a second set of self-serving liars (the D’s) who will ride that horse until it eventually drops and the R’s mount up again in their turn!

Watch out! Resist! Revolt! The world can’t wait! Don’t put your faith in clods who see us as nothing more than farm animals suitable for shearing generation after generation or – should it prove necessary – as suitably fattened for slaughter and sacrifice upon the holy altar of the dollar under the sacred auspices of the infallible marketplace.

- Uke Man

I'd rather have been wrong!!

Well, folks, I wrote this letter to "The Dispatch" in February 2003 before the war - no one listened. It just goes to show you that when the Bushwha[fu]ckers say they create their own reality, they mean it. It's sad sollace for me to say "I told you so." Worse, it makes me wonder if Twain wasn't right when he described humanity as "the damned human race."

- Uke Man

Dear Mr. Hallett,

As someone who finds your columns a pleasant addition to the “Dispatch” fare, I was disappointed when you wrote in support of a war against Iraq. Certainly, if your underlying points are valid, your conclusion is valid. However, I respectfully ask that you reconsider several of the supporting assumptions.

You quote Mike DeWine as saying that if left “unrestrained” Saddam will become more dangerous. If we accept that as true, why is war necessarily the only means of restraining him? Doesn’t it sound funny to say that the world’s one super power is incapable of “restraining” the dictator of a tiny, impoverished country short of massive, “preemptive” war that will definitely kill thousands of innocent people?

We have been patrolling and bombing half the country (“no-fly zones”) for years; we have inspectors scurrying across the rest of the landscape; other creative actions certainly could be invented ­ short of all-out war ­ and Saddam would be forced to allow
them, considering his present circumstances.

Even if we shouldn’t be dissuaded, as you suggest, from attacking simply because it will kill thousands of innocent people, shouldn’t we be dissuaded from such carnage UNTIL we have exhausted other means? It is beyond doubt that we will kill thousands of
innocents by our attack; it is much less certain that if we increase efforts to restrain Saddam he “will [nevertheless] cause the deaths of many more innocent
people than will be lost in an allied invasion.”

Why not give creative assertiveness a try?

The UN estimates that 500,000 Iraqis will be killed or wounded in the FIRST week of a US attack. Saddam hasn’t been gassing Kurds or initiating expansionist adventures for a while. Why not let those 500,000 folks live in peace a while longer while we try to use our heads to find a solution that will keep both “W” and Saddam from killing thousands of innocents? Can’t we always kill them later?

Your hope that Bush is agonizing over the certain death of thousands of innocent Iraqis speaks well of your character, but do you really think there is any serious hope that Bush actually cares in more than a perfunctory way? You quite accurately describe the president’s domestic agenda; he doesn’t seem to be agonizing over whether he is damaging the poor and middle class at the expense of the wealthy. He doesn’t seem to be agonizing over the incredible new and costly burden this war will inflict on the poor and middle class (whom he already demands pay a larger share of the tax burden) ­ even in the face of the already existing near-bankruptcy of the states. He doesn’t seem to be agonizing over maintaining the Social Security safety net or expanding medical care to the uninsured or the retired. To paraphrase what we often hear about Saddam, Bush is harming his OWN people; and he’s doing it proudly.

As for giving “the Middle East a chance to taste democracy,” do you feel secure in that estimate? You cite the president’s “insidious” attack on our own Bill of Rights; why should we believe he wants democracy for foreigners when he works to restrict the democracy of his own people (see Robyn Blumner’s Feb.17 column, among others)?

More telling is that every estimate of the cost of “nation building” in post-war Iraq predicts a lengthy and incredibly expensive expenditure of someone’s funds. Without allies, with a crumbling domestic economy, and with the eventual war/deficit-elicited inflation, what will become of, primarily, the poor and, secondarily, the middle class who will have to carry the freight?

Do you actually think Bush will bite the bullet to squeeze the necessary money out of regular folks (or, heaven forbid, the wealthy) to actually bring democracy to Iraq, or will he slough off democracy for a “quick fix” that gives the US hegemony at a cut-rate price without a new, democratic Iraq? Latest news indicates that AMERICANS will be running post-war Iraq for a long time, setting up a government and constitution the US (not Iraq) deems appropriate. What are we doing in Afghanistan to rebuild the country and establish democracy?

Beyond the cost of “building” democracy, what is it about a country created artificially by outsiders to encompass a certain area and three or more completely different antagonistic groups, two of which have been zealously ruled for years by the minority group; ­ what is it about that to make hawks so optimistic about good things happening easily, quickly, and cheaply; and what makes them believe that the vast majority of those in Iraq and the rest of the Muslim world will thank us for it? Sounds like a stretch to me.

You seem to dismiss Bush’s motives as irrelevant (i.e. no matter what they are, Saddam must go). Please reconsider. If Bush’s motives are what I believe them to be, his actions could severely harm both the US and the world, and far from saving lives, could lead to the deaths of many more, if not millions.

I believe that this push for war with Iraq comes out of an ideology that existed prior to 9-11. With the collapse of the Soviet Union, the US emerged as the sole super power, the only “big boy” on the block. Bush Sr., in his one term, talked about “a New World Order,” but was short-sheeted by Clinton’s victory.

During Clinton’s eight years it became clear that hawkish conservatives believed that Clinton was not vigorously enough using our newly unique position to spread our influence and control over the rest of the world’s countries, none of which could independently resist us. People, including Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Bill Cristal, and other hawks presently in or supportive of the present administration, complained that Clinton was not being aggressive enough in imposing American control around the globe. They called for, among other things, the invasion of Iraq.

This suggestion clearly preceded and had NO connection to 9-11 or terrorism.

More recently, Condoleezza Rice stated, “ The international system has been in flux since the collapse of Soviet power. Now it is possible ­indeed probable ­ that that transition is coming to an end. If that is right, then this is a period not just of grave danger but of enormous opportunity.”

Opportunity for what? A new world order with the US calling all the shots, and with terrorism (9-11) providing the excuse and the unquestionable justification.

We have the publicly announced Bush doctrine that we will let NO country get even close to our military might, and that we take unto ourselves the right to use “preemptive” war against anyone who starts to get close and even those who MIGHT EVENTUALLY cause us problems. We reserve this right regardless of what anyone else thinks. As Rumsfeld said, “The mission determines the coalition,” and we keep hearing that they will go it alone if need be.

We have placed ourselves above international law, including such long-standing agreements as the Geneva conventions. We are ignoring and even bullying our historic allies. The “Dispatch” editorial “Pierre contraire” (Feb.16) on the page previous to your
column echoes my point. If you re-read it, I think you will agree that it essentially argues that the US is the only super power and that France’s views and interests are no longer relevant; that France should fall into line behind American interests rather than its own (which would make France irrelevant if it weren’t already irrelevant); and that France, ­ if by some weird chance it really isn’t already irrelevant, will soon be MADE irrelevant for not surrendering its sovereignty to us. Sounds a little like double talk to me.

I realize that you don’t write these editorials, but I’m not surprised that SOMEONE at the “Dispatch” thinks just like Bush about slapping down anyone resisting the establishment of broader and stronger US hegemony around the world.

Nevertheless, if I am correct about Bush’s motives, then these motives DO weigh heavily upon our consideration of a possible war. These motives are dishonorable, antagonistic, aggressive, selfish, counterproductive (for the vast majority of Americans), disruptive , dangerous, immoral, destructive, and blatantly counter to all that we who grew up patriotically understand America to represent.

We selectively use international laws and institutions when it serves our agenda and totally dismiss them when THAT serves us. For example, we claim the right to attack Iraq because Saddam has gone against UN rules, and at the same time brag that if the UN doesn’t OK our war, WE’ll disobey UN rules and have a war anyway. Everyone and everything must kowtow to the mighty superpower.

Beyond the hypocrisy, stands the danger of disaster. If one asks, “What is the most we will gain from this?” even the most optimistic answer pales in comparison to what we could lose. We WILL lose troops and capital in the war. We will vastly increase federal deficits, which will, inevitably, result in cuts to the safety net for our neediest citizens and
in reduced help for hard-pressed cities and states. We will disrupt the flow of oil, which will either negatively affect commerce by higher prices or reduce our strategic reserves, or both. We will aid in the recruitment of terrorists dedicated to raining death upon Americans. We will further restrict our own people’s access to the Bill of Rights. We will increase the unjust harassment, investigation, and arrest of innocent citizens and immigrants. We will become a nation overcome by fear and intimidation. We will likely spawn a new McCarthyism aimed at “terrorists” instead of Communists.

In more concrete terms, this untimely war could result in the overthrow by hard-line Muslim fundamentalists of one or more of our “client” states in the Middle East, and to a general hatred for the US on the part of Muslim citizens in all Arab states. It could lead to new resolve on the part of demagogic Arab leaders to use the destruction of our ally
Israel as a rallying call for their own power grab.

Most frighteningly, it could lead to a fundamentalist overthrow of the shaky Pakistani government, which ALREADY possesses nuclear weapons and the missiles to
deliver them. As a result, the nuclear capability we feared Saddam would EVENTUALLY obtain would fall IMMEDIATELY into the hands of a government that hates us.

Then there’s always North Korea sitting there threatening to ignite the holocaust, believing, as who can blame them, that Bush is willing to go to any extreme to bring everyone, Iraq, Iran, North Korea, even the American people to heel.

The possibility of a self-initiated Armageddon, more than anything else argues for lengthy further attempts at finding a solution short of preemptive war. Glib assurances from a war-minded clique that all will go smoothly, quickly, and well are not enough for me. As I said, why not wait? We can always kill Iraqi men, women, and children later if we need to.

If we go to war now and, counter to assurances, killer vultures come home to roost, it will be too late for Iraqis and too late for us.


Yours - Tom Harker 2-21-03

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Audio version of "You Can't Get There From Here" (below)

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"Container!!!"

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"the MEAD!!!"

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"No, you can't get there from here!"

I moved to Circleville twenty-seven years ago to teach eighth graders and soon learned that the west side of town often smelled funny. Occasionally while driving down Scioto Street, I’d get a whiff.

My students filled me in: “It’s ‘Container!!’ ” they’d say.

Of course!!

I hadn’t noticed it before, but there - on the next street over –perpetually spewing its industrial pheromones, was a paper mill !!

“How sad,” I remember thinking. Here were these delightful, century-old, Scioto Street houses masquerading as low and decrepit rentals for the nasally impaired.

Oddly, every time I shared this thought with any established resident of the town, I was assured that the children and I were wrong!

No!! It wasn’t “Container”! No.
It was “the Mead”!

Now the Mead is a much larger paper mill in a town twenty miles to the south, and it seemed to me an unlikely explanation. My uncle runs a drugstore in the shadow of “the Mead”; so, I’ve smelled it, and it DOES fit the same stink-profile. But still!! Why would industrial flatulence from such a distance smell worse than cheese cut next door?

Furthermore, why would a stink wafted to Circleville from such a great distance always land ONLY on that small section of town near our OWN paper plant?

It was all very strange, but invariably those in the know – including patriarchs, celebrities, and officials – insisted: “No, no!! It ISN’T ‘Container’!! It’s ‘the Mead’ !”

For some time I didn’t know what to think.

* * * *

Now, the school where I taught is just a few blocks east of Scioto Street, and from the second story where I supervised the large study hall, “Container’s” stack is on prominent display.

On one very warm day with the windows wide, it happened that the breeze guiding the plant’s thick smoke to the west shifted and started it our way.

THAT jolted me out of any pedagogical considerations and filled me with dread. I felt as if transported through time into the trenches of Europe to gaze across no-man’s land as a menacing fog crawled toward us under a blazing sun and an azure sky.

I considered sounding the alarm, “Close the windows!” but didn’t. We would bravely meet our fate. Hadn’t those in authority given assurances; multiple, definitive, even vehement assurances; that No! It’s not “Container”! It’s “the Mead” ?

I tried to keep the children occupied. Fortunately, they were seated with their backs to the assault and blessedly oblivious. I, on the other hand, couldn’t take my eyes off the ominous worm.

Inexorably, it pushed itself forward. Close . . . closer . . . closer - until at last it poured over the sill and was upon us.

It WAS upon us! so was its stench! And it wreaked! BUT . . .

It WASN’T “the Mead”!
It was “CONTAINER”! By God, it WAS "Container"!

And that was that, plain and simple!

* * * *


Oddly enough, though, every time I shared my extraordinary experience with citizens, I was again assured that the children and I were wrong!

No!! It WASN’T Container! No!
It was “the Mead”!
It WAS “the Mead”!

and that was that!

* * * *

What can I say?
Such is life,
I guess.

* * * *



Epilogue:

In recent years, in accordance with the business slogan, “America, love it or leave it”; Container abandoned its smoke stack (and the town) for greater profit elsewhere. This caused the local economy some pain, but at least Scioto Street doesn’t smell anymore; it quit stinking when the plant shut down.

* * * *

Oddly though, even now -- whenever I get tipsy enough to forget myself and go to grinning and bragging about how, at last, it is so perfectly obvious that “Container” DID (for God’s sake!!) stink! And that when it left town, it took its stink with it – even now -- even now - I invariably hear:

“No!! no!! the smell isn’t gone because ‘Container’ left !! No!

‘the Mead’ just put in a taller smokestack!”

"Container"!!!

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"the MEAD!!!!"

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One Twisted Dick!!

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The Dick Behind the President

The Boston Globe

Deconstructing Cheney
By James Carroll November 7, 2005

THE INDICTMENT of the vice president's chief of staff for perjury and obstruction of justice is an occasion to consider just how damaging the long public career of Richard Cheney has been to the United States. He began as a political scientist devoted to caring for the elbow of Donald Rumsfeld. As a congressman, Rumsfeld had reliably voted against programs to help the nation's poor, so (as I recalled in reading James Mann's ''Rise of the Vulcans") it was with more than usual cynicism that Richard Nixon appointed him head of the Office of Economic Opportunity, the antipoverty agency. Rumsfeld named Cheney as his deputy, and the two set out to gut the program-- the beginning of the Republican rollback of the Great Society, what we saw in New Orleans this fall.

When Rumsfeld became Gerald Ford's White House chief of staff, he again tapped Cheney as his deputy. Now they set out to destroy detente, the fragile new relationship between the United States and the Soviet Union. Dismissing detente as moral relativism, Cheney so believed in Cold War bipolarity that when it began to melt in the late 1980s, he tried to refreeze it. As George H.W. Bush's secretary of defense, Cheney was key to America's refusal to accommodate the hopeful new spirit of the age. Violence was in retreat, with peace breaking out across the globe, from the Philippines to South Africa, Ireland, the Middle East, and Central America. When the Berlin Wall fell in 1989, Cheney forged America's response -- which was, little over a month later, to wage an illegal war against Panama.

As Mikhail Gorbachev presided over the nonviolent dismantling of the Soviet Union, Cheney warned Bush not to trust it. When the justification for the huge military machine over which Cheney presided disappeared, he leapt on the next casus belli -- Saddam Hussein's invasion of Kuwait. Hussein, a former ally, was now Hitler.

Against Cheney's own uniformed advisers (notably including Joint Chiefs Chairman Colin Powell), he forged Washington's choice of violence over diplomacy. The first Gulf War, remembered by Americans as justified, was in fact an unnecessary affirmation of military might as the ground of international order, just as an historic alternative was opening up. US responses in that period, mainly shaped by Cheney, stand in stark contrast to Gorbachev's, who, refusing to call on military might even to save the Soviet Union, was ordering his soldiers back to their barracks. The unsentimental Cheney, eschewing human rights rhetoric, was explicit in defining America's Gulf War interest as all about oil. (The oil industry having made Cheney rich.) Cheney's initiatives, more than any other's, defined the insult to the Arab world that spawned Al Qaeda.

With all of this as prelude, it seems as tragic as it was inevitable that Cheney was behind the wheel again when the next fork in the road appeared before the nation. When the World Trade Center towers were hit in New York, it was Cheney who told a shaken President Bush to flee. The true nature of their relationship (Cheney, not Bush, having shaped the national security team; Cheney, not Bush, having appointed himself as vice president) showed itself for a moment.

The 9/11 Commission found that, from the White House situation room, Cheney warned the president that a ''specific threat" had targeted Air Force One, prompting Bush to spend the day hiding in the bunker at Offut Air Force Base in Nebraska. There was no specific threat. In Bush's absence, Cheney, implying an authorizing telephone call from the president, took command of the nation's response to the crisis. There was no authorizing telephone call. The 9/11 Commission declined to make an issue of Cheney's usurpation of powers, but the record shows it.

At world-shaping moments across a generation, Cheney reacted with an instinctive, This is war! He helped turn the War on Poverty into a war on the poor. He helped keep the Cold War going longer than it had to, and when it ended (because of initiatives taken by the other side), Cheney refused to believe it. To keep the US war machine up and running, he found a new justification just in time. With Gulf War I, Cheney ignited Osama bin Laden's burning purpose. Responding to 9/11, Cheney fulfilled bin Laden's purpose by joining him in the war-of-civilizations. Iraq, therefore (including the prewar deceit for which Scooter Libby takes the fall), is simply the last link in the chain of disaster which is the public career of Richard Cheney.

James Carroll's column appears regularly in the Globe.

Dick riding "Scooter"

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Monday, November 21, 2005

Poem - by Uke Man, in memory of Uncle Joe, Bill, Mom, and, now, Jeff too.


1999



At the hospital
I helped Mom down the long hallway
to the last room at the end.

"The Price Is Right!" was on
and Uncle Joe was the next contestant.

He didn't hear our
hello's
so I began to peel an orange
for the rest of us.

Just then
(before Bob Barker was ready)
Uncle Joe selected
the Showcase behind the final curtain
and left us there alone . . .

waiting for Don Pardo
to tell us what he'd won.

Mark Twain - "inherited ideas"

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TWAIN # 4

Chapter 8 – the Yankee recognizes a sad verity:

Inherited ideas are a curious thing, and interesting to observe and examine. I had mine, the king and his people had theirs. In both cases they flowed in ruts worn deep by time and habit, and the man who should have proposed to divert them by reason and argument would have had a long contract on his hands.

Mark Twain III

Hey Folks,

I’ve been re-reading Mark Twain’s A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur’s Court and sharing pieces of Twain’s political commentary with you here (this is the 3rd entry) .

His insights remain pertinent to this day. We haven’t changed much from Twain’s day – or from King Arthur’s, for that matter.

- Uke Man


Chapter 8the Yankee describes the Arthurian proletariat:

The most of King Arthur’s British nation were slaves . . . and the rest were slaves in fact, but without the name; they imagined themselves men and freemen, and called themselves so. The truth was, the nation as a body was in the world for one object, and one only: to grovel before king and Church and noble; to slave for them, sweat blood for them, starve that they might be fed, work that they might play, drink misery to the dregs that they might be happy, go naked that they might wear silks and jewels, pay taxes that they might be spared from paying them, be familiar all their lives with the degrading language and postures of adulation that they might walk in pride and think themselves the gods of this world.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

I hope you have much to be thankful for! - Uke Man

Don't be a Turkey!!

Have some holiday fun!!!

Click here:
http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=0183913358

Come to the Dork Side !!!

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Poem -


****Empire****

Death & Destruction
are under construction.

The obligation
of this Great Nation

quite clearly, then,
is obfuscation.

* * *

Attention!!!

* * *
You are approaching the end
of the moving sidewalk.

Watch your step . . .
as you leave the moving sidewalk.



- Uke Man

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Twain and the Yankee

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Mark Twain

Hey Folks -

I’ve been re-reading Mark Twain’s A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur’s Court and sharing pieces of his political commentary with you here (this is the 2nd entry) .
Twain's insights remain pertinent to this day. We haven’t changed much from his day – or from King Arthur’s, for that matter.


Chapter 8 – the Yankee reflects on the self-destructive gullibility of the populace:

Well, it was a curious country, and full of interest. And the people! They were the quaintest and simplest and trustingest race; why they were nothing but rabbits. It was pitiful for a person born in a wholesome free atmosphere to listen to their humble and hearty outpourings of loyalty toward their king and Church and nobility: as if they had any more occasion to love and honor king and Church and noble than a slave has to love and honor the lash, or a dog has to love and honor the stranger that kicks him! Why, dear me, any kind of royalty, howsoever modified, any kind of aristocracy, however pruned, is rightly an insult; but if you are born and brought up under that sort of arrangement you probably never find it out for yourself, and don’t believe it when somebody else tells you.

Phuck Phox !

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Actual Headline in the "Circleville Herald": "Dick Promoted to Major General"

For some time I've considered constructing a "FUCK" sign – a sandwich board I could wear as I stumble around the city – particularly around our distinguished Capitol building.

At the top of the boards, front and back, it would say "FUCK" in large letters. Below would be two cup hooks suitable for hanging that day's victim - e.g. "Kkkarl Rove," "the Factor," "Homophobes," etc.

I’ve held back in the belief that although "FUCK" signs are actually legal, the cops would "FUCK" with me anyway (think of the children!!!!!!).

I think, though, that if I change the word to "FCUK" or "PHUCK," Columbus’s Finest - who can explain it? - wouldn't FUCK, FCUK, or PHUCK with me.

Oh, the glorious human race!!!

You can talk on TV and radio about your friend "Dick," but you can't call him "a dick."

Hence designer clothes labeled "Duckhead."

- Uke Man

Friday, November 18, 2005

Not just a Funny Guy!

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Mark Twain

Hey Folks,

I’ve started re-reading Mark Twain’s A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur’s Court, and thought it might be fun to share pieces of Twain’s political commentary with you here – periodically - as I read through it.

Many Americans aren’t aware that their beloved humorist was also an angry socialist. Yep! and he had a lot of good things to say about the human experience. His insights remain pertinent to this day. We haven’t changed much from Twain’s day – or from King Arthur’s, for that matter.

If you haven’t read the book, you should. Maybe my periodic selections will lead you to experience “the longest sustained invective in the English language.”

- Uke Man


Chapter 5 - with the Yankee in prison working to get out:

Presently this thought occurred to me: how heedless I have been! when the boy gets calm, he will wonder why a great magician like me should have begged a boy like him to help me get out of this place; he will put this and that together, and will see that I am a humbug.

I worried over that heedless blunder for an hour, and called myself a great many hard names, meantime. But finally it occurred to me all of a sudden that these animals didn’t reason; that they never put this and that together; that all their talk showed that they didn’t know a discrepancy when they saw it.

I know you are, but what are you?

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I Know They Are, but What Are We ?

The West agonizes over suicide bombing.

Anne Applebaum of the Washington Post recently wrote a column devoted to figuring it out and putting an end to it. Here are some excerpts:

[Over the last] four years, our explanations of what motivates suicide bombers haven’t grown any simpler. Certainly the old stereotype of a suicide bomber as someone ill-educated or illiterate was shattered by the life story of Mohamed Atta . . .The notion that all suicide bombers are victims of poverty has been overturned, too: One of the London bus bombers drove a Mercedes.

Even the cartoon image of the religious fanatic, the crazed young man convinced that he will be welcomed in heaven by a bevy of beautiful virgins, has fallen by the wayside. [Sajida] Rishawi is not the first woman to go this route. Ayat Akhras, an 18-year-old Palestinian girl, detonated an explosive belt at the entrance to a Jerusalem supermarket in 2002. Akhras was not only young and female, she also was relatively secular, on good terms with her family and engaged to be married.

Nor does trauma provide a satisfying explanation. [Regardless of trauma, most Iraqi women] would be horrified by the thought of murdering a group of strangers.

Most broader studies of suicide bombers have come to the same baffling conclusions. Many are wealthy and well-educated. Few are obviously depressed or mentally ill. While most are devoted to a cause, that cause is more likely to be national than religious, and even more likely to involve an injured sense of family or personal honor.

suicide bombers are harder to deter than ordinary criminals. Normal punishments don’t work. Normal prevention doesn’t work, either.

There is a solution, but it isn’t one that can be applied by the American military or even the Jordanian police. To stop the Rishawis of the future, her community — her family, her compatriots, the Jordanians marching in the streets last week — must change the culture that celebrates self-immolation and that sick form of honor and pride. It is the only lasting deterrent. (
applebaumanne@washpost.com )

Well, I’m against suicide bombers and killing men, women, and children; and I’m against nationalistic antagonism and cultures that celebrate killing and cultivate sick forms of honor and pride.

I get the feeling, though, that Applebaum agonizes much more over such things in the Middle East than she does here. We can always see others better than we can see ourselves.

The only real difference between our military behavior and that of suicide bombers is that we send our young people out to play Russian Roulette, and they send theirs out with every chamber loaded.

They kill “innocent” people knowingly; we kill “innocent” people “accidentally” (but we KNOW we are going to do it). Our culture supports sending kids off to (possibly) die (we KNOW many will); they send kids off to (definitely) die (a few don't). And our culture glorifies this macho game of chance via a sick form of honor and pride – just as Applebaum says theirs does.

Applebaum says their culture needs to change.

Amen!
But it’s not the only one.

Our communities — our families -- our compatriots -- Americans of all stripes — must also change a self-defeating culture that finds a sick pride and honor in murdering groups of strangers in a distant land.

- Uke Man

Thursday, November 17, 2005

The infamous (fats) DOMINO THEORY:only War on Poverty will stop Satan from invading Virginia via N'Orleans to emasculate Pat Robertson

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If you say nonsense often enough, morons will believe it and even present it as wisdom

On November 17th, 2005 Anthony L. of Nerk, Ahia wrote this letter to the Columbus Dispatch :

Draft-dodging boxer doesn’t deserve award

I think President Bush awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Muhammad Ali is a slap in the face of all veterans. Ali is one of the most notorious draft dodgers of all time [that should be: “THE greatest of ALL TIME, Cosell!”] . When duty called, Ali turned his back on his country.

It is particularly galling at a time when American troops are being sent to Iraq to die for their country. What’s next, Mr. President? Are you going to award medals to war protesters?

Isn’t it ironic that they wouldn’t have the right to protest if veterans hadn’t fought for it?

Service, not revolt, should be rewarded. Bush should apologize to all of us who proudly served.


Anthony L.
Nerk


* * * * * * Opinion survey –

circle A (“Agree”) or D (“Disagree”) for each statement below.


A - D - Tony can spell “irony” but he can’t smell “irony.”

A - D - Tony’s ire has nothing to do with Ali’s being black or Muslim.

A - D - Bush “served” honorably (& got his teeth fixed in the process); Ali “dodged”

A - D - Bush should NOT apologize to veterans for honoring Ali since it wasn’t even his idea. He gave the award at the suggestion of Kkkarl Rove, and solely for political reasons (i.e. to “chum” African Americans). Respect the office!! Damn-it!!

A - D - Tony’s comment thatAmerican troops are being sent to Iraq to die for their countryis particularly apt.

A - D - If veterans who “served to protect our rights,” are against honoring protesters who exercise those rights, they must have served to protect SOME of our rights.

A - D - The veterans of the Revolutionary War fought to establish the right of women, propertyless white men, and slaves to vote.

A - D - Veterans of the War of 1812 fought to protect our rights against England, where no one is allowed to vote.

A - D - Veterans of Little Big Horn fought and died (all of them) to protect our right to abrogate any treaty – even if the ink is not yet dry - if gold is discovered on a reservation.

A - D - Veterans of the Confederate army served to protect our right to own people whom we can force to pick cotton (their failed effort lead to today’s need for ever more illegal aliens whom we can force to pick cucumbers).

A - D - The Mexican American war veterans fought to ensure that ignorant white people could inhabit and run that part of Mexico now known as Texas.

A - D - Veterans of the Spanish American War protected the freedom of the presses - Hearst’s and Pullitzer’s presses.

A - D - Veterans of the Philippine-American war protected our right to vote absentee from as far away as the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

A - D - World War I was a gas!!

A - D - WW I veterans fought to make the world safe for democracy.

A - D - Because WW I vets fought to protect our right to protest, no one (not even Eugene V. Debs) was persecuted for opposing the war.

A - D - Say what you want about Hitler and WW II, but good Nazis didn’t “turn their backs on their country.”

A - D - The Korean War doesn’t count. It was a “Police Action”fought to keep godless Koreans from invading us via Mexico.

A - D - In Vietnam, American soldiers fought and 58,226 died (153,303 wounded) to keep godless Vietnamese from invading us via Mexico to play "dominoes" and take jobs “Americans don’t want.”

A - D - In Panama and Granada, veterans fought to preserve our right to honor Teddy Roosevelt on Mt. Rushmore (until we can replace him with the Gipper).

A - D - In Iraq I & II, veterans fought because they know, as Calvin Coolidge said, “What’s good for Halliburton is good for America! "

A - D - Had the armed forces only known that at a recent anti-war protest in Miami out-of-control police were beating, gassing, and firing upon peaceful, middle-class, middle-aged, unionized, protesters (who had a permit from the city); they would have arrested the police to – as is their tradition – protect our right to protest.

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OK, Folks!

Now just print out this entire posting, fill in your answers, and send it to:

Letters to the Editor
The Dispatch
34 S. 3rd Street
Columbus, Ohio 43215

It will only cost you 37 cents at your evil, neighborhood, socialistic, godless Post Office.

- Uke Man

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

"And That's the Truth" L.D. Silver, Poet Laureate of Scamgeria

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Letter to Scamgeria

Hey Folks,

If you’re like me, everyday you get one or more bogus e-mails like this one:

Hello dumb-shit rich American friend who doesn't know me!

Please to send some of your very-available money so I will gladly share $250,000,000.00 (or more, probably) dollars (U.S. cuurency) with YOU (may God wish!!)!

Your friend - Gotblls Tosaeschsht
vice-nephew of Ihoptoo Phokkue

Governor-in-absentia
Meegottaplan province

Scamgeria


Tired of it?

Tired of just dumping it to “Trash”?

Well, turn the tables!! Here’s an “All Purpose Reply.” Just cut/paste and save it. Fill in the blanks, choose “ex-husband” or “ex-wife,” and every time some internet entre-manure sends you some shit, ship some back!!!

Glad to be of service!!!

- Uke Man





Dear ______________,

I am extremely excited by the information you have shared with me. It is a miracle that out of all the world your correspondence should come my way! As it happens I find myself particularly suited to being of help to you in solving the difficulty you face.

You see I have recently won the three-state “Mega-bucks” lottery and will soon be the recipient of $313,000,000.00 (U.S. currency). Upon receipt of my winnings I will forward to you whatever you require to resolve your difficult situation.

Unfortunately my ex-wife/husband [pick one] has interfered in the process, claiming the right to part of my winnings. I have consulted a lawyer, and he assures me that this will not be a problem, and that after some perfunctory legal maneuvers the jackpot will be turned over in its entirety to me. I need only $2,000.00 (U.S. currency) to officially retain my legal counsel and retrieve my prize money.

I know how important your cause is, and I know also that a person of your status laughs at raising the insignificant amount my lawyer requires. I, unfortunately, am of the lowly working class and am often unable to pay even my basic utility bills.

Still, I think we can help one another. Simply forward me the small amount I need, and within weeks of its receipt my windfall will be achieved. I, in turn, will immediately provide whatever it takes to correct the injustice you face.

Yours truly,

_____________

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Inhuman Capitalist

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Inhuman Capitalists

In his recent column on education (see below), David Brooks says that “If we want to keep up with the Chinese and the Indians, we’ve got to develop our human capital.”

He’s half right: the “human” part.

He correctly points out that “The No Child Left Behind law treats students as skill-acquiring cogs in an economic wheel and the results have been disappointing” and that “These programs are not designed for the way people really are.”

Good for D.B. on the “humanity” front!!

But then there’s the unfortunate in-corporate-ation of “capital” into the formula.

Capitalists accumulate capital and see workers as a commodity, a cog in an economic wheel, and it seems pretty obvious that Brooks’ plan changes none of this.

The “human” part is negated by the “capital” part. Brooks is simply suggesting a “better” plan for providing capitalists with more efficient cogs. In other words, the plan’s focus, like earlier plans Brooks criticizes, focuses NOT on the “humanity” and well-being of working people (although conservatives ALWAYS argue that helping the wealthy A LOT will help the rest of us A LITTLE); but focuses (what else is new) on a better way for the few to maintain and increase their wealth.

Thus, Brooks’ plan contains the same flaw that has caused earlier programs to go nowhere. It is not designed for the way people really are, but for the way capitalists would like them to be.

Education “reform” won’t work until we care more about humanity than capital.

- Uke Man

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Education reform won’t work until we take human factor into account
Tuesday, November 15, 2005

DAVID BROOKS

Help! I’m turning into the "plastics" guy from The Graduate. I’m pulling people aside at parties and whispering that if they want to understand the future, it’s just two words: human capital.

If we want to keep up with the Chinese and the Indians, we’ve got to develop our human capital. If we want to remain a just, fluid society: human capital. If we want to head off underclass riots: human capital.

As people drift away from me at these parties by pretending to recognize long-lost friends across the room, I’m convinced that they don’t really understand what human capital is.

Most people think of human capital the way economists and policymakers do — as the skills and knowledge people need to get jobs and thrive in a modern economy. When President Bush proposed his big education reform, he insisted on tests to measure skills and knowledge. When commissions issue reports, they call for longer school years, revamped curriculums and more funds so teachers can transmit skills and knowledge.

But skills and knowledge — the stuff you can measure with tests — are the most superficial components of human capital. Education reforms have generally failed because they try to improve the skills of students without addressing the underlying components of human capital.

These underlying components are hard to measure and uncomfortable to talk about, but they are the foundation of everything that follows.

There’s cultural capital: the habits, assumptions, emotional dispositions and linguistic capacities we unconsciously pick up from families, neighbors and ethnic groups, usually by age 3. In a classic study, sociologist James S. Coleman found that what happens in the family shapes a child’s educational achievement more than what happens in school. In more recent research, economists James Heckman and Pedro Carneiro found that "most of the gaps in college attendance and delay are determined by early family factors."

There’s social capital: the knowledge of how to behave in groups and within institutions. This can mean, for example, knowing what to do if your community college loses your transcript. Or it can mean knowing the basic rules of politeness. The University of North Carolina now offers seminars to poorer students so they’ll know how to behave in restaurants.

There’s moral capital: the ability to be trustworthy. Students who drop out of high school but later earn a general equivalency diploma tend to be smarter than other high-school dropouts. But their lifetime wages tend to be no higher than they are for those with no diplomas. That’s because many people who pass the GED are less organized and less dependable than their less-educated peers — as employers soon discover. Brains and skills don’t matter if you don’t show up on time.

There’s cognitive capital: this can mean pure, inherited brainpower. But important cognitive skills are not measured by IQ tests and are not fixed. Some people know how to evaluate themselves and their abilities, while others with higher IQs are clueless. Some low-IQ people can sense what others are feeling, while brainier peers cannot. Such skills can be improved over a lifetime.

Then there’s aspirational capital: the fire-in-the-belly ambition to achieve. In his book The Millionaire Mind, Thomas J. Stanley reports that the average millionaire had a near-average collegiate grade-point average. But millionaires often had this experience: People told them they were too stupid to achieve something, so they set out to prove the naysayers wrong.

Over the past quarter-century, researchers have been trying to understand the different parts of human capital. Their work has been almost completely ignored by policymakers, who continue to treat human capital as just skills and knowledge. The result? A series of expensive policy failures.

We spend more per capita on education than just about any other country on Earth and the results are mediocre. The No Child Left Behind law treats students as skill-acquiring cogs in an economic wheel and the results have been disappointing. We pour money into Title 1 and Head Start, but the long-term gains are insignificant.

These programs are not designed for the way people really are. The only things that work are local, human-tohuman immersions that transform the students down to their very beings. Extraordinary schools, which create intense cultures of achievement, work. Extraordinary teachers, who inspire students to transform their lives, work. The programs that work touch all the components of human capital.

There’s a great future in human capital, buddy. Enough said.

David Brooks writes for The New York Times.
dabrooks@nytimes.com

Monday, November 14, 2005

Jesus is an "Action Figure" - some of his retinue had better watch out!

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Jesus says, "Amen!!"

You probably know the admonition: “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”

It makes sense, doesn’t it. We can consider how we should act in regard to others by reflecting upon how we would feel if others treated US the same way. I find it to be a valuable aid in helping direct my behavior.

Have you ever realized, however, that it also helps us know how others wish we would treat them ?

I don’t know about other religions, but Christians believe: “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” It’s in the Bible; Jesus said it; Christians are required to believe it; and it’s a good thing to believe in and be guided by. As a result, what I have to say applies to Christians in America and around the world (and any other religious folks who take the saying seriously).

If we treat others the way we would like to be treated, then our actions show others how to treat us. If we love them, we wish to be loved. If we persecute them, we wish to be persecuted. If we help them, we wish to be helped. If we hinder them, we wish to be hindered. If we make war on them, we wish for them to make war on us.

It’s not enough for those wearing their Christianity as a badge of honor to simply give lip-service to this directive; it’s "the word of God"; they’re stuck with it. Real Christians, though, shouldn’t have a problem.

At the same time, if gays, women, scientists, public school workers, atheists, Liberals, pagans, non-Christians, and various other folks ever find out that the way some so-called “Christians” mistreat them is how those “Christians” want to be mistreated in return - and realize that Jesus himself suggested and supports such retribution, there will be some real hell to pay.

- Uke Man

Do unto others!! They deserve it!!

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Sunday, November 13, 2005

"Soviet Union?Service Union?Bust 'em all" - the Gipper

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Letter to the "Columbus Dispatch"

To the Editor,

The Sunday editorial ("Union label") made me laugh!

The Service Employees International Union must be doing SOMETHING right if the editorial board feels the need to spend three-fourths of its space attacking the union.

I laughed out loud when I read, “The problem is that workers may not understand what they are signing. And the union cannot be trusted to deal honestly with them.”

Right! Instead of trusting the union, workers should trust private employers, and – if not them – the editorial board of the Columbus Dispatch. IT will“deal honestly with them.”

Yeah, right!!

Does anyone there actually believe that? Or do you just think your readers are stupid enough to buy it?

- Uke Man

New Colorin' Book

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Be careful. He's wearing his Nookyoular Pants

You may have seen this already. Even if you have, ENJOY!!!

Go to:

http://www.badmash.org/videos/harlan.php?v=george_bush_512K_Stream.flv&t=Harlan%20McCraney

"To Love America, First Ya Gotta Love Yourself!!" - Onan Dejudah

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Veterans' Day

As I begin this essay, it is Veterans’ Day, a day that, along with Memorial Day, always stirs me up.

My father was a veteran of WW II; my mother’s sister was an army nurse present at the liberation of Dachau, an older cousin was in Korea, a good friend from high school has his name on the black stone Wall, a niece transported prisoners from Afghanistan to Guantanamo, a colleague drove a fuel truck in Iraq, and former students are now in Iraq.

What these and other soldiers went through certainly was dangerous, demanding, affecting, and life-changing – life-ending in my friend’s case. Whether these soldiers stepped forward proudly to serve something they understood and respected or whether they volunteered for something they eventually came to recognize as hollow and unworthy of their sacrifice, whether they were economically coerced by poverty and/or racism into the only avenue open to their “advancement,” or whether they were drafted against their will; it is clear that these men and women have undergone life experiences most of us would prefer not to share.

They have suffered – some more than others – and deserve our compassion and respect. Our culture put them through this experience, and we – along with them – are responsible for that – we did not stop it, did we?

And so, on these “military” days I feel a deep regard for those who – without any real part in determining the policies that led to their war – were thrown into the deadly “adventure.”

At the same time I also experience profound anger.

After EVERY war veterans are screwed by the hypocritical politicos that not long before sang their praises. Promises are broken; attention is withdrawn; the “valiant warriors” who fought “to protect our freedoms” are told to drop dead. This administration isn’t even waiting until after the war to screw veterans and EVEN active-duty soldiers.

If that isn’t sick enough; no matter how poorly veterans are treated, no matter how many times they have been discarded by their “superiors” as just so much bothersome trash; whenever the NEXT war is being promoted, there is no shortage of old, white-haired veterans out front screaming for young blood to be spilled in a righteous defense of our “sacred freedoms.”

What are they thinking?

There are, of course, large numbers of veterans who don’t feel compelled to blindly cheer every new war trumpeted by rich, white, civilians. They have the insight and courage to accept the reality of their own experience; i.e. that war is never what it is sold as being; and that one needs to look with steely eyes at the sales pitch.

Mindless, cheerleading veterans are afraid to admit the reality of their experience. If their effort and sacrifice actually was expended for venal, selfish, or stupid reasons; rather than “to maintain our freedoms,” “to preserve our right to vote,” “to make the world safe for democracy,” “to spread democracy throughout the Middle East,” “to defeat terrorists,” etc.; then they have behaved foolishly; they’ve been duped; and most of them aren’t up to admitting THAT. So: you want a war?? Well, they’re for it!! Hott damn!! It’s even better than a football game!

The same psychological dilemma is faced by the poor, demolished parents of a son or daughter killed in a war. Upon the death of their soldier-child, parents are faced with a decision: did their precious child die in vain or as part of an honorable and glorious, altruistic endeavor blessed by God?

That’s a tough choice to make honestly. One can study the reality of the war – its causes, its goals, its administration, its treatment of our troops – and possibly decide that it was a farce and not worth the cost of one’s child, and that the son or daughter has died for little or no good reason.

But that’s hard to admit. It’s much easier for any of us to survive and continue with our lives believing that our child has died, not in vain, but for a glorious cause. That isn’t necessarily connected to reality, but it IS connected to survival.

It also is a major reason why nothing ever changes. We can’t accept the truth; so we propagate the falsehood, continuing to ease others into sacrificing their sons and daughters on altars of venal greed, ego, and neurosis.

It also explains why so many people can irrationally believe that those who oppose the war or the president “hate America” and don’t “support the troops.” It’s easier to claim that than to admit the truth; easier to appease one’s own psyche than to save a neighbor’s child.

- Uke Man

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Bush is in Freefall !!

Want to see the "Bushie Bounce"?

Check out: http://www.yeeguy.com/freefall/

- Uke Man

Friday, November 11, 2005

Sent on a mission by his Higher Feuher

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Homeland Feuher - minus the mustache

When Democracy Failed - The Warnings Of History

By Thom Hartmann
March 17. 2003

The 70th anniversary wasn't noticed in the United States, and was barely reported in the corporate media. But the Germans remembered well that fateful day seventy years ago - February 27, 1933. They commemorated the anniversary by joining in demonstrations for peace that mobilized citizens all across the world.

It started when the government, in the midst of a worldwide economic crisis, received reports of an imminent terrorist attack. A foreign ideologue had launched feeble attacks on a few famous buildings, but the media largely ignored his relatively small efforts. The intelligence services knew, however, that the odds were he would eventually succeed. (Historians are still arguing whether or not rogue elements in the intelligence service helped the terrorist; the most recent research implies they did not.)

But the warnings of investigators were ignored at the highest levels, in part because the government was distracted; the man who claimed to be the nation's leader had not been elected by a majority vote and the majority of citizens claimed he had no right to the powers he coveted. He was a simpleton, some said, a cartoon character of a man who saw things in black-and-white terms and didn't have the intellect to understand the subtleties of running a nation in a complex and internationalist world. His coarse use of language - reflecting his political roots in a southernmost state - and his simplistic and often-inflammatory nationalistic rhetoric offended the aristocrats, foreign leaders, and the well-educated elite in the government and media. And, as a young man, he'd joined a secret society with an occult-sounding name and bizarre initiation rituals that involved skulls and human bones.

Nonetheless, he knew the terrorist was going to strike (although he didn't know where or when), and he had already considered his response. When an aide brought him word that the nation's most prestigious building was ablaze, he verified it was the terrorist who had struck and then rushed to the scene and called a press conference.

"You are now witnessing the beginning of a great epoch in history," he proclaimed, standing in front of the burned-out building, surrounded by national media. "This fire," he said, his voice trembling with emotion, "is the beginning." He used the occasion - "a sign from God," he called it - to declare an all-out war on terrorism and its ideological sponsors, a people, he said, who traced their origins to the Middle East and found motivation for their evil deeds in their religion.

Two weeks later, the first detention center for terrorists was built in Oranianberg to hold the first suspected allies of the infamous terrorist. In a national outburst of patriotism, the leader's flag was everywhere, even printed large in newspapers suitable for window display.

Within four weeks of the terrorist attack, the nation's now-popular leader had pushed through legislation - in the name of combating terrorism and fighting the philosophy he said spawned it - that suspended constitutional guarantees of free speech, privacy, and habeas corpus. Police could now intercept mail and wiretap phones; suspected terrorists could be imprisoned without specific charges and without access to their lawyers; police could sneak into people's homes without warrants if the cases involved terrorism.

To get his patriotic "Decree on the Protection of People and State" passed over the objections of concerned legislators and civil libertarians, he agreed to put a 4-year sunset provision on it: if the national emergency provoked by the terrorist attack was over by then, the freedoms and rights would be returned to the people, and the police agencies would be re-restrained. Legislators would later say they hadn't had time to read the bill before voting on it.

Immediately after passage of the anti-terrorism act, his federal police agencies stepped up their program of arresting suspicious persons and holding them without access to lawyers or courts. In the first year only a few hundred were interred, and those who objected were largely ignored by the mainstream press, which was afraid to offend and thus lose access to a leader with such high popularity ratings. Citizens who protested the leader in public - and there were many - quickly found themselves confronting the newly empowered police's batons, gas, and jail cells, or fenced off in protest zones safely out of earshot of the leader's public speeches. (In the meantime, he was taking almost daily lessons in public speaking, learning to control his tonality, gestures, and facial expressions. He became a very competent orator.)

Within the first months after that terrorist attack, at the suggestion of a political advisor, he brought a formerly obscure word into common usage. He wanted to stir a "racial pride" among his countrymen, so, instead of referring to the nation by its name, he began to refer to it as "The Homeland," a phrase publicly promoted in the introduction to a 1934 speech recorded in Leni Riefenstahl's famous propaganda movie "Triumph Of The Will." As hoped, people's hearts swelled with pride, and the beginning of an us-versus-them mentality was sewn. Our land was "the" homeland, citizens thought: all others were simply foreign lands. We are the "true people," he suggested, the only ones worthy of our nation's concern; if bombs fall on others, or human rights are violated in other nations and it makes our lives better, it's of little concern to us.

Playing on this new nationalism, and exploiting a disagreement with the French over his increasing militarism, he argued that any international body that didn't act first and foremost in the best interest of his own nation was neither relevant nor useful. He thus withdrew his country from the League Of Nations in October, 1933, and then negotiated a separate naval armaments agreement with Anthony Eden of The United Kingdom to create a worldwide military ruling elite.

His propaganda minister orchestrated a campaign to ensure the people that he was a deeply religious man and that his motivations were rooted in Christianity. He even proclaimed the need for a revival of the Christian faith across his nation, what he called a "New Christianity." Every man in his rapidly growing army wore a belt buckle that declared "Gott Mit Uns" - God Is With Us - and most of them fervently believed it was true.

Within a year of the terrorist attack, the nation's leader determined that the various local police and federal agencies around the nation were lacking the clear communication and overall coordinated administration necessary to deal with the terrorist threat facing the nation, particularly those citizens who were of Middle Eastern ancestry and thus probably terrorist and communist sympathizers, and various troublesome "intellectuals" and "liberals." He proposed a single new national agency to protect the security of the homeland, consolidating the actions of dozens of previously independent police, border, and investigative agencies under a single leader.

He appointed one of his most trusted associates to be leader of this new agency, the Central Security Office for the homeland, and gave it a role in the government equal to the other major departments.

His assistant who dealt with the press noted that, since the terrorist attack, "Radio and press are at out disposal." Those voices questioning the legitimacy of their nation's leader, or raising questions about his checkered past, had by now faded from the public's recollection as his central security office began advertising a program encouraging people to phone in tips about suspicious neighbors. This program was so successful that the names of some of the people "denounced" were soon being broadcast on radio stations. Those denounced often included opposition politicians and celebrities who dared speak out - a favorite target of his regime and the media he now controlled through intimidation and ownership by corporate allies.

To consolidate his power, he concluded that government alone wasn't enough. He reached out to industry and forged an alliance, bringing former executives of the nation's largest corporations into high government positions. A flood of government money poured into corporate coffers to fight the war against the Middle Eastern ancestry terrorists lurking within the homeland, and to prepare for wars overseas. He encouraged large corporations friendly to him to acquire media outlets and other industrial concerns across the nation, particularly those previously owned by suspicious people of Middle Eastern ancestry. He built powerful alliances with industry; one corporate ally got the lucrative contract worth millions to build the first large-scale detention center for enemies of the state. Soon more would follow. Industry flourished.

But after an interval of peace following the terrorist attack, voices of dissent again arose within and without the government. Students had started an active program opposing him (later known as the White Rose Society), and leaders of nearby nations were speaking out against his bellicose rhetoric. He needed a diversion, something to direct people away from the corporate cronyism being exposed in his own government, questions of his possibly illegitimate rise to power, and the oft-voiced concerns of civil libertarians about the people being held in detention without due process or access to attorneys or family.

With his number two man - a master at manipulating the media - he began a campaign to convince the people of the nation that a small, limited war was necessary. Another nation was harboring many of the suspicious Middle Eastern people, and even though its connection with the terrorist who had set afire the nation's most important building was tenuous at best, it held resources their nation badly needed if they were to have room to live and maintain their prosperity. He called a press conference and publicly delivered an ultimatum to the leader of the other nation, provoking an international uproar. He claimed the right to strike preemptively in self-defense, and nations across Europe - at first - denounced him for it, pointing out that it was a doctrine only claimed in the past by nations seeking worldwide empire, like Caesar's Rome or Alexander's Greece.

It took a few months, and intense international debate and lobbying with European nations, but, after he personally met with the leader of the United Kingdom, finally a deal was struck. After the military action began, Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain told the nervous British people that giving in to this leader's new first-strike doctrine would bring "peace for our time."

Thus Hitler annexed Austria in a lightning move, riding a wave of popular support as leaders so often do in times of war. The Austrian government was unseated and replaced by a new leadership friendly to Germany, and German corporations began to take over Austrian resources.

In a speech responding to critics of the invasion, Hitler said, "Certain foreign newspapers have said that we fell on Austria with brutal methods. I can only say; even in death they cannot stop lying. I have in the course of my political struggle won much love from my people, but when I crossed the former frontier [into Austria] there met me such a stream of love as I have never experienced. Not as tyrants have we come, but as liberators."

To deal with those who dissented from his policies, at the advice of his politically savvy advisors, he and his handmaidens in the press began a campaign to equate him and his policies with patriotism and the nation itself. National unity was essential, they said, to ensure that the terrorists or their sponsors didn't think they'd succeeded in splitting the nation or weakening its will. In times of war, they said, there could be only "one people, one nation, and one commander-in-chief" ("Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer"), and so his advocates in the media began a nationwide campaign charging that critics of his policies were attacking the nation itself. Those questioning him were labeled "anti-German" or "not good Germans," and it was suggested they were aiding the enemies of the state by failing in the patriotic necessity of supporting the nation's valiant men in uniform. It was one of his most effective ways to stifle dissent and pit wage-earning people (from whom most of the army came) against the "intellectuals and liberals" who were critical of his policies.

Nonetheless, once the "small war" annexation of Austria was successfully and quickly completed, and peace returned, voices of opposition were again raised in the Homeland. The almost-daily release of news bulletins about the dangers of terrorist communist cells wasn't enough to rouse the populace and totally suppress dissent. A full-out war was necessary to divert public attention from the growing rumbles within the country about disappearing dissidents; violence against liberals, Jews, and union leaders; and the epidemic of crony capitalism that was producing empires of wealth in the corporate sector but threatening the middle class's way of life.

A year later, to the week, Hitler invaded Czechoslovakia; the nation was now fully at war, and all internal dissent was suppressed in the name of national security. It was the end of Germany's first experiment with democracy.

As we conclude this review of history, there are a few milestones worth remembering.

February 27, 2003, was the 70th anniversary of Dutch terrorist Marinus van der Lubbe's successful firebombing of the German Parliament (Reichstag) building, the terrorist act that catapulted Hitler to legitimacy and reshaped the German constitution. By the time of his successful and brief action to seize Austria, in which almost no German blood was shed, Hitler was the most beloved and popular leader in the history of his nation. Hailed around the world, he was later Time magazine's "Man Of The Year."

Most Americans remember his office for the security of the homeland, known as the Reichssicherheitshauptamt and its SchutzStaffel, simply by its most famous agency's initials: the SS.

We also remember that the Germans developed a new form of highly violent warfare they named "lightning war" or blitzkrieg, which, while generating devastating civilian losses, also produced a highly desirable "shock and awe" among the nation's leadership according to the authors of the 1996 book "Shock And Awe" published by the National Defense University Press.

Reflecting on that time, The American Heritage Dictionary (Houghton Mifflin Company, 1983) left us this definition of the form of government the German democracy had become through Hitler's close alliance with the largest German corporations and his policy of using war as a tool to keep power: fas-cism (fbsh'iz'em) n. A system of government that exercises a dictatorship of the extreme right, typically through the merging of state and business leadership, together with belligerent nationalism."

Today, as we face financial and political crises, it's useful to remember that the ravages of the Great Depression hit Germany and the United States alike. Through the 1930s, however, Hitler and Roosevelt chose very different courses to bring their nations back to power and prosperity.

Germany's response was to use government to empower corporations and reward the society's richest individuals, privatize much of the commons, stifle dissent, strip people of constitutional rights, and create an illusion of prosperity through continual and ever-expanding war. America passed minimum wage laws to raise the middle class, enforced anti-trust laws to diminish the power of corporations, increased taxes on corporations and the wealthiest individuals, created Social Security, and became the employer of last resort through programs to build national infrastructure, promote the arts, and replant forests.

To the extent that our Constitution is still intact, the choice is again ours.

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Thom Hartmann lived and worked in Germany during the 1980s, and is the author of over a dozen books, including Unequal Protection and The Last Hours of Ancient Sunlight.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

First Rule of the White Ghetto: Don't mention the White Ghetto

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The Prof Responds & Vice-versa Blame the victim, anyone?

Tom Harker,

I don't think it's hard to distinguish what is caused by dumb educational philosophy and by dysfunctional black ghetto families.

Of course pedagogy won't overturn the effects of racism; that's one of my points and why I talk about the black underclass and Marshal Plans; sensible pedagogy is a necessary but not a sufficient condition of effective urban schools.

Job availability is not enough, the available jobs are taken by Somalis, Caribbean Africans, Asians, etc. Most of the American ghetto blacks are ruined and unemployable because of father absence, casual and disorderly homes, the drug culture, the anger culture, and families that reproduce that culture.

The Nationwide guy whose door would be beaten down by doubled pay would hire hardly any of these people. You are resisting acknowledging the pathology of the black ghetto; it's not much about race anymore and not much about money, it's about psychic ruination. Offer all the jobs you want, they will be taken in large part by people of color but not by ghetto African Americans.

Andy Oldenquist


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Professor Oldenquist,

You mention “the black underclass” and argue that “ghetto blacks are ruined and unemployable because of father absence, casual and disorderly homes, the drug culture, the anger culture, and families that reproduce that culture.”

How do you think they got that way? The public schools?

Slavery, Jim Crow, lynchings, red-lining, etc. were not invented by public schools, and the effects of these things cannot be significantly addressed by schools. What makes you think they can? If indeed they CAN, well then schools should also eradicate the racist attitudes of “the white upperclass” living in disciplined, orderly, prescription-drug-oriented, happy-face, “Daddy’s home” gated communities.

Or is the ghettoized white upperclass ruined and uneducable when it comes to self-serving racism? Would all the insights we want to engender be incorporated in large part by people of color but not by gated-community, white Americans?

Maybe we need a Marshal Plan to address the pathology of the white, wealthy enclaves. Or do you resist acknowledging the pathology of the white ghetto?

Your comments regarding jobs do belie a bit of the Bar-Bush syndrome – i.e. : "So many of the people here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them.”

When I said the “underclass” needed a future, a stake in America, good jobs; I meant what I said. You interpreted “good jobs” as those “available” jobs that will be taken by “Somalis, Caribbean Africans, Asians, etc.,” jobs that would “be taken in large part by people of color but not by ghetto African Americans.”

Well, I meant jobs that would be seen as desirable to ANYONE – including whites!! You restrict the “stake” in America to “available” jobs that whites won’t take. Yeah, that’ll work.

But if it doesn’t, you can always blame it on “outmoded educational philosophy” in the public schools.

- Uke Man

Wednesday, November 09, 2005


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It's Racism - Not the Public Schools! (an answer to a Columbus Dispatch column)

Dear Professor Oldenquist,

In your column today your heart was in the right place, but I believe you have overlooked a few considerations in determining your conclusions.

Certainly racism (and class-ism) are at the bottom of our internal problems – just as you point out, but linking racism AND “outmoded educational philosophy” causes problems. The pairing removes the “control” – i.e. it becomes impossible to determine what is caused by either racism or educational philosophy. What are the respective impacts of the two factors? 50-50? 60-40? 90-10? What?

It’s a fact that many “good” teachers in the suburbs once taught in urban schools. It’s also a fact that many teachers in urban schools are equal or superior to many teachers in suburban schools. Racism and class-ism are overwhelmingly the causative factor.

You are exactly right in your criticism of the various areas of dysfunction and in warning of the consequences of continuing in this way, but I can’t agree with a number of things you suggest.

Pedagogy will not overturn the effects of racism. Suggesting that it can (if only this or that were done BY THE SCHOOL SYSTEM) helps maintain racism, the actual, underlying cause. What urban families need is not vouchers, charter schools, and parenting classes. What they need is a future – good jobs paying a living wage – a stake in this country. Without that, all educational philosophy is “outmoded.”

“Not having enough math and science teachers” is itself an outmoded philosophical cliché. We have enough for urban schools, and as corporations lay off more and more well-educated engineers and scientists to be replaced by equally well-educated Indians who will work for peanuts, we should have science/math teachers coming out of our ears (since we can’t outsource the school kids to India).

Those businessmen who complain about the use of standard English don’t seem averse to outsourcing their telephone “support” to India where many of the speakers’ accent, syntax, and grammar are far from what American speakers would call standard.

Similarly, I heard from a vice-president at Nationwide how difficult it was to get workers who could write. I asked how much they paid and was given a low figure. I told him to double it and his door would be beaten down – I would go to work for him.

Again, as you said, “It’s about money.” The complaint isn’t that they can’t get the workers they need, but that they can’t get the workers they need at the low price they’d like. Hence, outsourcing to India where they CAN pay repressive wages. It is NOT lack of ability, training, or education that traps people in poverty or low-paying jobs. As you say, “It’s about money.”

And that’s why the situation will NOT be improved. It would cost the wrong people too much money – much more than even your Marshal Plan – to treat all people fairly. Our system is run by people who believe in the amassing of personal wealth, not sharing the wealth - hence profitable businesses outsourcing jobs to India to obtain MORE profit.

Racist beliefs are, in many ways, supportive of this system, “justifying” much of the economic prejudice. The problems you so clearly see and describe will never be ended by pedagogy, but only by changing the system to eliminate racism.

That will take more than a "Marshal Plan." A revolution, perhaps?

- Uke Man



Public education’s failures are a threat to the nation
Wednesday, November 09, 2005

ANDREW OLDENQUIST

If, in the next 25 years, America becomes a Third World country supplying raw materials to China, India and Europe, the main cause will be the failure of public education. We now rank near the bottom in education achievement among advanced countries; we don’t have enough science and math teachers; some central-city dropout rates exceed 50 percent; teachers despair and Columbus school officials put their own kids in private schools.

If Americans can’t write effectively and read complex material, do math and science, if they don’t learn history and geography, then the rest of the world, which does teach these things, will simply take our jobs and wealth away from us. Already, employers and colleges go crazy because urban high-school graduates so often don’t know anything and cannot speak and write standard English.

The main reasons for the failure of American public schools are their outmoded educational philosophy and the legacy of racism, and these two things reinforce each other. America’s worst internal problem always has been race. Suburban students do well because of the education, stability and prosperity of their families. Inner-city black students do much worse because their families so often are poor, fatherless, powerless and poorly educated.

School decline fuels the economic decline of central cities. It’s all tied together: The legacy of racism, dysfunctional black families, dysfunctional urban schools, teachers and school officials afraid to make demands on their students, white flight to the suburbs, white middle-class fear of black people and consequent hesitancy to patronize downtown businesses and cultural events.
Putting one’s children in a charter school is one kind of flight the poor can afford because, like mainstream public schools, charter schools are free. Regular Columbus public schools are 63 percent black. But Columbus charter schools are 72 percent black, which puts the lie to the idea that only whites want out of the inner-city schools.

It’s about money. Many black parents also support school vouchers and are drawn to the relatively inexpensive Catholic schools.

If inner-city blacks continue to learn almost nothing in school, more poor and unemployed black men will be on Downtown streets at night, which will further scare away middle-aged whites and our Downtown cultural institutions will die, which will free up a little more money for the bigger prisons we will need. A Harvard University study says the black community has the largest recorded shortage of men of any ethnic subgroup in the world.

The flight from the urban public schools exacerbates the class divide between the largely black population stuck in schools that can’t handle them, and the largely white middle class who fled them. So the schools worsen because kids from poor and dysfunctional families set the tone, while the children of more educated and education-conscious families are no longer there as a counter-influence.

Our public schools don’t emphasize learning facts, spelling and grammar, which is why middle-class kids now do poorly on standardized tests. The mainly black poor get low scores because of dysfunctional families. But the inner city gets a double whammy: The educators’ bias against memorizing and against teaching "white middle-class" speech, grammar and spelling is applied there too, but with a vengeance because the kids are already less motivated to do homework and less trained at home in standard English.

Columbus Public Schools deserve praise for recognizing the appeal of charter schools and promising seven specialized district schools. The charter-school movement is letting 100 flowers bloom; it is a market experiment in which schools survive only if they satisfy parents expectations about safety, orderliness, character education, test scores, special themes and/or whatever parents are looking for. Regular public schools are losing students to the suburbs, private schools and charter schools.

The real threat to the city school system isn’t charter schools and vouchers; it is an unwillingness to experiment and respond to obvious failings, together with the family situations of urban underclass kids.

We very much need to know what works in public education. But the schools alone cannot make healthy families and neighborhoods.

If Columbus wants to take a stab at being a national leader in urban resuscitation, it might try a mini-Marshall Plan for one inner-city high school and its neighborhood feeder schools: Provide help with the home environment and studying, provide safe after-school activities, classes for parents, discipline and structure in school, neighborhood cleanup and policing, carrots and sticks to get fathers home again, extended schooling, tutoring and more.

This would cost almost as much money as a new prison. It would be nice if private philanthropists were inclined to fund parts of this.

Andrew Oldenquist is professor emeritus of philosophy at Ohio State University.
oldenquist.1 @osu.edu

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Mourning in America

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S. O. S. ( Consistent Old Crap )

Hey Folks!!


Remember RONNIE RAYGUN !!! – alias: Mr. Runupabigdeficit N. Screwthepoorandmiddleclass?

Well, you SHOULD!! The ol’ Gipper spent us into the Stone Age and then used that as an excuse to treat non-wealthy Americans like Neanderthals.

It was THE PLAN, a premeditated PLAN!!! And it’s not just me saying that!! The reality of the PLAN has been substantiated by numerous pundits, scholars, and other interested observers.

But how soon we forget!!

Below, Tom Teepen’s recent column is informative and starkly presents the PLAN of the present Republican aristocrats. It fails to point out, however, that Dubya’s PLAN is Reagan redux.

It is common knowledge that Reagan is Dubya’s idol (next to his “Higher Father,” of course); and, imprinted on the Gipper, the boy leader is simply following in Reagan’s glorious footsteps.

Besides showing the corrupt, reactionary, self-serving actions of the wealthy’s puppet politicians, Teepen should have pointed out the PREMEDITATED nature of their actions. This is NOT – as Teepen’s piece may leave one thinking – a jury-rigged attempt to meet the unexpected results of drunken spending.

It was the PLAN since the very began!!

Dubya is riding his bike on Reagan’s road, and wants to make it a super highway. Even with such “improvements,” however, it would still be paved with the heads and necks of the poor and middle class.

- Uke Man







Spendthrift Republicans targeting poorest Americans to pay the bills - Tuesday, November 08, 2005

TOM TEEPEN

Congressional Republicans have figured out a nifty way to begin lifting the nation out of the budget hole their borrow-and-spend spree has left us in: take from the poor and give to the rich.
Finally embarrassed by their profligacy, and positioning themselves as reborn deficit hawks for the congressional elections next year, the party’s run-amok social and religious conservatives are beginning to harken to the GOP’s traditional fiscal conservatives.

But will either wing reconsider President Bush’s tax cuts of recent years? Of course not. They are dogma, and never mind that thanks to them, households with incomes of $1 million or more this year are benefiting by an average $103,000, as the Urban Institute-Brookings Institution Tax Center calculates it.

What is more, Congress is moving toward still more tax cuts that would cost the Treasury $70 billion during the next five years. Some 97 percent of the benefits will go to households earning more than $200,000 annually. The capital gains and dividend cuts will do little to enhance the portfolios of the poor, what with the poor usually not having portfolios.

The Iraq war, natural disasters, avian flu — the idea of actually paying for any of those challenges affronts conservative doctrine. How, then, are ends ever to meet?
The House has spotted payees who are unlikely to squawk and won’t be paid any attention if they do.

So the House would add co-pays for children covered by Medicaid, the primary health coverage for the poor, and increase the co-pays for their prescriptions. Medicaid over all would be cut by $30 billion over 10 years, with more of the cost passed on to higher medical and prescription payments.

The House would cut the food stamp budget by $844 million, withholding help from about 300,000, including 70,000 legal — repeat, legal — immigrants, many of them elderly. Welcome to America, guys.

And over five years, $5 billion would be taken from enforcement for child-support payments, a "saving" that would result in the loss of an estimated $7.9 billion in support for children, according to the Congressional Budget Office.

The list goes on, with our nation’s most vulnerable losing a little help here, being forced to pony up a bit more for it there. The Senate’s version is tilted against them less steeply but over all is only a little better. Unwisely, it logs savings in part by increasing student-loan costs, guaranteeing a less broadly educated citizenry for the future.

The recently enacted highway bill has more pork than an industrial hog farm, but with elections looming there is no enthusiasm in Congress for passing up any of the home-district goodies. Bush is pushing to make his tax cuts permanent instead of letting them lapse as they were originally set to do.

Between 2001 and ’04, the number of Americans living in poverty increased from 11.7 percent of the population to 12.7 percent. The income disparities between the welloff and the poor — indeed, between the rich and everybody else — have widened. A record 45.8 percent of us have no health insurance.

Robin Hood must be absolutely spinning in his grave.


Tom Teepen writes for Cox News Service.
teepencolumn@coxnews.com

Monday, November 07, 2005

The Trip - the Commentary

Hi There!!

The Uke Man is starting to return to “normal” after his big adventure and getting a little more energy; so it’s time to share a little about my trip.

The flight to Manchester, New Hampshire was fine (I lived free and didn’t die in the “granite state”). It was followed by a sweet visit with my granddaughter Paloma, daughter-in-law Trini, and son Travis (see pictures a way below).

What a granddaughter – only 15 weeks old and already smarter than our president!!!

Travis & Trini (“TNT” to those in the know) treated the old guy very well!! And I was fortunate enough to dine with them at a REAL Mexican restaurant, and enjoyed a rarity none of you have probably ever tasted (and probably are glad not to have, what with our culturally determined adversity to anything not advertised regularly on TV): i.e. “minudo,” or tripe (i.e. stomach) soup!! It was WONDERFUL!!!

Then it was off to New York City and my friend Ron Hester’s apt. in Brooklyn (the borough of Hassidic Jews and ducks – but that’s a story for another time).

Ron is a wonderful young man who had the misfortune of being my student during his formative years when he was easily misled into becoming my friend. Actually, it is HIS doing that I began to perform; he egged me on; so, this blog, the songs, the band – the whole thing – is his fault. Worse than that, now when I go to New York to accost unsuspecting souls with my “creations,” Ron gets stuck with putting me up.

He has the patience of Job, and I couldn’t be the bon vivant/man-about-town/Captain of Entertainment I am without his support!! Thanks Ron!! (check out Ron’s website: http://www.ronhester.com/ )

While in THE city, I got to play both the Halloween show at Barbes in Brooklyn and the Midnight Ukulele Disco TV show in Manhattan – both through the kind offices of my friend Jason Tagg, half of “Sonic Uke,” the vivacious ukulele duo viewable at http://www.sonicuke.com/ .

The Halloween show was part of the continuing "Ukulele Cabaret" series hosted by Jason & Ted of “Sonic Uke.” Performances by Sonic Uke, moi and MANY other excellent artists can be viewed at http://www.ukulelecabaret.com/ .

The next day Jason filmed a lot of my songs in the studio and that night I got to play live on his “Midnight Ukulele Disco” show. Hey!! It was heavenly!!

As I told Jason, thanks to him, even if the plane back to Columbus went down, I’d still be around. Thanks Jason!!


Well, that’s it on the trip. I’m back; the plane went down only when-and-where it was supposed to, and the old bones are knitting back to normalcy.

Quite a wondrous time for such a cranky old fart!!!

- Uke Man

Bill

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Another Video from Midnight Ukulele Disco

Hey Folks!

Below is another link to a video on my friend Jason Tagg’s site (www.sonicuke.com).

Last year, my friend of 50 years, Bill McNamara, passed away. We met in 4th Grade at St. Christopher’s school and were friends ever since.

This song was written in Bill’s memory and is based on a true story he shared with me.

Bill was a better Catholic than I and served mass for Father Culliton, a wonderful, old, Irish priest.

Rest easy Bill, and Father Culliton too.


http://www.ukuleledisco.com/fatherculliton


- Uke Man

The Temple of One Defunct "True Way" 1,000 BC

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Faith-Based Insanity

It’s struck me lately that a large part of religion is a form of mental illness.

Religion didn’t seem so silly when the world was a big place and life-spans were short. “History” was oral and, therefore, condensed to “essential” verbal aspects consisting of the politically/socially/culturally correct “truths” necessary for the survival of each particular group (e.g. “god is on our side).

Throughout their short lives the people were indoctrinated by the prevailing religious dogma of their relatively small and homogenous group. Whatever orthodoxy prevailed at that time and place was presented as absolute - and could not be compared with historical orthodoxies since they were unknown. As a result, it was impossible to notice the arbitrariness or the cultural relativity of different religions over time.

That is no longer the case.

Most modern people – including “religious” people – will say – without hesitation – that every defunct religion of history was “false,” an hallucination, imaginary, etc. No one believes in Thor or Zeus; they are interesting figures – to be sure – but only creations made in man’s image by ignorant and fearful (or overly imaginative?) people.

Well, that doesn’t sound neurotic, but we’re just getting started.

The problem arises when these same level-headed souls decide that - unlike all the “misguided” advocates of earlier false religions – they have discovered the one and only true religion that ever was or ever will be. And not only are defunct religions of the past to be laughed at, but also all presently existing religions (besides their own) must be disparaged (if not immediately eliminated).

Now, THAT’s crazy!!

No??

Well, many of today’s religions seem to think they alone have the answer. What sane justification can they have for that?

The only thing they can say is that they “say so” – and of course they usually have a book that says so too – and of course it’s the only true book – and they know that based on “faith.” That is, they know it because: they KNOW it; they believe it; because they BELIEVE it. And that’s enough to justify anything, even murderous war on “unbelievers.”

Now, THAT’s crazy!!

There must have been – over the centuries – thousands of religions, groups, sects, cults, and prophets proclaiming they – and they alone – knew the ONE TRUE WAY!! Well, even if there is ONE TRUE WAY, all of these folks except one HAVE to be wrong,

Buying into any one of these assertions is a risky bet – sort of like picking a number at random on a roulette wheel – except the odds are worse – more like those on a lottery ticket.

Now, I’m not against buying an occasional lottery ticket, but ordering my life or guiding my finances or planning my future or going to war based on an unshakeable faith that I am holding the one winning lottery ticket - now that’s crazy.

- Uke Man

Friday, November 04, 2005

Three Videos from the Barbes Cabaret Show

Hey Folks!!

Here are three videos from the Barbes show in Brooklyn last Monday.

Thanks to my friend Jason Tagg (www.sonicuke.com).

http://www.ukuleledisco.com/jesuschrysler

http://www.ukuleledisco.com/whitehouse

http://www.ukuleledisco.com/peeweebarbes

Cute Kid there in New Hampshire!

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Cute New Hampshire Family

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Grandpa & Paloma Discussing Sartre

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Grandpa & Paloma Seeing eye-to-eye in New Hampshire

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Uke Man in Motion at Barbes Monday Night!

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Ukin' Away!!!

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Ted & Jason - "Sonic Uke" - Hosts of "Ukulele Cabaret"

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Ted & Jason - on the move at Barbes Monday

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Sonic Uke - Barbes!!

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Enjoying the Barbes show Monday

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Geo at Barbes Mon.

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Ukulele Lloyd Toasting the Barbes Crowd

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"Brooklyn" gets down at Barbes Monday night

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Howie Gets Down & Witchie at Barbes Uke Cabaret Monday!

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Jason of "Sonic Uke" and Midnight Ukulele Disco" at his home, the site of the ORIGINAL "Murray Spaceshoe"

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At the "Space Shoe"-a New Friend-Dolan

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Midnight Ukulele Disco cameraman-Freddy- NYC Tues.

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Midnight Ukulele Disco-Jason-NYC Tuesday

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The World Can't Wait-Drive Bush Out-NYC Wed.

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The World Can't Wait-Drive Bush Out-NYC Wed.

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The World Can't Wait-Drive Bush Out-NYC Wed.

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The World Can't Wait-Drive Bush Out-NYC Wed.

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The World Can't Wait-Drive Bush Out-NYC Wednesday

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I Had a GREAT Time at Thomas Worthington Fri. - The Students were Fantastic!!

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Hey! I'm Back!!!

Hey!!

I’m back!! Sorry for the hiatus. A lot has been going on. I’m still up to my ears in alligators, but I’ll try to share a little via the photos I hope to add above!

Yours!!

- Uke Man