Purchasing at WAL-MART can be hazardous to yor health
Hey Folks!!
Circleville has a WAL-FART !! We actually have two of them; one an empty, abandoned shell facing the new and improved brothel they built acroos the street.
Ain’t life grand!!
But that’s not all!! We have another empty, abandoned shell right next to the new, improved Little Whorehouse on the Pasture (formerly Crites Farm). It once was a manufacturing plant producing TV picture tubes and paying a living wage to hundreds of good ol’, red-blooded American workers; but now it’s empty, thanks to WAL-MART.
You see, the Walnut Family demanded that the tubes be made at such a low cost (or else the gargantuan whoresaler wouldn’t buy them) that the company packed up and sent the work to China.
Now hundreds of people who once made a living wage and could afford to buy higher-priced TV’s can try to “get on” at WALly-World and sell TV’s at lower prices that, unfortunately, are now higher than they can afford.
But it helps our booming economy, don’t it. It’s just bidness – comp’tition – gotta compete – them folks just need to get re-eddicated. Just ask W.
The moving finger points and then moves on. Yes sir, the invisible hand of the market has pointed its finger!!
. . . and we know which finger and at whom it is pointed!
- Uke Man
Circleville has a WAL-FART !! We actually have two of them; one an empty, abandoned shell facing the new and improved brothel they built acroos the street.
Ain’t life grand!!
But that’s not all!! We have another empty, abandoned shell right next to the new, improved Little Whorehouse on the Pasture (formerly Crites Farm). It once was a manufacturing plant producing TV picture tubes and paying a living wage to hundreds of good ol’, red-blooded American workers; but now it’s empty, thanks to WAL-MART.
You see, the Walnut Family demanded that the tubes be made at such a low cost (or else the gargantuan whoresaler wouldn’t buy them) that the company packed up and sent the work to China.
Now hundreds of people who once made a living wage and could afford to buy higher-priced TV’s can try to “get on” at WALly-World and sell TV’s at lower prices that, unfortunately, are now higher than they can afford.
But it helps our booming economy, don’t it. It’s just bidness – comp’tition – gotta compete – them folks just need to get re-eddicated. Just ask W.
The moving finger points and then moves on. Yes sir, the invisible hand of the market has pointed its finger!!
. . . and we know which finger and at whom it is pointed!
- Uke Man
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