the Rant at Dick's Den
The Circus of Cool was cool Saturday night. I had fun, and the crowd liked the rant. For those of you who couldn't make it it's posted below (sans the wonderful jazz of that evening).
- Uke Man
Thoughts Soon After the Death of Pope John Paul
Terri Schiavo is dead and burned, just a vacant, bloated, smiling face on an infinite video loop. The Pope’s dead too, a fat, distended COOKIE, iced in red, on display for your gratification at the Basilica and on the front page.
And for a while we must, alas, forego infallibility.
But not to worry. When the fallible old men in red suits mark their scraps of paper to make white smoke, THEN infallibility SHALL return – as sure as scraps of paper burn!
They say a white smoke might bring a BLACK Pope.
I know African Anglicans hate queers. I wonder what African Catholics think.
Some African American holy men hate queers, and they know ALL the arguments against gay marriage. They heard them over and over and over from Mr. Jim Crow (but THEN it wasn’t laid on queers).
Well, ain’t life grand!!!
If god made us in his image, god must be one fucked up guy!
Millions of people prayed for Terri Schiavo.
God let her die.
Billions of people prayed for the Pope.
He died too.
My mother is dying. And I’m NOT praying for her. If it didn’t help the Pope, what good would it do my Mom?
Prayer brought us John Ashcroft and put naked justice behind the curtain.
Prayer put Truth on a permanent Tom DeLay.
Prayer put a rodeo clown in the Whitehouse to bully our heritage and enslave our future!
George Bush - our president! Befuddled, with a Roving brain.
What a joke! And how appropriate!!
Give him a pretzel; let him choke!
This fucking country deserves the self-imposed degradation of an idiot chief of state who isn’t responsible enough to wipe his own ass but doesn’t need to for all the fawning sycophants begging to do it for him, and thanking God for the opportunity.
Scum
sucking scum!
Fox News,
insane and unbalanced!!!
Spewing psychosis
24 hours a day!!! And defending the nookyoular option.
Paul Wolfowitz and William Kristol
Richard Pearl and his neo-conehead pals
Consuming mass quantities
Of insulation and inebriates!
Drunken schoolboys off on a spree
Doomed from here to eternity!!
Dog have mercy on you and me.
Bah! Humbug!
And they are so FUCKING smug!!!
They smirk and smile
And sit so straight
Inside their suits
With their empty, calcified hearts of flint
Pumping bile
A mile a minute
To drownd the so-called “beast”
To drownd the milk of human kindness!!
Grinning, dapper, Grover Norquist
needs a potty break!!
Someone drag the bastard to a bath room/ Fill the tub /And drownd the motherfucker!!!
The human race did NOT evolve for this!
Who will we drownd?
Who WILL we drownd?
Our Mother?
Who WILL we drownd?
Our Mother?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Or the Mother-Fucker!!??
- Uke Man
Thoughts Soon After the Death of Pope John Paul
Terri Schiavo is dead and burned, just a vacant, bloated, smiling face on an infinite video loop. The Pope’s dead too, a fat, distended COOKIE, iced in red, on display for your gratification at the Basilica and on the front page.
And for a while we must, alas, forego infallibility.
But not to worry. When the fallible old men in red suits mark their scraps of paper to make white smoke, THEN infallibility SHALL return – as sure as scraps of paper burn!
They say a white smoke might bring a BLACK Pope.
I know African Anglicans hate queers. I wonder what African Catholics think.
Some African American holy men hate queers, and they know ALL the arguments against gay marriage. They heard them over and over and over from Mr. Jim Crow (but THEN it wasn’t laid on queers).
Well, ain’t life grand!!!
If god made us in his image, god must be one fucked up guy!
Millions of people prayed for Terri Schiavo.
God let her die.
Billions of people prayed for the Pope.
He died too.
My mother is dying. And I’m NOT praying for her. If it didn’t help the Pope, what good would it do my Mom?
Prayer brought us John Ashcroft and put naked justice behind the curtain.
Prayer put Truth on a permanent Tom DeLay.
Prayer put a rodeo clown in the Whitehouse to bully our heritage and enslave our future!
George Bush - our president! Befuddled, with a Roving brain.
What a joke! And how appropriate!!
Give him a pretzel; let him choke!
This fucking country deserves the self-imposed degradation of an idiot chief of state who isn’t responsible enough to wipe his own ass but doesn’t need to for all the fawning sycophants begging to do it for him, and thanking God for the opportunity.
Scum
sucking scum!
Fox News,
insane and unbalanced!!!
Spewing psychosis
24 hours a day!!! And defending the nookyoular option.
Paul Wolfowitz and William Kristol
Richard Pearl and his neo-conehead pals
Consuming mass quantities
Of insulation and inebriates!
Drunken schoolboys off on a spree
Doomed from here to eternity!!
Dog have mercy on you and me.
Bah! Humbug!
And they are so FUCKING smug!!!
They smirk and smile
And sit so straight
Inside their suits
With their empty, calcified hearts of flint
Pumping bile
A mile a minute
To drownd the so-called “beast”
To drownd the milk of human kindness!!
Grinning, dapper, Grover Norquist
needs a potty break!!
Someone drag the bastard to a bath room/ Fill the tub /And drownd the motherfucker!!!
The human race did NOT evolve for this!
Who will we drownd?
Who WILL we drownd?
Our Mother?
Who WILL we drownd?
Our Mother?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Or the Mother-Fucker!!??
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