Pope Cookies are Here !!!
Well Folks!
What you’ve ALL been waiting for!!!
POPE COOKIES!!!
Hey!! We’ve all seen the photos of the late John Paul!! Is there ANYONE among us who – having honestly consulted his or her subconscious gastronomical psyche – HASN’T thought:
“Jesus!! He looks like a COOKIE!!
A giant, luscious, red and white, icing-glommed COOKIE!!"
It may have been the foreshortening angle of the photos; it may have been the outrageously seductive, icing-like vestments chosen for his “showing”; it may have been his Pillsbury Doughboy complexion; but whatever the case – Mama Mia!!! – didn’t the photos scream, “I’m a Cookie!!” ?
Well, NOW he IS !!!
Yes Ma’m!!! Yes Sir!!! Pope Cookies are real and available to the general public!!!
Order a dozen today! Hand crafted cookies - individually mixed, rolled, cut, baked, iced, and packaged by partisan creationist, homophobic, pro-life, bare-backed, authoritarian, capitalistic, anti-feminist, Jew-baiting, entrepreneurial groupies of Mel Gibson and Karl Rove .
Only $120.00 per dozen.
Place your order now at: tom@ukuleleman.net
What you’ve ALL been waiting for!!!
POPE COOKIES!!!
Hey!! We’ve all seen the photos of the late John Paul!! Is there ANYONE among us who – having honestly consulted his or her subconscious gastronomical psyche – HASN’T thought:
“Jesus!! He looks like a COOKIE!!
A giant, luscious, red and white, icing-glommed COOKIE!!"
It may have been the foreshortening angle of the photos; it may have been the outrageously seductive, icing-like vestments chosen for his “showing”; it may have been his Pillsbury Doughboy complexion; but whatever the case – Mama Mia!!! – didn’t the photos scream, “I’m a Cookie!!” ?
Well, NOW he IS !!!
Yes Ma’m!!! Yes Sir!!! Pope Cookies are real and available to the general public!!!
Order a dozen today! Hand crafted cookies - individually mixed, rolled, cut, baked, iced, and packaged by partisan creationist, homophobic, pro-life, bare-backed, authoritarian, capitalistic, anti-feminist, Jew-baiting, entrepreneurial groupies of Mel Gibson and Karl Rove .
Only $120.00 per dozen.
Place your order now at: tom@ukuleleman.net
2 Comments:
Gee, Tom, all the Catholics should line up to buy these. Delicious!! Suzie Q
Now, these don't turn into the actual body and blood of the pope, do they?
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