To James in England

Dear James,

For your edification I have enclosed mementos
of our American aristocracy –
those living in the “White Castle,”
the Burghers of Columbus, so to speak.

The contents include:
one souvenir bag embossed with Hollywood promotions;
one seductive placard singing of “The Six Pack”;
AND two (2) –
suitable as knick-knacks
and REAL collector’s items –
cardboard White Castle hamburger containers
(some re-assembly required).

These latter items are ACTUAL packages
(from which the sandwiches have been removed)
and – as such –
they allow the lucky recipient to discover the unique aroma
associated with this great American delicacy.

If only I could send you the entire, delectable package!!

Enjoy!!
-------------------Yours - Tom